The Official Joke thread

RedStallion · 19th January 2019, 16:40

The founder of #10yearchallenge

All credits to the source

JS Kwt · 28th January 2019, 15:04

Mobile friendly Scooters

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sparky@home · 29th January 2019, 16:40

This is another take on "The Wall".

sumeethaldankar · 30th January 2019, 15:29

Well what can I say? Is this some kind of joke

source (Olx)

ninjatalli · 31st January 2019, 20:59

Actual Tweet: Link

No points for guessing - the tweet is from the Editorial Director, Swarajya

pratyush6 · 31st January 2019, 21:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjatalli

Actual Tweet: Link

No points for guessing - the tweet is from the Editorial Director, Swarajya

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Didn't think he meant it as a joke

Replying to the below post from Ninja : I get it! It's like saying, people know they 'can' get food, that's why they are looking for food! Why don't we look at it that way? They are optimistic for their future

ninjatalli · 31st January 2019, 21:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by pratyush6

Didn't think he meant it as a joke

Oh yes, he's quite serious. The (absurdity of the) tweet is the joke

RedStallion · 1st February 2019, 20:06

All credits to the source!

sparky@home · 3rd February 2019, 10:01

The board says it all.

VijayAnand1 · 3rd February 2019, 21:19

R O F L!
Accidentally stumbled across this review, decided to watch if fully, the subtitles come on automatically. LOOK what I found... Took a screenshot.

If you decide to open the "ASS" err that's GAS.. Stumped!! LOL
.
ZigWheels are you listening.

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Cheers!
VJ

JS Kwt · 6th February 2019, 00:50

Exam Fever approaching soon

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Guite · 6th February 2019, 22:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by VijayAnand1

R O F L!
Accidentally stumbled across this review, decided to watch if fully, the subtitles come on automatically. LOOK what I found... Took a screenshot.

If you decide to open the "ASS" err that's GAS.. Stumped!! LOL
.
ZigWheels are you listening.

This looks like a YouTube video. Those are not subtitles but rather automatic captioning. Accuracy depends on, among other things, the software’s recognition of the accent. So there tend to be a lot of mistakes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JS Kwt

Exam Fever approaching soon

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Any translation will be helpful to the larger Team Bhp community.

JS Kwt · 6th February 2019, 23:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by JS Kwt

Exam Fever approaching soon

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Guite

Any translation will be helpful to the larger Team Bhp community.

Here it goes

Remember the scene in the Movie - 3 idiots, the three of them boozing on the Water Tank Staircase ...

There Farhan tells Raju -

Thank God there are No Exit Polls for Exams ...

Otherwise our families would surely start our Thrashing a week before our actual Results are out

Guite · 7th February 2019, 14:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by JS Kwt

Here it goes

Remember the scene in the Movie - 3 idiots, the three of them boozing on the Water Tank Staircase ...

There Farhan tells Raju -

Thank God there are No Exit Polls for Exams ...

Otherwise our families would surely start our Thrashing a week before our actual Results are out

Thanks for translation. 3 idiots is one movie I have watched multiple times, with subtitle ON of course. its a great movie.

ankan.m.blr · 12th February 2019, 08:26

Wearing dhoti at a Bengali wedding - A step by step guide

1. Keep your cell phone handy.
2. Wrap the dhoti around your waist.
3. Give it 3 clockwise twists.
4. Give it 1 anti-clockwise twist.
5. Realise you have the directions figured wrong.
6. Undo the earlier twists and redo them in the correct direction.
7. Realise that direction doesn't matter. A dhoti is an enigma wrapped in a mystery.
8. Open Ola in your cell phone, opt for 'outstation cabs'.
9. Open youtube, search for shortcut dhoti wearing videos.
10. Swear at the 4g connection for buffered streaming. Remind self to change network operator after wedding is over.
11. Realize youtube tutorials are no good at this.
12. Select destination in Ola and confirm ride.
13. Turn to elders for help with wearing the contraption.
14. Realise elders are as clueless as you are.
15. Call Ola driver and ask him to hurry up.
16. Check whether dhoti has gone down below waist.
17. Request someone nearby to bring you a bottle of favourite malt. It's not really for your nerves, but more to keep him away from looking at your desperate attempts.
18. Keep checking Ola status.
19. When the malt arrives, pretend you need to have sizzlers to go with it. Demand it now and send him back.
20. Drink the malt (why waste something good).
21. And Drink some more.
22. Now you have nerves of steel.
23. Swear at whoever gave you the idea at the first place of wearing a dhoti in the wedding.
24. Realize that the dhoti has now slipped almost down the knees.
25. Hide in the washroom.
26. When your Ola arrives, leave town. Take the malt with you.

19th January 2019, 16:40	#10111
RedStallion BHPian Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: Vadodara Posts: 85 Thanked: 225 Times View My Garage	The founder of #10yearchallenge All credits to the source Attached Thumbnails

28th January 2019, 15:04	#10112
JS Kwt BHPian Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: 》 Posts: 477 Thanked: 2,235 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Mobile friendly Scooters

29th January 2019, 16:40	#10113
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 433 Thanked: 1,689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is another take on "The Wall". Attached Thumbnails

30th January 2019, 15:29	#10114
sumeethaldankar Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 3,931 Thanked: 3,308 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Well what can I say? Is this some kind of joke source (Olx)

31st January 2019, 20:59	#10115
ninjatalli Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,800 Thanked: 15,552 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Actual Tweet: Link No points for guessing - the tweet is from the Editorial Director, Swarajya Last edited by ninjatalli : 31st January 2019 at 21:00.

1st February 2019, 20:06	#10118
RedStallion BHPian Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: Vadodara Posts: 85 Thanked: 225 Times View My Garage	All credits to the source! Attached Thumbnails

3rd February 2019, 10:01	#10119
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 433 Thanked: 1,689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The board says it all. Attached Thumbnails

3rd February 2019, 21:19	#10120
VijayAnand1 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Stickn' Around Posts: 1,063 Thanked: 2,819 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread R O F L! Accidentally stumbled across this review, decided to watch if fully, the subtitles come on automatically. LOOK what I found... Took a screenshot. If you decide to open the "ASS" err that's GAS.. Stumped!! LOL . ZigWheels are you listening. Cheers! VJ Last edited by VijayAnand1 : 3rd February 2019 at 21:25.

6th February 2019, 00:50	#10121
JS Kwt BHPian Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: 》 Posts: 477 Thanked: 2,235 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Exam Fever approaching soon

12th February 2019, 08:26	#10125
ankan.m.blr BHPian Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 870 Thanked: 961 Times	Wearing dhoti at a Bengali wedding - A step by step guide 1. Keep your cell phone handy. 2. Wrap the dhoti around your waist. 3. Give it 3 clockwise twists. 4. Give it 1 anti-clockwise twist. 5. Realise you have the directions figured wrong. 6. Undo the earlier twists and redo them in the correct direction. 7. Realise that direction doesn't matter. A dhoti is an enigma wrapped in a mystery. 8. Open Ola in your cell phone, opt for 'outstation cabs'. 9. Open youtube, search for shortcut dhoti wearing videos. 10. Swear at the 4g connection for buffered streaming. Remind self to change network operator after wedding is over. 11. Realize youtube tutorials are no good at this. 12. Select destination in Ola and confirm ride. 13. Turn to elders for help with wearing the contraption. 14. Realise elders are as clueless as you are. 15. Call Ola driver and ask him to hurry up. 16. Check whether dhoti has gone down below waist. 17. Request someone nearby to bring you a bottle of favourite malt. It's not really for your nerves, but more to keep him away from looking at your desperate attempts. 18. Keep checking Ola status. 19. When the malt arrives, pretend you need to have sizzlers to go with it. Demand it now and send him back. 20. Drink the malt (why waste something good). 21. And Drink some more. 22. Now you have nerves of steel. 23. Swear at whoever gave you the idea at the first place of wearing a dhoti in the wedding. 24. Realize that the dhoti has now slipped almost down the knees. 25. Hide in the washroom. 26. When your Ola arrives, leave town. Take the malt with you. Last edited by Jaggu : 13th February 2019 at 13:32. Reason: Reported post - changing whiskey to malt. Thanks.