The Official Joke thread

RedStallion · 7th April 2019, 15:02

JU-ICE!!

All credits to the source.

dailydriver · 7th April 2019, 22:08

Toss is the most important part of any RCB match.

It decides whether they lose by runs or wickets!

Courtesy: A perennially optimistic RCB fan.

torquecurve · 9th April 2019, 21:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadiMaama

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A couple of memes made by me.

Translation for the second one: If you open your mouth about trains again, I will throw you out of this window

I resonate with the second one mate!. Truly do. Have been told this.
I know this is the jokes thread but an anecdote that needs sharing.

'Me and my Ex (you will surely know soon why) - were sitting at a coffee shop that is just across a road parallel to a railway track. She was discussing something emotionally important (to her I might add...) when I heard the unmistakable sound of an ALCO WDM notching up with a super shrill sound of an EMD (the supercharger) at the same time. While 'listening' to her, I moved the chair, watching as those beauties crossed when I realized she had stopped talking about 15 seconds ago. Rest as they say is history !

landcruiser123 · 10th April 2019, 09:45

I don't want to violate forum rules, so I'm posting it here. It belongs to another thread too.

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OverKill · 12th April 2019, 13:50

Source - Facebook

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sparky@home · 15th April 2019, 06:50

This is a new conspiracy theory on the Net, I suppose in good humour, on the Black Hole image, which is hot in the Astronomy circles. Was the Black Hole image faked using Snoop Dogg's glowing cigar tip?

porsche_guy · 15th April 2019, 20:58

When you take your Audi to Punjab

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PS: No offence intended

PPS: I need a better sense of humour

Cheers!

Geo_Ipe · 19th April 2019, 17:46

From our own Classifieds!

Is the premium for the Engine & Chassis numbers? If yes, this ad belongs here!

sparky@home · 22nd April 2019, 21:05

The photo says it all !!!

msprabhakar · 23rd April 2019, 06:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by sparky@home

The photo says it all !!!

The photo says more!

DriverR · 10th May 2019, 01:41

Came across this hilarious stand-up on Indian Bikers by Vipul Goyal. He touched upon many points that we have frequently cribbed about in the forum.

https://youtu.be/d7vyqem4RwU

TorqueyTechie · 10th May 2019, 13:45

Not a joke per se but didn't know where to share it. Came across this in my Instagram profile.

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Translation :
One next to DIO is the last part of Gayatri Mantra, "Dio Yona Prachodayat"
Tiago - "BE Tiago Na" - Means "Let's meet" in Kannada.

Credits to the original meme maker/page.

Blr_RK · 10th May 2019, 14:27

Quite creative. First time I am seeing this kind of suffix and prefix.

gkveda · 10th May 2019, 16:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by TorqueyTechie

Translation :
One next to DIO is the last part of Gayatri Mantra, "Dio Yona Prachodayat"
Tiago - "BE Tiago Na" - Means "Let's meet" in Kannada.

Credits to the original meme maker/page.

Superlative creative thoughts.

A person who has good sanskrit knowledge and hold on kannada with creative imagination has done this.

dailydriver · 11th May 2019, 13:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by TorqueyTechie

Credits to the original meme maker/page.

Add this to the list please!

7th April 2019, 15:02	#10141
RedStallion BHPian Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: Vadodara Posts: 85 Thanked: 225 Times View My Garage	JU-ICE!! All credits to the source. Attached Thumbnails

7th April 2019, 22:08	#10142
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Toss is the most important part of any RCB match. It decides whether they lose by runs or wickets! Courtesy: A perennially optimistic RCB fan.

10th April 2019, 09:45	#10144
landcruiser123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,986 Thanked: 6,859 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I don't want to violate forum rules, so I'm posting it here. It belongs to another thread too.

12th April 2019, 13:50	#10145
OverKill BHPian Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Mumbai Posts: 204 Thanked: 626 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Source - Facebook

15th April 2019, 06:50	#10146
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 433 Thanked: 1,689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is a new conspiracy theory on the Net, I suppose in good humour, on the Black Hole image, which is hot in the Astronomy circles. Was the Black Hole image faked using Snoop Dogg's glowing cigar tip? Attached Thumbnails

15th April 2019, 20:58	#10147
porsche_guy BHPian Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: GJ06<=>GJ01 Posts: 884 Thanked: 3,098 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread When you take your Audi to Punjab PS: No offence intended PPS: I need a better sense of humour Cheers!

19th April 2019, 17:46	#10148
Geo_Ipe BHPian Join Date: May 2011 Location: Vellore Posts: 945 Thanked: 2,903 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread From our own Classifieds! Is the premium for the Engine & Chassis numbers? If yes, this ad belongs here! Attached Thumbnails

22nd April 2019, 21:05	#10149
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 433 Thanked: 1,689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The photo says it all !!! Attached Thumbnails

10th May 2019, 13:45	#10152
TorqueyTechie Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,104 Thanked: 2,322 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not a joke per se but didn't know where to share it. Came across this in my Instagram profile. Translation : One next to DIO is the last part of Gayatri Mantra, "Dio Yona Prachodayat" Tiago - "BE Tiago Na" - Means "Let's meet" in Kannada. Credits to the original meme maker/page.

10th May 2019, 14:27	#10153
Blr_RK BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 83 Thanked: 55 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Quite creative. First time I am seeing this kind of suffix and prefix.