The Official Joke thread

simply_sunny001 · 11th September 2010, 04:28

read on some website yesterday

"Hello, this is Radio Pakistan Sports News Bulletin, Lets start with the results of tomorrow's match"

EssYouWe · 11th September 2010, 09:24

CONDOR'D!!!

I guess this is gonna happen really often now that thread is some 300 pages!

Chipz · 13th September 2010, 00:22

It was right in the previous page

dark_horizon · 13th September 2010, 00:53

From a Friend's Facebook Note:

Love Story of Engineer:

I was in12th, She was in 12th...I was doin BE, She got BCA
I was doin BE, She got MCA

I was doin BE, She is doing PHD

I completed BE, She got a Doctorate

She got married, I was preparing 4 MTECH entrance

Shes mother of 2, I am doing my MTECh

Her daughter is in 1st, I completed MTECH

Her daughter passed 10th, I have joined job

The greatest irony, Today is my ENGAGEMENT & Her daughter is my WIFE

MORAL: Agle janam me Commerce lunga

rajeev k · 13th September 2010, 00:54

An old joke in a new avatar.

A Nano breaks down and the guy tries in vain to restart it.The road is almost deserted.
Saw another Nano coming and owner1 waves his hand to stop.
What happened asked owner2.
Owner1 Engine is not seen.
Owner2 Dont worry, I have a spare one in the boot, take it.

courtesy VW Beetle

deepakchiniwal · 16th September 2010, 10:08

Picture speak louder than words. Few of them may be repeat, but still worth having a laugh

SILVERWOOD · 16th September 2010, 10:17

For those who are not familiar with Kannada Language, i will translate.

Father and mother belssings. (the first line)
For Hire ( second line)

NOS Power · 16th September 2010, 12:25

Sardar ki patni behosh ho gayi

Doctor bola "Yeh mar gayi hai".

Sardar patni ko shamshan le jata hai.

Patni boli "Main zinda hoon, mujhe kyon maar rahe ho"

Sardar bola "Chup raho, tu doctor se zyada janti hai"

Sorry if a repost.

wildon · 18th September 2010, 16:06

Brilliant solutions to everyday problems

Got this through email

No spoon?

No problem-o!

Seatbelt broken?

No problem-o!

New TV too big for the old cabinet?

No problem-o!

No bottle opener?

No problem-o!

Room too dark using compact fluorescent's?

No problem-o!

Fuse burnt out?

No problem-o!

Car stereo stolen?

No problem-o!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?

No problem-o!

Can't afford a real GPS?

No problem-o!

No ice chest?

No problem-o!

Can't read the ATM screen?

No problem-o!
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Car imported from the wrong country?

No problem-o!

Satellite go out in the rain?

No problem-o!

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?

No problem-o!

Wiper motor burned out?

No problem-o!

What the?

Display rack falling over?

No problem-o!

Tires worm out?

No problem-o!
Might be a little hard to steer.

Desk overloaded?

No problem-o!

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?

No problem-o!

Exhaust pipe dragging?

No problem-o!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?

No problem-o!

Cables falling behind the desk?
No problem-o!

No skate park in town?

No problem-o!

Out of diapers?

No problem-o!

Jayabusa · 18th September 2010, 23:02

^^Have seen some of them before. The 'Car imported from wrong country' caption was hilarious!
The solution to 'cables falling behind the desk' is an excellent home remedy, but will bruise furniture.

maddy42 · 20th September 2010, 10:47

Out Of Diapers!!! Rofl

Cartman · 20th September 2010, 12:23

Rofl. I was tired of reading no problem-o.

Great!! I loved the What the and the out of diapers. Hahah!

anku94 · 22nd September 2010, 23:29

Why did the athletes at Commonwealth Games 2010 got confused ?

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Because of the following sign :-

shipnil · 22nd September 2010, 23:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by dark_horizon

From a Friend's Facebook Note:

Love Story of Engineer:

I was in12th, She was in 12th...I was doin BE, She got BCA
I was doin BE, She got MCA

I was doin BE, She is doing PHD

MORAL: Agle janam me Commerce lunga

Yaar, joke theek se to post karo (Post the joke that has some sense).

Last I remember, BCA was Bachelor of computer applications, MCA is masters of the same. Where did commerce came into picture? I don't recall anyone doing Phd in Commerce.

The joke I heard was between a MD and Bcom, MBA.

samsag12 · 23rd September 2010, 09:37

Shipnil i think you got it wrong. He must be referring to opt for commerce as Engineering is also a longer duration course as Medical. So completion time is more as compared to the Commerce stream which leads to Management or CA programmes.

16th September 2010, 10:08	#4341
deepakchiniwal BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Melbourne Posts: 353 Thanked: 28 Times	Picture speak louder than words. Few of them may be repeat, but still worth having a laugh Attached Thumbnails Attached Images

18th September 2010, 16:06	#4344
wildon BANNED Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,440 Thanked: 1,235 Times View My Garage	Brilliant solutions to everyday problems Brilliant solutions to everyday problems Got this through email No spoon? No problem-o! Seatbelt broken? No problem-o! New TV too big for the old cabinet? No problem-o! No bottle opener? No problem-o! Room too dark using compact fluorescent's? No problem-o! Fuse burnt out? No problem-o! Car stereo stolen? No problem-o! Bookshelf cracking under the weight? No problem-o! Can't afford a real GPS? No problem-o! No ice chest? No problem-o! Can't read the ATM screen? No problem-o! Car imported from the wrong country? No problem-o! Satellite go out in the rain? No problem-o! Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? No problem-o! Wiper motor burned out? No problem-o! What the? Display rack falling over? No problem-o! Tires worm out? No problem-o! Might be a little hard to steer. Desk overloaded? No problem-o! Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? No problem-o! Exhaust pipe dragging? No problem-o! Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? No problem-o! Cables falling behind the desk? No problem-o! No skate park in town? No problem-o! Out of diapers? No problem-o!

18th September 2010, 23:02	#4345
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	^^Have seen some of them before. The 'Car imported from wrong country' caption was hilarious! The solution to 'cables falling behind the desk' is an excellent home remedy, but will bruise furniture. Last edited by Jayabusa : 18th September 2010 at 23:04.

11th September 2010, 04:28	#4336
simply_sunny001 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: London & Rohtak Posts: 1,340 Thanked: 18 Times View My Garage	read on some website yesterday "Hello, this is Radio Pakistan Sports News Bulletin, Lets start with the results of tomorrow's match"

11th September 2010, 09:24	#4337
EssYouWe Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lucknow Posts: 1,391 Thanked: 18 Times	CONDOR'D!!! I guess this is gonna happen really often now that thread is some 300 pages!

13th September 2010, 00:22	#4338
Chipz BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Trivandrum, Thrissur Posts: 160 Thanked: 6 Times	It was right in the previous page

13th September 2010, 00:53	#4339
dark_horizon BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: mumbai Posts: 78 Thanked: 6 Times	From a Friend's Facebook Note: Love Story of Engineer: I was in12th, She was in 12th...I was doin BE, She got BCA I was doin BE, She got MCA I was doin BE, She is doing PHD I completed BE, She got a Doctorate She got married, I was preparing 4 MTECH entrance Shes mother of 2, I am doing my MTECh Her daughter is in 1st, I completed MTECH Her daughter passed 10th, I have joined job The greatest irony, Today is my ENGAGEMENT & Her daughter is my WIFE MORAL: Agle janam me Commerce lunga

13th September 2010, 00:54	#4340
rajeev k Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Emerging Metro Posts: 3,352 Thanked: 1,947 Times	An old joke in a new avatar. A Nano breaks down and the guy tries in vain to restart it.The road is almost deserted. Saw another Nano coming and owner1 waves his hand to stop. What happened asked owner2. Owner1 Engine is not seen. Owner2 Dont worry, I have a spare one in the boot, take it. courtesy VW Beetle

16th September 2010, 10:17	#4342
SILVERWOOD Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: BANG-A-LURE. Posts: 1,197 Thanked: 4,657 Times	For those who are not familiar with Kannada Language, i will translate. Father and mother belssings. (the first line) For Hire ( second line)

16th September 2010, 12:25	#4343
NOS Power BHPian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Kolkata Posts: 404 Thanked: 79 Times View My Garage	Sardar ki patni behosh ho gayi Doctor bola "Yeh mar gayi hai". Sardar patni ko shamshan le jata hai. Patni boli "Main zinda hoon, mujhe kyon maar rahe ho" Sardar bola "Chup raho, tu doctor se zyada janti hai" Sorry if a repost.

20th September 2010, 10:47	#4346
maddy42 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Coorg Posts: 2,131 Thanked: 1,328 Times View My Garage	Out Of Diapers!!! Rofl

20th September 2010, 12:23	#4347
Cartman BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai Posts: 411 Thanked: 244 Times	Rofl. I was tired of reading no problem-o. Great!! I loved the What the and the out of diapers. Hahah!

22nd September 2010, 23:29	#4348
anku94 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 249 Thanked: 351 Times	Why did the athletes at Commonwealth Games 2010 got confused ? . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ ......... .......... ........... ............ Because of the following sign :-

23rd September 2010, 09:37	#4350
samsag12 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: City of Nawaabs Posts: 1,624 Thanked: 242 Times View My Garage	Shipnil i think you got it wrong. He must be referring to opt for commerce as Engineering is also a longer duration course as Medical. So completion time is more as compared to the Commerce stream which leads to Management or CA programmes.