[IronH4WK]

Originally Posted by amitoj

LOL. More interestingly, it'll be amusing for the people around me to see me blinking like that at the wall or roof

you didn't do that when you were in a meeting, did ya?

[dhanushs]

Why are 90% of all Skodas still on the road?
Because the other 10% actually made it home


Being married is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

[vivekiny2k]

Originally Posted by Scorcher

(No offense intended to any fehpians)

I find this part the funniest. Seriously? Why do people write "no offense intended" after writing the most offensive things in the first place.

If it really bothers you, can't you just beg for forgiveness

[sachinj12]

Lady to dentist: Its so painful. Better to get pregnant than get a filling.

Doctor to lady: Decide what you want and I will adjust the chair accordingly!



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Government says educate a girl and she will educate 4 people in a home. But, what about those 50 odd boys who fail while she is in college?

[Scorcher]

Originally Posted by Samurai

No need to speculate, here is how it happened

Thanks mate, never knew such a thing happened

Originally Posted by vivekiny2k

I find this part the funniest. Seriously? Why do people write "no offense intended" after writing the most offensive things in the first place.

The second line was for ones who really lacked in sense of humor.

[si1ver0ne]

time for Marvin

[rags]

Today's i.e 18.10.2011 indian express page 2 says " bursting of crackers is prohibited in the PUBIC area between 10 pm and 6 am. [/b] by the order of HIGH COURT OF KARNATAKA.

[karanraheja]

Siri meets Siri

Siri meets Siri - YouTube

[dhanushs]

Do it!!..

[bluevolt]

BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."

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Que: Why Do We See
"Maa Ki Dua"
Written On Trucks n Buses..??

Because

Mercedez, Hondas, CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually The Result 0F
"Baap Ka Paisa" ;-)

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[anjan_c2007]

Found this one posted by a friend in Facebook !

[amitoj]

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

you didn't do that when you were in a meeting, did ya?

In a meeting it would have been ok. They would have just thought that i am trying real hard to stay awake!

[acsandeep]

husband: I have
been waiting for this day.
wife: Do u want me to leave??
husband: NO!!!!
wife: Do u love me?
husband: Of Course
wife: Will u ever cheat on me??
husband: Never in my life
wife: Will u ever kiss me?
husband: Every chance i get
wife: Will u hit me??
husband: Are u crazy..!
wife: Can i trust u??
husband: Yes..!!
wife: Sweet Heart..!
-After Marriage-
(now read from bottom to
top)

[ash_blore]

Originally Posted by rags

Today's i.e 18.10.2011 indian express page 2 says " bursting of crackers is prohibited in the PUBIC area between 10 pm and 6 am. [/b] by the order of HIGH COURT OF KARNATAKA.

I dont need a court order for that. I will not be bursting any crackers there even after those timings!!

[Klub Class]

True Ain't it??