The Official Joke thread

Scorcher · 19th October 2011, 11:42

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Originally Posted by Klub Class

True Ain't it??

And we have just proved that those scientists can't even spell 'because' properly

mayankk · 19th October 2011, 11:47

That accident of the porsche, at india gate?
here's Indiatoday's take on it:
"The front right tyre was uprooted and came to rest where the engine sits, resembling a stepney. The crushed engine, a jelly of metal, sat on top of the tyre, having been ejected out of its place."
At 180 kmph, Porsche crashes near India Gate

Jayabusa · 19th October 2011, 11:49

Present day technology of this funny commercial world:-

Lemon juices are made from artificial flavours and Dishwash liquids with real lemon. :-/

Capitalson · 19th October 2011, 12:03

1) Two Texans are arguing over who owns the most land. One Texan says, “My land is so big that I can drive all day to get from one side to the other side.”

The other Texan says, I know what you mean. My car’s the same way.”

2) Mr. Singh is driving around Nehru Place on a busy Monday morning looking for a parking spot. Despite going round in circles for more than half-an-hour, he still hasn’t found one.

Looking up to Heaven he prays aloud, “Oh God, please help me find a parking spot. From this day forward I will drive sensibly, treat my wife like a queen, and give half my paycheck every month to char….nevermind, I found one.”

dar3dev|l · 19th October 2011, 12:10

The twitter effect

sukiwa · 19th October 2011, 13:03

Found this on photo.net

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Window for active threads on main webpage is very small unless one visits forum page directly. So, this thread window showed up thread title as 'Suggestions for upgrading my wife' whereas entire thread title was 'Suggestions for upgrading my wife from a D40x?'

si1ver0ne · 19th October 2011, 16:29

Marvin time again

vinjosep · 19th October 2011, 19:28

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm...

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.
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At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...

anjan_c2007 · 19th October 2011, 19:50

Some Non Stop Laughter

images from Facebook:

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Fashion Special

Anonymous romancing

Laptop- printer magic

si1ver0ne · 19th October 2011, 19:53

Last one of Marvin

Urban_Nomad · 19th October 2011, 20:56

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Originally Posted by si1ver0ne

Last one of Marvin

Attachment 829581

This Marvin fellow looks like a veryyyyyy old "Asterix".

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b7epC3yXpY...0/asterix2.gif

dhanushs · 19th October 2011, 21:27

How true..

In bed, its 6:00AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, and its 7:45AM

At Office, its 1:30PM, close your eyes for 5 minutes... its 1:31PM.

vivekiny2k · 19th October 2011, 21:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

That accident of the porsche, at india gate?
here's Indiatoday's take on it:
"The front right tyre was uprooted and came to rest where the engine sits, resembling a stepney. The crushed engine, a jelly of metal, sat on top of the tyre, having been ejected out of its place."
At 180 kmph, Porsche crashes near India Gate

all was going well till I read this "The police said the two men were not drunk". So sherry is a man

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s@tan2s@int · 19th October 2011, 22:04

A typical situation in any organization..

mayankk · 19th October 2011, 22:27

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Originally Posted by vivekiny2k

all was going well till I read this "The police said the two men were not drunk". So sherry is a man

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You missed the bit about the extra engine in front,which turned to jelly!
Oh yeah,sherry is a man.good line from the reporter.

19th October 2011, 11:47	#5462
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,146 Thanked: 8,163 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread That accident of the porsche, at india gate? here's Indiatoday's take on it: "The front right tyre was uprooted and came to rest where the engine sits, resembling a stepney. The crushed engine, a jelly of metal, sat on top of the tyre, having been ejected out of its place." At 180 kmph, Porsche crashes near India Gate

19th October 2011, 11:49	#5463
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Present day technology of this funny commercial world:- Lemon juices are made from artificial flavours and Dishwash liquids with real lemon. :-/

19th October 2011, 12:03	#5464
Capitalson BHPian Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 41 Thanked: 15 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread 1) Two Texans are arguing over who owns the most land. One Texan says, “My land is so big that I can drive all day to get from one side to the other side.” The other Texan says, I know what you mean. My car’s the same way.” 2) Mr. Singh is driving around Nehru Place on a busy Monday morning looking for a parking spot. Despite going round in circles for more than half-an-hour, he still hasn’t found one. Looking up to Heaven he prays aloud, “Oh God, please help me find a parking spot. From this day forward I will drive sensibly, treat my wife like a queen, and give half my paycheck every month to char….nevermind, I found one.”

19th October 2011, 12:10	#5465
dar3dev\|l BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Munich, DE Posts: 290 Thanked: 98 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The twitter effect

19th October 2011, 13:03	#5466
sukiwa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: pune Posts: 2,377 Thanked: 2,559 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this on photo.net Window for active threads on main webpage is very small unless one visits forum page directly. So, this thread window showed up thread title as 'Suggestions for upgrading my wife' whereas entire thread title was 'Suggestions for upgrading my wife from a D40x?'

19th October 2011, 16:29	#5467
si1ver0ne BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 52 Thanked: 28 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Marvin time again

19th October 2011, 19:28	#5468
vinjosep BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 558 Thanked: 516 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm... Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. . . . . . . . . . . . . At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...

19th October 2011, 19:50	#5469
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19th October 2011, 19:53	#5470
si1ver0ne BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 52 Thanked: 28 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Last one of Marvin

19th October 2011, 21:27	#5472
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,280 Thanked: 10,171 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread How true.. In bed, its 6:00AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, and its 7:45AM At Office, its 1:30PM, close your eyes for 5 minutes... its 1:31PM.

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