The Official Joke thread

prateekm · 19th February 2012, 11:03

P.S: Don't take it seriously, please take it as a joke.

bluevolt · 19th February 2012, 11:14

Foreign - Indian Version

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karty_83 · 19th February 2012, 12:31

God : What do you want ?
Boy : A very beautiful girl

God : If you are a Muslim i will give you Katrina,
If you are a Hindu i will give you Kareena,
If you are a Christian i will give you Genelia,
Whats your name ?
Boy : Abdul Vijay Fernandes.
God : Rakhi Sawant de saale ko. Bahut oversmart ban raha hai

Unknownsatan · 19th February 2012, 13:05

A defenite Indian tradition !!!

//M · 19th February 2012, 22:58

A pic that made me grin.

//M · 19th February 2012, 23:17

Teaser pic of Dhoom 3.

Source: Facebook

Unknownsatan · 20th February 2012, 11:38

Be careful of "Angry Birds" !!

Anand123 · 20th February 2012, 12:26

Be Careful next time.....

download2live · 20th February 2012, 12:41

Was in Hyderabad and watched many of the leaflets and hoardings of the various software training institute.
Earlier we used to have "100% placement guarantee".
Now it has come to this:
"100% true placement assistance".

Also one particular medical university is now flaunting its "soon to be deemed" university status.

" Deemed-to-be University ".

//M · 20th February 2012, 17:39

Saw this pic in FB.

Jugaad.

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Here's something for those who understand hindi.

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Note From Team-BHP Support-Team: For the benefit of those who don't comprehend the language, we request you to translate it. Team-BHP does not permit pictures or posts in languages other than English. And even if one does put up such posts, it is expected of them to provide the appropriate translation.

bluevolt · 20th February 2012, 21:07

Home-Hostel

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Assignments

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Present Scenario

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99% Of Movies Have Logic, Rest 1% Are Made In Bollywood...!

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The Secret!

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Hostel Life

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Lion is one lazy animal which sleeps 18hrs a day.!!

But still Lion stands as King.!!

If hardwork is the key to success, then Donkey would have been the king of animals.

Dedicated to all my lazy sleeping friends.. Sleep well.
Be the king of animals..

prateekm · 20th February 2012, 21:16

This is surely one of the best 'what I really do' images

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Anand123 · 20th February 2012, 22:57

Hope this isn't a repost!

Archish · 21st February 2012, 09:09

Found this one in FB

dynomite · 21st February 2012, 12:48

Came across this story about an unfortunate 911 driver in San Francisco.

The road was cemented, but coned off - he chose to ignore the cones, drove around them to beat the traffic and landed right in the middle of the fresh, wet cement.

Proof that more money does not equal more brains

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Anyone interested can check out the source link here

19th February 2012, 11:03	#6631
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 790 Thanked: 553 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread P.S: Don't take it seriously, please take it as a joke. Last edited by prateekm : 19th February 2012 at 11:04.

19th February 2012, 11:14	#6632
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Foreign - Indian Version

19th February 2012, 12:31	#6633
karty_83 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 399 Thanked: 166 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread God : What do you want ? Boy : A very beautiful girl God : If you are a Muslim i will give you Katrina, If you are a Hindu i will give you Kareena, If you are a Christian i will give you Genelia, Whats your name ? Boy : Abdul Vijay Fernandes. God : Rakhi Sawant de saale ko. Bahut oversmart ban raha hai

19th February 2012, 13:05	#6634
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A defenite Indian tradition !!! Attached Thumbnails

19th February 2012, 22:58	#6635
//M Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 6,201 Thanked: 22,920 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A pic that made me grin. Attached Images

19th February 2012, 23:17	#6636
//M Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 6,201 Thanked: 22,920 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Teaser pic of Dhoom 3. Source: Facebook Attached Thumbnails

20th February 2012, 11:38	#6637
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Be careful of "Angry Birds" !! Attached Thumbnails

20th February 2012, 12:26	#6638
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 2,297 Thanked: 5,225 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Be Careful next time..... Attached Images

20th February 2012, 12:41	#6639
download2live Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: - Posts: 1,147 Thanked: 1,144 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Was in Hyderabad and watched many of the leaflets and hoardings of the various software training institute. Earlier we used to have "100% placement guarantee". Now it has come to this: "100% true placement assistance". Also one particular medical university is now flaunting its "soon to be deemed" university status. " Deemed-to-be University ".

20th February 2012, 17:39	#6640
//M Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 6,201 Thanked: 22,920 Times	Saw this pic in FB. Jugaad. Here's something for those who understand hindi. Note From Team-BHP Support-Team: For the benefit of those who don't comprehend the language, we request you to translate it. Team-BHP does not permit pictures or posts in languages other than English. And even if one does put up such posts, it is expected of them to provide the appropriate translation. Last edited by suhaas307 : 20th February 2012 at 18:28. Reason: Also, please avoid back-to-back posts. Use the edit-option if you wish to add anything extra.

20th February 2012, 21:07	#6641
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Home-Hostel ________________________________ Assignments ___________________________________ Present Scenario ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ 99% Of Movies Have Logic, Rest 1% Are Made In Bollywood...! _______________________________________ The Secret! _________________________________________ Hostel Life __________________________________________ ___________________________________________ Lion is one lazy animal which sleeps 18hrs a day.!! But still Lion stands as King.!! If hardwork is the key to success, then Donkey would have been the king of animals. Dedicated to all my lazy sleeping friends.. Sleep well. Be the king of animals.. Last edited by bluevolt : 20th February 2012 at 21:25.

20th February 2012, 21:16	#6642
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 790 Thanked: 553 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is surely one of the best 'what I really do' images

20th February 2012, 22:57	#6643
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 2,297 Thanked: 5,225 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Hope this isn't a repost! Attached Thumbnails

21st February 2012, 09:09	#6644
Archish BHPian Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 319 Thanked: 108 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this one in FB Attached Thumbnails

21st February 2012, 12:48	#6645
dynomite BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New Delhi Posts: 78 Thanked: 81 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Came across this story about an unfortunate 911 driver in San Francisco. The road was cemented, but coned off - he chose to ignore the cones, drove around them to beat the traffic and landed right in the middle of the fresh, wet cement. Proof that more money does not equal more brains Anyone interested can check out the source link here