The Official Joke thread

Binzone · 31st August 2014, 03:12

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Originally Posted by 1self

Anyone care for an ice bucket challenge with this!

Actually some one has already thought of that. Check out this link

http://youtu.be/PdBEh5WMUiU

rideon74 · 1st September 2014, 09:07

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IronH4WK · 1st September 2014, 12:40

UFO caught on tape!!

vinay kamath · 2nd September 2014, 17:22

more Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes!!

IronH4WK · 2nd September 2014, 19:31

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Originally Posted by vinay kamath

more Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes!!

Contd.. meanwhile in ze middle-east

(thanks Nirmal for putting this up on FB).

1self · 3rd September 2014, 20:42

Makes its point SO WELL!

tiger_stripes · 4th September 2014, 16:04

WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS

Anonymous:
Hi! I'm a lady aged 26, married, with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started 2 overheat so i had to turn back and get another car. When i got home i found my husband in indecent behaviour with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help.

Reply by male columnist:

Dear anonymous.
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey. U must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future.
Hope this helped you...!!

IronH4WK · 4th September 2014, 16:11

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Originally Posted by tiger_stripes

WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS

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Hope this helped you...!!

condored, albeit it was in the form of an image

mayankk · 4th September 2014, 16:30

Gems.
Top one says I'll grow up to be a truck. I'm a kid right now.

The next one is "buri nazar wale, kama ke khale "
Translated as per tollywood, that means, "oh you, with the evil eye, feast with your own earnings. "

skumare · 4th September 2014, 16:43

Saw this morning.

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comfortablynumb · 4th September 2014, 18:34

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Originally Posted by mayankk

Gems....

I'd seen one on a truck some time back, which said "Buri nazar wale tere bachche jiye, bade hokar desi daru piye" :-D

Cheers,
Vikram

cpbopanna · 4th September 2014, 19:24

Photo-surgery

Thad E Ginathom · 4th September 2014, 20:39

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Originally Posted by tiger_stripes

WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS

On a serious note, I read about a qualified guy, now in his nineties, who does answer questions on sex and relationships in Indian newspapers, is still motivated by the desire to enlighten, and seems to have no intention of retiring. Whilst some of his replies are a little scathing, many are given with a large does of humour. It was inspiring, but I'm afraid I didn't bookmark it.

cpbopanna · 4th September 2014, 21:22

HRM - Human Resources Mis-management

NetfreakBombay · 4th September 2014, 21:22

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Originally Posted by Thad E Ginathom

Whilst some of his replies are a little scathing, many are given with a large does of humour.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahinder_Watsa this is a daily dose of humor in a daily here (Mumbai Mirror).

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mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,146 Thanked: 8,163 Times View My Garage	Gems. Top one says I'll grow up to be a truck. I'm a kid right now. The next one is "buri nazar wale, kama ke khale " Translated as per tollywood, that means, "oh you, with the evil eye, feast with your own earnings. " Attached Images

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tiger_stripes BHPian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Mumbai Posts: 77 Thanked: 52 Times	WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS Anonymous: Hi! I'm a lady aged 26, married, with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started 2 overheat so i had to turn back and get another car. When i got home i found my husband in indecent behaviour with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help. Reply by male columnist: Dear anonymous. Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey. U must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you...!!

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