[karthik247]

Do not and i mean DO NOT sneeze is really jammed up stop-go stop-go traffic

Do not adjust(slide) the seat especially if you are short

OT
Iceman, got more experiences like that

[vivekiny2k]

and do not sneeze if you are wearing a helmet.

[abk]

Absolutely hilarious thread this is! but can't really afford to working at client site

Reminds of my early days of driving when I was checking out the woman driving a Wagon R behind me only to realise that the bonnet of my OHC is half inside the rear of a truck and it left a good dent on the bonnet

Now sure how best to use the RVM!

[amitoj]

Originally Posted by Steeroid

Especially if all this is done with the same digit.

That would be too much. I'd suggest that person to go to a news channel. Some of them will turn him into Breaking News i am sure.

Amit, what car were you driving when you asked for her number?

[iceman91]

my e-zen amitoj, the first vtec killer I owned

Have lots of experiences.
hint: one involves sliding 30ft down a telephone pole

[v1p3r]

Originally Posted by vikram_d

Amit this one is for you only. Spending too much time in V1p3r's company are we?

Edit: Viddy you should spend more time with V1p3r.

Hey, that wasn't me. Well it wasn't JUST me, Jay was watching too.

Don't watch live F1 on your car TV while doing high speeds. Every time they show the cars head-on, you'll think LH or KR is approaching you at 330 kmph in your rear view, and swerve dangerously.

[Superleggera]

One of my relatives was driving with his hyper-active 8 year old boy in the rear seat of his M800. While cruising in 60s, this boy suddenly turns the knob and loosen the driver seat’s back rest !!!

He nearly hit another vehicle,but some how managed to control the car in his “sleeping” position.This was a scary incident, but I couldn’t control my laugh imagining his driving posture

Originally Posted by swift8847

a guy driving without his shirt on. Freaked me out.

Was this on the NH17 between Mangalore and Cochin around 8 yrs ago?If yes, It was probably me, but I was also wearing a helmet(True- I swear!)
My passengers were also in various states of undress,but all guys unfortunately.
It helps keep cool, increases mileage and also helps in overtaking in an underpowered car, because people in other cars get freaked out/startled.
I miss being in college!

EDIT-Just remembered- Do not try to catch mosquitoes flying around inside the car while driving. Let your passeneger do that(provided he's not drunk)

[Sam Kapasi]

Originally Posted by vid6639

Do not drive into donkeys/sheep. Not only will they get hurt but your car will need a new bonnet. Had to change my Lancer's bonnet thanks to a donkey. If your non-veg you'll probably get a good biryani if you mow down a herd of goats.

You could try donkey biryani too!

[condor]

vid6639 : Had to change my Lancer's bonnet thanks to a donkey.

Such an a.s.s, that donkey

vid6639 : .. you'll probably get a good biryani if you mow down a herd of goats.

I think @Ironwolf can provide us more tips on this one !

iceman91 : OT: I saw her the other day again at Nyk's, man she still is gorgeous and I dint have the cajones to go up and say hi ..

@Iceman, Was her BF still around again ? We'll wait .. you must too - may be third time lucky, like they say. Go man, go !

rippergeo : .. I was also wearing a helmet(True- I swear!)
My passengers were also in various states of undress,but all guys ...

hmm.... 'helmet'-ready + un-dressed male co-passengers ! @Ripper, what's (was) happening ?

[iceman91]

No Condor, I dint bother checking. I regret that now

Another thing from my book of things not to do:
when driving through the forest area do not switch on underbody neons

[mclaren1885]

Originally Posted by iceman91

when driving through the forest area do not switch on underbody neons

So which species of the female gender did you attract with your neons ? And how did they rub the effect of amazement displayed by your bling car on you?

[iraghava]

Originally Posted by condor

hmm.... 'helmet'-ready + un-dressed male co-passengers ! @Ripper, what's (was) happening ?

Prequel to Dostana I suppose!

[iceman91]

wish it was that. I attracted the forest cops who gave me enough trouble and also said it was harmful for the animals and fined me. I was in a different planet then hence the reason for blasting infected mushroom and neons being on at 7pm in the tranquil of bandipur forest.

[swift8847]

Originally Posted by rippergeo

Was this on the NH17 between Mangalore and Cochin around 8 yrs ago?If yes, It was probably me, but I was also wearing a helmet(True- I swear!)

No buddy. This was in Rajajinagar.

One more.

Do not comb or fiddle around with your hair while driving fast.

PS: Doesnt apply to people without foliage.