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I wont brag but these are a few I thought up while reading this thread:
1) Bugger off my back, will ya?
2) Don't be a sheep and follow the herd. Stand your ground. Stop at the red light.
3) Stop being a sissy - follow traffic rules.
4) I hope your crumple zone's better than your horn.
5) Alright, alright. (Truck coming up in 5 seconds) You may overtake now.
6) (In really tiny font) If you can read this - whoops!!
7) My driving test didn't include dodging muckheads so behave.
8) If you like to speed - go to the racetrack.
9) I'm not drunk (but I can act like I am if you honk).
I'd like to get a couple of these printed in the yellow square type signs. Could any of you suggest where/how I do it? I'm in Pune.
-Ganesh
@great_guns: good ones there!
You can get the stickers done at any shop that does computer-sticker cutting and number plates. Just copy the text file onto a CD or a pen drive and take it to them.
One more:
10) Speed for the track, sense for the road.
It shows an advocate/lawyer symbole (which means that the driver was a lawyer), below which is a bold logo that states "DICTATOR". My interpretation?
I always thought that for a lawyer the Law was his word.
This lawyer tipped it around - His WORD is now the LAW!
Seen on back of trucks
" Dekho, Magar Pyar Se ",
" Buri Nazar wale, tera bhi ho bhala ",
" Life is drama, Man is actor ".
Found a black baleno in bangy which sported a sticker " Dont steal the gov' hates competition " . How true !!
Some stuff seen by me on back of trucks around the country.....
"Anarkali bhar ke chali"
"Boori nazar waley tere bacchey joog joog jiye, badey hokar kacchi piye"
"Baap hai driver Beta khalasi,chal meri ek sau chhiyasi(186)"
"Bawan(52) ke phool,pachpan(55) ki mala,boori nazar waley tera mooh kala"
"Maalik ki Zindagi fruit aur cake pe,Driver ki Zindagi steering aur brake pe"(spotted long back in kolkata)
"Hum Do Hamare Do,Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do"(Behind a truck from Bihar)
"kon kehta hai moot aaye gi aur mein mar jaoon ga
mein to delhi ka driver hoon cut mar kar nikal jaoon ga......." (on a 407,here in delhi)
saw this one on a bus last night,really dont know what "CUT SECUTION" means but am sure by "POWER BRICK" he meant power brake :uncontrol.
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Originally Posted by Perez
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saw this one on a bus last night,really dont know what "CUT SECUTION" means but am sure by "POWER BRICK" he meant power brake :uncontrol. Attachment 66459
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This is the best "power brick" till date in this trendlol:
Wat a Shame... Jus lik Yo name !
Wat a fame... Jus lik ma name !!!
That was on the back of an Alto which zoomed past me in Vijayanagar today.
The coldest Omini in town
`Daddy yankee is back in town` lol:
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Originally Posted by johnda
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The coldest Omini in town
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When you meet next time to this car owner tell him that top of this car is still empty.:D
Don't have an inkling whether this has been posted before, but here goes:
Nice one Suren!
The car's also got the usual phat tyres, spoiler etc.
'could qualify for wierd and wacky mods (no I dont mean moderators! ;)) thread?
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