Pics of Weird, Wacky & Funny stickers / badges on cars / bikes

freakr · 23rd April 2005, 00:55

some funny bumper stickers...hope u like them..

Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car

Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer

Do not start with me. You will not win.

Do not wash. Vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.

Can't stop now. On my way to hell.

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it!

CAUTION! - I brake for tailgaters

CAUTION! - I drive just like you!

Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out.

Amateur Rocket Scientist: My other vehicle is in orbit.

Back up off my bumper, it's a letal weapon

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

Think this looks bad? You should see the front.

This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME

So many pedestrians. So little time!

Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most

Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!

It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!

If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.

If everything is co[/b]ming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember ****)

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's
starting to smell

I don't care, I don't have to.

I have a drink problem - I can't afford it.

I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back

I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!

Horn Broken Watch for Finger

I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.

I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.

I'm only driving this way to piss you off.

Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN

Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?

Cover me! I'm changing lanes.

4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.

Answer my prayer -- steal this car.

As a matter of fact, I do own the road.

SLK · 23rd April 2005, 01:25

ok good ones.... my favorite has to be "Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out."

tsk1979 · 23rd April 2005, 02:04

Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer

LOL. happened once. I was in the shotgun seat and drinking a 330ml bottle when the pilot decided to take of on a fresh new huge unpainted launching pad on Outer Ring road near Intel(Bangalore)

gr8guzzler · 23rd April 2005, 03:00

really funny dude.....lol.....wish I had a stciker factory...wud have used one for each day....

Cheers!!!

khanak · 23rd April 2005, 03:18

I saw this one tht said "Is there life beyond Disney Land"

and

"You drive a what ? Ha ha aha ha ha ha ha h a"

kpzen · 23rd April 2005, 09:06

Real funny stuff....BUT......many of them will err up drivers for a race...
My fav :"Believe in life after death......."

iceman91 · 23rd April 2005, 10:16

lol...kool stuff. some are really goood

nishant_kingpin · 23rd April 2005, 10:46

Cool...really never had the opportunity to look at so many of them together.

Personal favorite..."If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!"

vivaid · 23rd April 2005, 13:09

how bout this one :

Caution : Handicapped Driver : BLIND....

wierd aint it!!

cheers

gamerno1 · 23rd April 2005, 13:30

lol. some nice ones up there.
my favorite : I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

jesal · 23rd April 2005, 13:58

hehe these are nice, any idea where we can get these stuff in real sticker prints. would like some

iceman91 · 23rd April 2005, 14:29

can go to any dtp guy who has a plotter. he will do it for you.

normally_crazy · 23rd April 2005, 14:50

saw a sticker yesterday ..

CAUTION : Driver used to broadband speeds

Was a Tata Indicom Ad.

speedsatya · 23rd April 2005, 15:11

i know i am slow ,but how come you are still behind me

Steeroid · 23rd April 2005, 16:50

If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE

23rd April 2005, 00:55	#1
freakr BANNED Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: bangalore/vizag Posts: 62 Thanked: 0 Times	Pics of Weird, Wacky & Funny stickers / badges on cars / bikes some funny bumper stickers...hope u like them.. Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert! Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer Do not start with me. You will not win. Do not wash. Vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test. Can't stop now. On my way to hell. Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it! CAUTION! - I brake for tailgaters CAUTION! - I drive just like you! Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out. Amateur Rocket Scientist: My other vehicle is in orbit. Back up off my bumper, it's a letal weapon Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around? Think this looks bad? You should see the front. This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME So many pedestrians. So little time! Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes) Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers! It's time to pull over and change the air in your head! If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen. If everything is co[/b]ming your way, you’re in the wrong lane! I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember **) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. I may be slow but I'm ahead of you! I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell I don't care, I don't have to. I have a drink problem - I can't afford it. I have a nice body. It's in my trunk. I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance? I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere. I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows! Horn Broken Watch for Finger I'm a nice guy. My car is evil. I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work. I'm only driving this way to piss you off. Don't follow me. I'm lost too. Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car? Cover me! I'm changing lanes. 4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It! A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest? A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers. Answer my prayer -- steal this car. As a matter of fact, I do own the road.** Last edited by Rehaan : 26th April 2005 at 07:52.
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23rd April 2005, 01:25	#2
SLK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DL XX XX XXXX Posts: 1,634 Thanked: 1,011 Times	ok good ones.... my favorite has to be "Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out."
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23rd April 2005, 02:04	#3
tsk1979 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 23,717 Thanked: 22,825 Times View My Garage	Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer LOL. happened once. I was in the shotgun seat and drinking a 330ml bottle when the pilot decided to take of on a fresh new huge unpainted launching pad on Outer Ring road near Intel(Bangalore)
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23rd April 2005, 03:00	#4
gr8guzzler BHPian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Navi Mumbai Posts: 653 Thanked: 87 Times View My Garage	really funny dude.....lol.....wish I had a stciker factory...wud have used one for each day.... Cheers!!!
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23rd April 2005, 03:18	#5
khanak Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mumbai/Toronto Posts: 2,799 Thanked: 268 Times View My Garage	I saw this one tht said "Is there life beyond Disney Land" and "You drive a what ? Ha ha aha ha ha ha ha h a"
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23rd April 2005, 09:06	#6
kpzen Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Faridabad Posts: 5,610 Thanked: 1,876 Times View My Garage	Real funny stuff....BUT......many of them will err up drivers for a race... My fav :"Believe in life after death......."
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23rd April 2005, 10:16	#7
iceman91 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: melbourne/banga Posts: 1,961 Thanked: 34 Times View My Garage	lol...kool stuff. some are really goood
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23rd April 2005, 10:46	#8
nishant_kingpin BHPian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Delhi Posts: 335 Thanked: 4 Times	Cool...really never had the opportunity to look at so many of them together. Personal favorite..."If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!"
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23rd April 2005, 13:09	#9
vivaid BHPian Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 71 Thanked: 3 Times	how bout this one : Caution : Handicapped Driver : BLIND.... wierd aint it!! cheers
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23rd April 2005, 13:30	#10
gamerno1 BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Andheri (w), Mumbai Posts: 408 Thanked: 0 Times View My Garage	lol. some nice ones up there. my favorite : I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
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23rd April 2005, 13:58	#11
jesal BANNED Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,323 Thanked: 13 Times View My Garage	hehe these are nice, any idea where we can get these stuff in real sticker prints. would like some
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23rd April 2005, 14:29	#12
iceman91 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: melbourne/banga Posts: 1,961 Thanked: 34 Times View My Garage	can go to any dtp guy who has a plotter. he will do it for you.
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23rd April 2005, 14:50	#13
normally_crazy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,369 Thanked: 528 Times View My Garage	saw a sticker yesterday .. CAUTION : Driver used to broadband speeds Was a Tata Indicom Ad.
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23rd April 2005, 15:11	#14
speedsatya Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2004 Location: bangalore/manga Posts: 3,169 Thanked: 738 Times View My Garage	i know i am slow ,but how come you are still behind me
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23rd April 2005, 16:50	#15
Steeroid Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: N.A Posts: 7,046 Thanked: 2,751 Times	If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
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