You know you are beyond redemption when... When you drive around the In-Orbit parking lot like there’s a peep show goin on
When you say 9-11 it’s got nothing to do with Al-Qaeda.
When you drool over ‘My Fair Lady’ and it’s not a movie
When you talk of ‘Bangle butt’ it’s not an MTV show.
When want to ride her, and she is a Hayabusa
When your roving eyes are for things on 2-wheels (or 4 for that matter)
When you know that Badal, Sipani D1, Dolphin, Montana were cars.
When you say ‘Lotus’ and it’s not a flower
When you know that ‘Flying lady’ is definitely not an airhostess
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