[Sam Kapasi]

You have to watch it.
But what's the point? I won't understand a single word!
I saw it in the theatre. Didn't understand a word but loved it. It's the ultimate filmy film.

I thought Gautam was crazy. But he's normally crazy. But the prospect of seeing Rajinikanth in a Tamil movie that I would not understand was not one I was looking forward to.

Until last week. I recieved a copy of Sivaji - The Boss with English subtitles. What ensued was the most mayhem and fun-filled 3 hours of my life.

What drove me really mad were the songs. They were beyond all comprehension for me and I stared open-mouthed the first time, laughing the second and finally by the 4th time, I was an addict.

I offer you now a Yeti® point-of-view - stories built around the songs of Sivaji. It is comically disrespectful, irreverant and humourous - a mixture of some badly translated subtitles and hilarious settings around the songs. Those of you that may not see this movie will enjoy it even more. It is not in chronological order.

I mean to offend no one, especially not my brothers and sisters in Chennai who I hope will laugh with me at the story, considering it as entertainment.

Here we go...

[sammyboy]

Bring it on Sam (Damn another day at office when no work is gonna be done )

[bblost]

Originally Posted by sammyboy

Bring it on Sam :D (Damn another day at office when no work is gonna be done )

That is exactly what I felt when I saw this YetiBlog title

and most managers will look like this when they see the status report for the day.



Warning:
Do not stare at the picture for too long.
Its been said to induce severe heart burn and indigestion.

[pranava999]

YES! YES! eagerly await the best, and hopefully the funniest thread on Sivaji! I have not yet watched the movie so far and this thread will be a good preread to add on to the movie experience.

[sammyboy]

Originally Posted by bblost

That is exactly what I felt when I saw this YetiBlog title

and most managers will look like this when they see the status report for the day.
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lol, yup isnt exactly what the Boss would want during recession but would be exactly what the Doctor ordered (laughter therapy )

[ms001]

WOW bring it on SAM , bring it on cant wait.

[DocG]

Wow Sam it's a Tuesday afternoon! You seem to have a lot of time on your hands these days...

Not that I'm complaining, can't wait to read this series...

DocG
**Gripping his chair, teeth grinding, all in the wait for the Yeti the Boss**

[aadix]

hey hey hey sam, where did you get the dvd from? been searching for the movie from last one week! it's not available at all anywhere here in hyd

[srijit]

Bring it on Sam. Do let me know if you need screenshots.

[Sam Kapasi]

NOTE: I am neither exaggerating nor concocting stories from the movie. The subtitles are as I have seen and I have not altered them in any way, presenting them to you as simple screenshots. All the scenes you see are genuine and can be found in the movie.

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It's not cool to be dark-skinned is the message of this powerful movie from the south. Umm what???

Totally uncool. Only Sivaji can be both dark and cool. Or as he likes to say:

Khool.

Our story begins when the hero's parents are trying to arrange a marriage at the police station. Our hero has been arrested for impersonating a government officer. Might as well attemp to marry while he's there. A dark deed indeed.

He asks his mother fondly:


What a dastardly thing to do Mom! But Mama dearest has a genuine reason.



It all makes sense now. But the girl? The girl??

We don't know you well enough as a family.

Our heroes family visits the girl's. Know us better then! But they aren't let in! Stay away from us you weirdos.
AHA! Here comes the friendly neighbour. Come, get to know us better. I have not one but TWO daughters. TWINS!

Alas but:



Roasted you say? A cannibal tamilan? No not for the eating. I merely discuss their complexion.

Uncle, much as I'd want to enjoy this situation, my heart belongs to my fair lady yonder.

But what goes around comes around.

I cannot marry you.

Reject our Hero? Unthinkable!! Why in heaven's name...


We don't match.

And I always thought we matched the other side of our hands, lol.

The Hero's uncle is ENRAGED. How dare she!!??

What 2 things??

Oh. OK then. But Chastity begins at home. And Obama is dark too!

There is a however - third thing we must never discuss.

That ridiculous shirt under his jacket. This must never be brought up.

Sivaji analyses the situation khool-ly.


Every problem has a solution. There is light at the end of this dark tunnel.

Simble.


The story continues.

[Sam Kapasi]

The analysis needs to be translated into action.

A large quantity of Fair and Lovely is ordered.


Bleach is added to the concoction.


Ah the magic of naturopathy...


Nothing that some cream and a hair dryer won't fix!


The deed is done. Dirt cheap.

Our hero storms into the young ladies life with renewed vigour and a blindingly white complexion. He needs sunglasses or he will blind himself in the mirror!!





Well?? What do you think?

Thunderous indeed!

let's have a SONG!!

And thus begins the song. This was merely the lead up to the song. Now you guys are really getting what's coming to you!

[faithless_1984]

ROFLMAO.!!!

And thus begins the song. This was merely the lead up tot he song. Now you guys are really getting what's coming to you!

This is gonna be fun.!!

[tsk1979]

Whoa, for a moment I thought sam made up the subtitles, now I realize that those are the actual subtitles!
The movie is actually based on fair and lovely!!

[nitrous]

Originally Posted by Sam

I mean to offend no one, especially not my brothers and sisters in Chennai

Thats Khool!
But, if other members use this thread to ridicule Rajnikanth, you're going to be the reason for it.
I don't think you intend to us. But, down here, Rajnikanth is a Religion. Might sound weird, but we have 35-40 year olds on this very forum who are die hard fans of Thalaivar
It wouldn't be nice of Sam Kapasi to upset us, directly or indirectly.

All the scenes posted above are the comedy parts of the movie. It WAS INTENDED to be hilarious, by the director.

[esteem_lover]

Me, I am not a fan of Rajini, but from the little of what i have seen, the first half of all of his movies are a riot. He is a natural comedian. And one more thing, colour of skin is a big bias here in TN. Not much now, but still is.