20th November 2010, 04:23
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai
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|  The concept of convertible cars was unknown till Rajini sneezed while driving and the car's top blew-off. ------------------------- The RX100 maintains pin-drop silence while Rajini is riding. -------------------------------------------------------- He can drift a stretch-limousine in bumper to bumper traffic. ---------------------------------------------------------- The biggest-ever nut was discovered when Rajini first sat in a car. ---------------------------------------------------------------- He can cruise on a Dodge Tomahawk at 300mph. -------------------------------------------- He won't buy a Veyron. He's planning a DIY of the same. If Rajini can't, nobody can! Yayayayayaya... joojooB! Last edited by Jayabusa : 20th November 2010 at 04:43. |
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20th November 2010, 11:20
| #152 |
| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune
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| Rajni's car has 5 reverse gears! |
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25th November 2010, 12:29
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Once, Rajnikant participated in a drag race, and obviously came first. Watching this Einstein died because Light Came SECOND.!!  |
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25th November 2010, 14:20
| #154 |
| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai
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| The guy who emerges from the tyre in the intellectually stimulating TVS Road Sense ads. Is he Rajinikanth? |
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25th November 2010, 15:20
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| Rajnikant never needs heated seats and the ac never works... His car steers itself... It does not need a computer only robot Run rajni has found out you asked why? |
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25th November 2010, 15:34
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| Team-BHP Support   Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| If Rajini is the passenger in a car, the car will instantly listen to and follow his back-seat-driving!  |
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25th November 2010, 18:18
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| BHPian  | Did you know Rajni owns the most expensive cigarette lighter? It has cute, bug eyed, has four wheels and is also called Tata Nano". And Yes! only Rajni knows how to light them up. P.S: No offense meant to Nano owners. |
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25th November 2010, 23:41
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai
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| Even this car is scared of Rajinikanth.  |
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26th November 2010, 02:43
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| Rajinikant can charge a mobile phone, by rubbing it on dashboard while driving, and if it rings, throws it out of window and it activates handsfree. |
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26th November 2010, 22:36
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| Distinguished - BHPian | Rajinikant drives so fast that, when he drives around the world, he overtakes himself!. Two times!. |
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26th November 2010, 22:48
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| Rajnikant threw away his car's faulty radiator. It is now being used for cooling Nuclear Power Plant core. |
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27th November 2010, 22:17
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| Now how about these: Shell Pays Rs 60/- to Rajnikanth for every litre of fuel he uses in their pumps and when Rajni puts his electric car on charge, it pumps back 1 MW per minute into the National power grid. |
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29th November 2010, 17:52
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Sydney
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| Bats were not blind initially. But one day they dared to stare into Rajni car headlights. |
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30th November 2010, 08:32
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| Senior - BHPian  | There is no gear stick in Rajnikanth's car, the car automatically shift gears when Rajni revs the cars. |
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30th November 2010, 09:30
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