Rajinikanth...the automotive way!

Jayabusa · 20th November 2010, 04:23

The concept of convertible cars was unknown till Rajini sneezed while driving and the car's top blew-off.

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The RX100 maintains pin-drop silence while Rajini is riding.

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He can drift a stretch-limousine in bumper to bumper traffic.

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The biggest-ever nut was discovered when Rajini first sat in a car.

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He can cruise on a Dodge Tomahawk at 300mph.

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He won't buy a Veyron. He's planning a DIY of the same.

If Rajini can't, nobody can! Yayayayayaya... joojooB!

anilisanil · 20th November 2010, 11:20

Rajni's car has 5 reverse gears!

dhanushs · 25th November 2010, 12:29

Once, Rajnikant participated in a drag race, and obviously came first. Watching this Einstein died because Light Came SECOND.!!

Jayabusa · 25th November 2010, 14:20

The guy who emerges from the tyre in the intellectually stimulating TVS Road Sense ads.
Is he Rajinikanth?

valhallen.282 · 25th November 2010, 15:20

Rajnikant never needs heated seats and the ac never works...

His car steers itself... It does not need a computer only robot

Run rajni has found out you asked why?

suhaas307 · 25th November 2010, 15:34

If Rajini is the passenger in a car, the car will instantly listen to and follow his back-seat-driving!

DWind · 25th November 2010, 18:18

Did you know Rajni owns the most expensive cigarette lighter?
It has cute, bug eyed, has four wheels and is also called Tata Nano". And Yes! only Rajni knows how to light them up.

P.S: No offense meant to Nano owners.

Jayabusa · 25th November 2010, 23:41

Even this car is scared of Rajinikanth.

ghpk · 26th November 2010, 02:43

Rajinikant can charge a mobile phone, by rubbing it on dashboard while driving, and
if it rings, throws it out of window and it activates handsfree.

dhanushs · 26th November 2010, 22:36

Rajinikant drives so fast that, when he drives around the world, he overtakes himself!. Two times!.

download2live · 26th November 2010, 22:48

Rajnikant threw away his car's faulty radiator. It is now being used for cooling Nuclear Power Plant core.

vidyasagar · 27th November 2010, 22:17

Now how about these:

Shell Pays Rs 60/- to Rajnikanth for every litre of fuel he uses in their pumps and when Rajni puts his electric car on charge, it pumps back 1 MW per minute into the National power grid.

download2live · 29th November 2010, 17:52

Bats were not blind initially. But one day they dared to stare into Rajni car headlights.

ghodlur · 30th November 2010, 08:32

There is no gear stick in Rajnikanth's car, the car automatically shift gears when Rajni revs the cars.

Samurai · 30th November 2010, 09:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghodlur

There is no gear stick in Rajnikanth's car, the car automatically shift gears when Rajni revs the cars.

You mean he has auto transmission? What's so special about that?

20th November 2010, 04:23	#151
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 68 Times	The concept of convertible cars was unknown till Rajini sneezed while driving and the car's top blew-off. ------------------------- The RX100 maintains pin-drop silence while Rajini is riding. -------------------------------------------------------- He can drift a stretch-limousine in bumper to bumper traffic. ---------------------------------------------------------- The biggest-ever nut was discovered when Rajini first sat in a car. ---------------------------------------------------------------- He can cruise on a Dodge Tomahawk at 300mph. -------------------------------------------- He won't buy a Veyron. He's planning a DIY of the same. If Rajini can't, nobody can! Yayayayayaya... joojooB! Last edited by Jayabusa : 20th November 2010 at 04:43.
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20th November 2010, 11:20	#152
anilisanil Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune Posts: 1,423 Thanked: 289 Times	Rajni's car has 5 reverse gears!
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25th November 2010, 12:29	#153
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Bathery/BLR Posts: 3,955 Thanked: 7,916 Times	Once, Rajnikant participated in a drag race, and obviously came first. Watching this Einstein died because Light Came SECOND.!!
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25th November 2010, 14:20	#154
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 68 Times	The guy who emerges from the tyre in the intellectually stimulating TVS Road Sense ads. Is he Rajinikanth?
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25th November 2010, 15:20	#155
valhallen.282 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 329 Thanked: 184 Times	Rajnikant never needs heated seats and the ac never works... His car steers itself... It does not need a computer only robot Run rajni has found out you asked why?
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25th November 2010, 15:34	#156
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 8,628 Thanked: 10,541 Times	If Rajini is the passenger in a car, the car will instantly listen to and follow his back-seat-driving!
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25th November 2010, 18:18	#157
DWind BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Singara Chennai Posts: 804 Thanked: 237 Times View My Garage	Did you know Rajni owns the most expensive cigarette lighter? It has cute, bug eyed, has four wheels and is also called Tata Nano". And Yes! only Rajni knows how to light them up. P.S: No offense meant to Nano owners.
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25th November 2010, 23:41	#158
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 68 Times	Even this car is scared of Rajinikanth. Attached Images
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26th November 2010, 02:43	#159
ghpk BHPian Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Ghaziabad Posts: 870 Thanked: 203 Times	Rajinikant can charge a mobile phone, by rubbing it on dashboard while driving, and if it rings, throws it out of window and it activates handsfree.
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26th November 2010, 22:36	#160
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Bathery/BLR Posts: 3,955 Thanked: 7,916 Times	Rajinikant drives so fast that, when he drives around the world, he overtakes himself!. Two times!.
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26th November 2010, 22:48	#161
download2live Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,140 Thanked: 659 Times	Rajnikant threw away his car's faulty radiator. It is now being used for cooling Nuclear Power Plant core.
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27th November 2010, 22:17	#162
vidyasagar BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 136 Thanked: 32 Times	Now how about these: Shell Pays Rs 60/- to Rajnikanth for every litre of fuel he uses in their pumps and when Rajni puts his electric car on charge, it pumps back 1 MW per minute into the National power grid.
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29th November 2010, 17:52	#163
download2live Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,140 Thanked: 659 Times	Bats were not blind initially. But one day they dared to stare into Rajni car headlights.
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30th November 2010, 08:32	#164
ghodlur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Thane Posts: 5,510 Thanked: 2,953 Times View My Garage	There is no gear stick in Rajnikanth's car, the car automatically shift gears when Rajni revs the cars.
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