Rajinikanth...the automotive way!

vivekiny2k · 4th November 2010, 22:03

ABS shuts off when it detects Rajini on brake pedals

Eddy · 4th November 2010, 22:19

After the success of the CWG lane, there will now be a Rajni lane on all Indian roads.

vaisakhr · 4th November 2010, 22:50

A twenty-two wheeler huge TATA truck once met with an accident against Rajnikanth,
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Since then its called TATA NANO!

Dieseled · 4th November 2010, 23:14

Rajni can drift a FWD car.

Fraz33r · 4th November 2010, 23:20

Rajni gets delivered,year long supplies of SKODA OEM parts in advance, with his purchase of skoda.

Author -Myself.
That is the only creative i could get. Maybe Skoda and Rajni can go hand in hand for many other jokes.

SS-Traveller · 4th November 2010, 23:21

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Originally Posted by Eddy

How about an anti-Rajni one ?

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Originally Posted by ex670c

...RAJNI... Can't

One mod in trouble for saying Rajni can't!

Rajni's cellphone is made by Ford - it's a Ikon going backwards. Eddy, did you donate your vehicle to Rajni to make calls?

maddy42 · 5th November 2010, 01:48

India has so many potholes: Because Rajni just drove past them

Yippie PJ finally

Mpower · 5th November 2010, 02:39

Fastest Indian in the world---Narian Karthikeyan or Karun Chandok??

nope that would be Rajinikanth.

MX6 · 5th November 2010, 09:23

Real scenes and dialogues from rajni movies

He acts as taxi driver Sabu in the english movie Blood stone. When asked whether he is on the wrong side of the law, he quips the law is on the wrong side of him.

He acts as an Auto driver in the tamil block buster Bassha. He says autos are like house of glass. He extolls how an auto driver should be! he even sings he's mapper who knows everything!

In the movie Padikathavan he acts as a taxi driver. when his car doesn't crank up, he screams Laxmi staaaarrrrttttt. still the car refuses to start. to teach it a lesson, he smashes the headlights, then slouches on its bonnet crying.
in a song in the same movie, his car climbs all kinds of amazing inclines. even the best of offroaders can't dare attempt it.

karthik123 · 5th November 2010, 10:05

Rajini's cars don't have horse power , they have rajini power

- "How does the exhaust smoke of rajini's car smell like ?" - "rajnigandha"

bhp_maniac · 5th November 2010, 10:23

One more:

Rajni's car idles at the red line...

EARTHed · 5th November 2010, 10:24

If Fiat Linea T-Jet doesn't increase the Fiat sales, Fiat will then launch the Linea Rajini-Jet!

aargee · 5th November 2010, 11:44

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Originally Posted by MX6

There's also another movie sequence in which the gypsey doesn't move an inch forward, because they've tied the bumper to Rajni's leg with a rope. Let me dig in to see whether I can get that.

That scene is from the movie Oorkavalan starring along with Radhika

MX6 · 5th November 2010, 11:58

Rajnikanth is a combination of spiderman and batman. What's more, he doesn't need batcar. He does it in our own premier padmini!
All the OTR gurus. Don't even dream attempting this. Only Rajni CAN.

YouTube - Rajini Padikathavan - Rajavaukku Raja

MalluDude · 5th November 2010, 12:09

Heard that Rajini won a car race....in neutral gear.

4th November 2010, 22:03	#31
vivekiny2k Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai Posts: 1,264 Thanked: 209 Times View My Garage	ABS shuts off when it detects Rajini on brake pedals
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4th November 2010, 22:19	#32
Eddy Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Delhi Posts: 9,387 Thanked: 13,301 Times	After the success of the CWG lane, there will now be a Rajni lane on all Indian roads.
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4th November 2010, 22:50	#33
vaisakhr BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: KL-32 Posts: 381 Thanked: 197 Times	A twenty-two wheeler huge TATA truck once met with an accident against Rajnikanth, . . . . . . . . . Since then its called TATA NANO!
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4th November 2010, 23:14	#34
Dieseled BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 51 Thanked: 2 Times	Rajni can drift a FWD car.
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4th November 2010, 23:20	#35
Fraz33r BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Boston/Mumbai Posts: 220 Thanked: 280 Times View My Garage	Rajni gets delivered,year long supplies of SKODA OEM parts in advance, with his purchase of skoda. Author -Myself. That is the only creative i could get. Maybe Skoda and Rajni can go hand in hand for many other jokes.
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5th November 2010, 01:48	#37
maddy42 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Coorg Posts: 2,131 Thanked: 1,328 Times View My Garage	India has so many potholes: Because Rajni just drove past them Yippie PJ finally
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5th November 2010, 02:39	#38
Mpower Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Bangalore Posts: 10,409 Thanked: 1,730 Times View My Garage	Fastest Indian in the world---Narian Karthikeyan or Karun Chandok?? nope that would be Rajinikanth.
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5th November 2010, 09:23	#39
MX6 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: City of seven islands. Posts: 2,877 Thanked: 231 Times	Real scenes and dialogues from rajni movies He acts as taxi driver Sabu in the english movie Blood stone. When asked whether he is on the wrong side of the law, he quips the law is on the wrong side of him. He acts as an Auto driver in the tamil block buster Bassha. He says autos are like house of glass. He extolls how an auto driver should be! he even sings he's mapper who knows everything! In the movie Padikathavan he acts as a taxi driver. when his car doesn't crank up, he screams Laxmi staaaarrrrttttt. still the car refuses to start. to teach it a lesson, he smashes the headlights, then slouches on its bonnet crying. in a song in the same movie, his car climbs all kinds of amazing inclines. even the best of offroaders can't dare attempt it.
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5th November 2010, 10:05	#40
karthik123 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 74 Thanked: 35 Times	Rajini's cars don't have horse power , they have rajini power - "How does the exhaust smoke of rajini's car smell like ?" - "rajnigandha"
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5th November 2010, 10:23	#41
bhp_maniac BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Kochi, Kerala Posts: 504 Thanked: 255 Times View My Garage	One more: Rajni's car idles at the red line...
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5th November 2010, 10:24	#42
EARTHed BANNED Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Greater Bangalore Posts: 420 Thanked: 39 Times	If Fiat Linea T-Jet doesn't increase the Fiat sales, Fiat will then launch the Linea Rajini-Jet!
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5th November 2010, 12:09	#45
MalluDude BHPian Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kochi Posts: 397 Thanked: 56 Times View My Garage	Heard that Rajini won a car race....in neutral gear.
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