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Old 4th November 2010, 22:03   #31
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ABS shuts off when it detects Rajini on brake pedals
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Old 4th November 2010, 22:19   #32
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After the success of the CWG lane, there will now be a Rajni lane on all Indian roads.
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Old 4th November 2010, 22:50   #33
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A twenty-two wheeler huge TATA truck once met with an accident against Rajnikanth,
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Since then its called TATA NANO!
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Old 4th November 2010, 23:14   #34
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Rajni can drift a FWD car.
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Old 4th November 2010, 23:20   #35
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Rajni gets delivered,year long supplies of SKODA OEM parts in advance, with his purchase of skoda.

Author -Myself.
That is the only creative i could get. Maybe Skoda and Rajni can go hand in hand for many other jokes.
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Old 4th November 2010, 23:21   #36
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How about an anti-Rajni one ?
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...RAJNI... Can't
One mod in trouble for saying Rajni can't!

Rajni's cellphone is made by Ford - it's a Ikon going backwards. Eddy, did you donate your vehicle to Rajni to make calls?
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Old 5th November 2010, 01:48   #37
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India has so many potholes: Because Rajni just drove past them

Yippie PJ finally
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Old 5th November 2010, 02:39   #38
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Fastest Indian in the world---Narian Karthikeyan or Karun Chandok??


nope that would be Rajinikanth.
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Old 5th November 2010, 09:23   #39
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Real scenes and dialogues from rajni movies

He acts as taxi driver Sabu in the english movie Blood stone. When asked whether he is on the wrong side of the law, he quips the law is on the wrong side of him.

He acts as an Auto driver in the tamil block buster Bassha. He says autos are like house of glass. He extolls how an auto driver should be! he even sings he's mapper who knows everything!

In the movie Padikathavan he acts as a taxi driver. when his car doesn't crank up, he screams Laxmi staaaarrrrttttt. still the car refuses to start. to teach it a lesson, he smashes the headlights, then slouches on its bonnet crying.
in a song in the same movie, his car climbs all kinds of amazing inclines. even the best of offroaders can't dare attempt it.
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Old 5th November 2010, 10:05   #40
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Rajini's cars don't have horse power , they have rajini power

- "How does the exhaust smoke of rajini's car smell like ?" - "rajnigandha"
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Old 5th November 2010, 10:23   #41
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One more:

Rajni's car idles at the red line...
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If Fiat Linea T-Jet doesn't increase the Fiat sales, Fiat will then launch the Linea Rajini-Jet!
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Old 5th November 2010, 11:44   #43
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There's also another movie sequence in which the gypsey doesn't move an inch forward, because they've tied the bumper to Rajni's leg with a rope. Let me dig in to see whether I can get that.
That scene is from the movie Oorkavalan starring along with Radhika
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Old 5th November 2010, 11:58   #44
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Rajnikanth is a combination of spiderman and batman. What's more, he doesn't need batcar. He does it in our own premier padmini!
All the OTR gurus. Don't even dream attempting this. Only Rajni CAN.
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Old 5th November 2010, 12:09   #45
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Heard that Rajini won a car race....in neutral gear.
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