Rajinikanth...the automotive way!

valhallen.282 · 7th November 2010, 10:24

Rajni's truck reads rajni ok please!

Rajnikant won the WRC without driving. All the other drivers didn't show up.

Rajni can drift a cycle-rickshaw

Xehaust · 7th November 2010, 12:53

2 jokes i just thought up:

_1_
The engine layout of any car driven by Rajnikant cannot be termed as V6, V12, W12, Straight6, etc. It reads as R1. Termed as it is in a
"1 Rajni behind wheel" layout

Needless to say, R1 spec'd cars generate maximum power when compared to any of the other "conservative" layouts stated above.

_2_
After being influenced by Maruti's "Kitna deti hain?" adverts (afterall, he is Indian) Rajni changed the Car & Fuel industries forever.
How>> Traditionally, powerful cars in "conservative" layouts generally have a directly proportional relationship with regards to power & fuel consumption - the higher the power, the higher the fuel consumption.

But with an R1 spec, this relationship changes that to an inversely proportional one - the higher the power, the lower the fuel consumption

godseed1670 · 8th November 2010, 20:50

Rajni goes to a petrol bunk to fuel and the petrol bunk turns into his fuel tank

suhaas307 · 8th November 2010, 21:10

The ultimate PJ: Rajini doesn't need a side/centre stand for his bike. It stands on its own when he's enjoying his cup of coffee

Rajini invented key-less entry!

Rajini is The Stig!

DWind · 10th November 2010, 14:19

1. Rajnikanth lends his cars to James Bond.

2. Rajnikanth's benami Das owns all VW dealerships
3. Rajnikanth does not jump traffic light, he jumps across the whole intersection.

GTO · 10th November 2010, 16:25

Our Administrator is actually Rajnikant (credit to Samurai for this one)

Rajni can infract the Mods

Team-BHP is hosted on Rajni's spare cell phone

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWind

2. Rajnikanth's benami Das owns all VW dealerships
3. Rajnikanth does not jump traffic light, he jumps across the whole intersection.

Classic!!!!!!

pjbiju · 10th November 2010, 16:43

Rajni just read this thread and rated it R stars. No other thread will get an R star rating in the internet era ever.

Rajni's cars have no horns. He just snaps his fingers and whatever is infront of his car simply disintegrates.

Rajni uses cars when he wants to arrive late. When he wants to be in time, he just walks.

Jayabusa · 10th November 2010, 16:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTO

Our Administrator is actually Rajnikant (credit to Samurai for this one)

The Administrator(Rajinikanth)'s profile says, Location: USA.
So all the Bhpian's in India who contributed to this thread are safe for some time at least.

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AMG Mercs are nothing but regular Mercs which were driven by Rajinikanth.
The 430 Scuderia too was a plain F430 before he drove it.

aa_asif · 10th November 2010, 17:01

Some dark secrets:

RK can cover the entire Bangalore Outer Ring Road in less than 11.3 seconds. Oh forgot!... during peak hours.

RK can do wheelie on a FWD car

normally_crazy · 10th November 2010, 17:37

Rajnikant once stopped a 64 wheel TATA trailer with his palm.....that trailer is now known as the TATA NANO.

valhallen.282 · 10th November 2010, 17:46

Rajnikant's NANO is a monster truck in disguise.

Rajnikant does not own muscle cars. They're a part of him.

muditgrover · 10th November 2010, 19:04

Rajni never washes his car. Even the dirt doesnt dare to touch his car.

Rajni never gets his car tyres aligned or balanced. Why would the tryes dare to get bend.

It takes 10 seconds to Rajni to design a car... He stare at the pencil it automatically sketch the car and goes in the scanner then it is scanned and rendered in 0.05 seconds and then automatically modeled in the software and he prints the care with his 100 tons printer and drives home.

_raVan_ · 10th November 2010, 19:23

Rajni's car cranks up on the sight of him!

Team-Bhpians had Denial of Service (DoS) attacks as Rajnikant had logged in

Smooth Drive · 10th November 2010, 19:38

Though not completely automobile, here is more stuff about RK.

In 2008 Rajinikanth lost his wallet........and there was recession in the world..

Flash news....we just found out the real reason behind Obama's visit to India...
Obama has requested Indian government to take America's complete military,airforce and technology for exchange of Rajinikanth......,

suhaas307 · 10th November 2010, 19:50

Rajinikanth is actually.. wait for it.. Optimus Prime! And of course, turns into Bumble Bee/Chevy Camaro when ever he wants!

7th November 2010, 10:24	#61
valhallen.282 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 331 Thanked: 196 Times	Rajni's truck reads rajni ok please! Rajnikant won the WRC without driving. All the other drivers didn't show up. Rajni can drift a cycle-rickshaw
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7th November 2010, 12:53	#62
Xehaust BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Mumbai Posts: 846 Thanked: 81 Times View My Garage	2 jokes i just thought up: _1_ The engine layout of any car driven by Rajnikant cannot be termed as V6, V12, W12, Straight6, etc. It reads as R1. Termed as it is in a "1 Rajni behind wheel" layout Needless to say, R1 spec'd cars generate maximum power when compared to any of the other "conservative" layouts stated above. _2_ After being influenced by Maruti's "Kitna deti hain?" adverts (afterall, he is Indian) Rajni changed the Car & Fuel industries forever. How>> Traditionally, powerful cars in "conservative" layouts generally have a directly proportional relationship with regards to power & fuel consumption - the higher the power, the higher the fuel consumption. But with an R1 spec, this relationship changes that to an inversely proportional one - the higher the power, the lower the fuel consumption Last edited by Xehaust : 7th November 2010 at 12:55.
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8th November 2010, 20:50	#63
godseed1670 Newbie Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: chennai Posts: 15 Thanked: 0 Times	Rajni goes to a petrol bunk to fuel and the petrol bunk turns into his fuel tank
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8th November 2010, 21:10	#64
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 8,830 Thanked: 12,251 Times	The ultimate PJ: Rajini doesn't need a side/centre stand for his bike. It stands on its own when he's enjoying his cup of coffee Rajini invented key-less entry! Rajini is The Stig!
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10th November 2010, 14:19	#65
DWind BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Singara Chennai Posts: 804 Thanked: 238 Times View My Garage	1. Rajnikanth lends his cars to James Bond. 2. Rajnikanth's benami Das owns all VW dealerships 3. Rajnikanth does not jump traffic light, he jumps across the whole intersection.
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10th November 2010, 16:43	#67
pjbiju Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 1,357 Thanked: 1,089 Times	Rajni just read this thread and rated it R stars. No other thread will get an R star rating in the internet era ever. Rajni's cars have no horns. He just snaps his fingers and whatever is infront of his car simply disintegrates. Rajni uses cars when he wants to arrive late. When he wants to be in time, he just walks. Last edited by pjbiju : 10th November 2010 at 16:50.
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10th November 2010, 17:01	#69
aa_asif BHPian Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: KL 07 > KA 03 Posts: 255 Thanked: 65 Times View My Garage	Some dark secrets: RK can cover the entire Bangalore Outer Ring Road in less than 11.3 seconds. Oh forgot!... during peak hours. RK can do wheelie on a FWD car
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10th November 2010, 17:37	#70
normally_crazy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,369 Thanked: 528 Times View My Garage	Rajnikant once stopped a 64 wheel TATA trailer with his palm.....that trailer is now known as the TATA NANO.
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10th November 2010, 17:46	#71
valhallen.282 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 331 Thanked: 196 Times	Rajnikant's NANO is a monster truck in disguise. Rajnikant does not own muscle cars. They're a part of him.
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10th November 2010, 19:04	#72
muditgrover BHPian Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 225 Thanked: 394 Times	Rajni never washes his car. Even the dirt doesnt dare to touch his car. Rajni never gets his car tyres aligned or balanced. Why would the tryes dare to get bend. It takes 10 seconds to Rajni to design a car... He stare at the pencil it automatically sketch the car and goes in the scanner then it is scanned and rendered in 0.05 seconds and then automatically modeled in the software and he prints the care with his 100 tons printer and drives home.
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10th November 2010, 19:23	#73
_raVan_ Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Pune Posts: 1,074 Thanked: 660 Times	Rajni's car cranks up on the sight of him! Team-Bhpians had Denial of Service (DoS) attacks as Rajnikant had logged in Last edited by _raVan_ : 10th November 2010 at 19:30.
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10th November 2010, 19:38	#74
Smooth Drive BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Karur Posts: 37 Thanked: 4 Times	Though not completely automobile, here is more stuff about RK. In 2008 Rajinikanth lost his wallet........and there was recession in the world.. Flash news....we just found out the real reason behind Obama's visit to India... Obama has requested Indian government to take America's complete military,airforce and technology for exchange of Rajinikanth......,
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10th November 2010, 19:50	#75
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 8,830 Thanked: 12,251 Times	Rajinikanth is actually.. wait for it.. Optimus Prime! And of course, turns into Bumble Bee/Chevy Camaro when ever he wants!
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