[black12rr]

MODS : Let this be separate thread. Don't merge it into Jokes thread. Other wise Rajinikant will be upset .

1.RK does not have to tune his RD 350 .Never ! .





2.The only time RK failed was .................................................. .................................................. ..............to get a TEAM-BHP account .

[Samurai]

I thought Rajinikanth fans would love such a thread... As long as people keep their sense of humour, it can be fun.

Rajinikanth has a Fiat car whose doors don't close with a Thud!

Rajinikanth has a Maruti car that doesn't rattle.

Rajinikanth has an offroading Jeep that never needs service, parts or rebuild.

Rajinikanth never locks his hubs, ever!

[GTO]

Rajnikant actually has a reliable Mercedes

The ARAI is the Indian govt's best kept secret; there isn't one!! Rajnikant decides what car will sell in India & what wont.

Rajnikant can do a 0 - 100 kph in 0 seconds

Bugatti engineers just couldn't get the Veyron to go over 375 kph. Then Rajnikant drove it. At 375 kph, he jumped out and started pushing it. Resultant top speed = 431.07 kph

[Samurai]

Originally Posted by GTO

Rajnikant decides what car will sell in India & what wont.

Thar and Jimny are waiting for Rajinikanth's approval.

[gautamkhadse]

As per the predictions the world was to end in 2012 , however its now been postponed because......

Rajnikant bought a new car with extended warranty for 5 years . So until the warranty lapses the world shall wait ..

[SILVERWOOD]

Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds

Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle

If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him

If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning

Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking

Rajnikant's car does not run on petrol or diesel,it runs on fear.

OT-Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

[carboy]

Originally Posted by GTO

Rajnikant can do a 0 - 100 kph in 0 seconds

That's because he starts his car in the 5th gear.

Rajnikanth's car has no mirrors. He doesn't need them - he can see from all sides of his head.

[pranavt]

Ranjikant doesn't breathe. He regulates the intake to his v-twin naturally aspirated lungs.

[Samurai]

Rajinikanth's Jeep doesn't need snorkel, water parts in front of the hood like it did for Moses.

khan_sultan has the best modded Gypsy in the country, that is only because Rajinikanth prefers the Jeep.

[Eddy]

How about an anti-Rajni one ?


Even Rajnikanth is not allowed 3 smilies in a post on t-bhp !

[anilisanil]

You know why the world will end in 2012? RK will get an infraction.

Reason- He reviews a car in one liner!

[carboy]

Originally Posted by anilisanil

You know why the world will end in 2012?

No. It won't end in 2012.
Rajnikanth just purchased a 3 year extended warranty for his car. The world can end only after the extended warranty term expires.

[anilisanil]

^^ Well that is to keep us unawares. He becomes very angry with the infraction and destroys the car and in the process the world too! :P

[planet_rocker]

Ranjikanth can smoke cigarettes and cars at the same time.

I cooked it up

[Samurai]

Originally Posted by Eddy

Even Rajnikanth is not allowed 3 smilies in a post on t-bhp !

Originally Posted by anilisanil

You know why the world will end in 2012? RK will get an infraction.

Originally Posted by anilisanil

He becomes very angry with the infraction and destroys the car and in the process the world too! :P

None of this will happen because rajini can use any number of smilies, and he can't be infracted.

Now you know why we can't let him become a member here. Let's move away from TBHP moderation related jokes. Only Rajini can get away with that.