[Pri2]

Rajinikanth doesn't obey traffic rules. Traffic rules obey him !!

Rajinikanth can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples !!

[prince_pervez]

I am sure there are gonna be some irate tamilians around here. There was a colleague who could not bear someone saying that Robot was not a nice movie. He got red hot saying "you guys can tolerate stupidity by SRK and Sallu but not Rajni, how fair is this".

[Eddy]

Originally Posted by Pri2

Rajinikanth can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples !!

This one is the best in the thread.

[carboy]

Originally Posted by Eddy

This one is the best in the thread.

It's an old Chuck Norris joke.

Here are some more Chuck Norris jokes adapted to Rajnikanth

- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajani and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

- When Rajani crosses the streets, cars have to look both ways

[Jayabusa]

The full-form of RACE mode in Ferraris is,
Rajinikanth And Chuck(Norris) Engaged.

Originally Posted by prince_pervez

I am sure there are gonna be some irate tamilians around here. There was a colleague who could not bear someone saying that Robot was not a nice movie. He got red hot saying "you guys can tolerate stupidity by SRK and Sallu but not Rajni, how fair is this".

I completely agree.
We ought to respect Rajinikanth. His movies can cure a perfectly normal person of the dementia that he/she never had.
That's the power of Rajinikanth.

[drive_or_die]

NHAI (National Highway Authority of India) has added Rajnikanth's name as first name for people exempt from paying toll at various toll booths. Till date the list was restricted to President of India, Military Vehicles, Ambulance & etc. Now it reads, Rajnikanth and others allowed by him are exempt from paying toll.

Now- President, Ambulances, Military Vehicles & etc will be issued RajniPass for Toll Booths.

[suhaas307]

Team BHP has become a distinguished member in Rajinikanth's forum!

His email id now: team-bhp@rajinikanth.com

[Pri2]

Ratan Tata lives in a constant fear that Rajinikanth's Tata Nano will break down.

When Rajinikanth gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.

Rajinikanth now uses Tata Nanos to light his cigarettes.

[heavy_foot]

Originally Posted by Pri2

Rajinikanth now uses Tata Nanos to light his cigarettes.

lol, that was the funniest.

I have a feeling that agentforferrari was actually Rajni, Does anyone remember Skoda with quad turbos + a supercharger on the expressway?

[abhayshanu]

Originally Posted by heavy_foot

lol, that was the funniest.

I have a feeling that agentforferrari was actually Rajni, Does anyone remember Skoda with quad turbos + a supercharger on the expressway?

Yes, I do remember, dont forget the 7 speed gear box.

The Stig is the character Rajikanth imagined when he needed someone to drive sanely, now he has employed him as a test driver for top gear as a personal favor.

[vinmechanic]

Rajinikant's bullet has no oil leakage and loose parts.\

Only Rajnikant can write review on GTO.

One more for GTO.

GTO stopped visiting Dyno test centers, now Rajnikant does that job for him........ by gripping wheels in his fingers.

[SS-Traveller]

Originally Posted by vinmechanic

Rajinikant's bullet has no oil leakage and loose parts.\

Obviously!!! Rajni's bullet has no wheels or engine. It runs at supersonic speeds....


... and comes out of a gun! (oh yes, he rides it too.)

[planet_rocker]

How many of us know more about Honda Type-R engines?

Type-R is actually Type-Rajnikant - he is the one behind Type-R engines

Same goes with Nissan GT-R (Rajnikant)

[black12rr]

GUYS:Lets keep it automotive and technical related only .A request .


Now coming back :

1.All the dynos in the world are benchmarked/referenced using RK's car .

2.There is no thing called depreciation .Every year RK's car's value appreciates year-over-year .

3.RK is always RIGHT , hence its always RHD which ever part of the world . The traffic just adjusts as per RK's direction .

4.Autocop for RK's car ? you should be joking ?

[planet_rocker]

Rajnikant never passes wind - his EGR is always active, i.e. his Exhaust Gas Recirculates.

When Rajnikant drove my Padmini - the Planet Earth Rocked like crazy - that is how me and my car got the name Planet Rocker