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Old 20th November 2010, 04:23   #151
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The concept of convertible cars was unknown till Rajini sneezed while driving and the car's top blew-off.

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The RX100 maintains pin-drop silence while Rajini is riding.

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He can drift a stretch-limousine in bumper to bumper traffic.

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The biggest-ever nut was discovered when Rajini first sat in a car.

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He can cruise on a Dodge Tomahawk at 300mph.

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He won't buy a Veyron. He's planning a DIY of the same.


If Rajini can't, nobody can! Yayayayayaya... joojooB!

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Old 20th November 2010, 11:20   #152
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Rajni's car has 5 reverse gears!
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Old 25th November 2010, 12:29   #153
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Once, Rajnikant participated in a drag race, and obviously came first. Watching this Einstein died because Light Came SECOND.!!
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Old 25th November 2010, 14:20   #154
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The guy who emerges from the tyre in the intellectually stimulating TVS Road Sense ads.
Is he Rajinikanth?
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Old 25th November 2010, 15:20   #155
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Rajnikant never needs heated seats and the ac never works...

His car steers itself... It does not need a computer only robot

Run rajni has found out you asked why?
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Old 25th November 2010, 15:34   #156
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If Rajini is the passenger in a car, the car will instantly listen to and follow his back-seat-driving!
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Old 25th November 2010, 18:18   #157
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Did you know Rajni owns the most expensive cigarette lighter?
It has cute, bug eyed, has four wheels and is also called Tata Nano". And Yes! only Rajni knows how to light them up.

P.S: No offense meant to Nano owners.
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Old 25th November 2010, 23:41   #158
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Even this car is scared of Rajinikanth.
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Old 26th November 2010, 02:43   #159
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Rajinikant can charge a mobile phone, by rubbing it on dashboard while driving, and
if it rings, throws it out of window and it activates handsfree.
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Old 26th November 2010, 22:36   #160
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Rajinikant drives so fast that, when he drives around the world, he overtakes himself!. Two times!.
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Old 26th November 2010, 22:48   #161
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Rajnikant threw away his car's faulty radiator. It is now being used for cooling Nuclear Power Plant core.
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Old 27th November 2010, 22:17   #162
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Now how about these:

Shell Pays Rs 60/- to Rajnikanth for every litre of fuel he uses in their pumps and when Rajni puts his electric car on charge, it pumps back 1 MW per minute into the National power grid.
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Old 29th November 2010, 17:52   #163
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Bats were not blind initially. But one day they dared to stare into Rajni car headlights.
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Old 30th November 2010, 08:32   #164
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There is no gear stick in Rajnikanth's car, the car automatically shift gears when Rajni revs the cars.
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Old 30th November 2010, 09:30   #165
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Quote:
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There is no gear stick in Rajnikanth's car, the car automatically shift gears when Rajni revs the cars.
You mean he has auto transmission? What's so special about that?
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