How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards

Kaumad · 7th April 2017, 15:30

People who understand Kannada will get this.
Thika is "backside" in Kannada

rajeev k · 16th April 2017, 14:50

Seen in a tourism webpage on how to get a vertigo

LonelyPlanet · 16th April 2017, 16:37

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So much for translation of Hindi idiom

dailydriver · 15th May 2017, 23:16

A colleague's contribution.

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Whoever avails of these services, please make sure you get the correct Satifiket.

PS: The Bhpian in me is happy because (along with Pan Card) Driving Licence is spelt right.

dailydriver · 28th May 2017, 19:30

Clicked inside a Tempo Traveller.

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What made it funnier was the fact that a friend whose name begins with SOM was sitting under the sign

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dailydriver · 17th June 2017, 06:54

Savati in Kannada is the same as Soutan in Hindi. A loose English translation could be fellow wife, meaning the other wife of a woman's husband.

Vasati on the other hand stands for accommodation.

The board claims to offer food and Savati instead of Vasati in the hotel.

Taking it on face value will leave many a visitor utterly disappointed

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dailydriver · 5th July 2017, 18:39

A lot of original flavour will surely be lost in translation. But for those who can't read Kannada, here's the gist.

LHS: A poor man has no real choice in life.
RHS: Modi has left no real choices for the rich man.

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skanchan95 · 6th July 2017, 16:14

I see this almost daily.

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Its a NHAI Mahindra Genio that "petrols" the highway in and around Mangalore

t18 · 6th July 2017, 17:16

This was on a sumo while going from Siliguri to Gangtok

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mpksuhas · 7th July 2017, 12:54

Saw this at multiple locations on Haralur road Bangalore.

Was unable to make out what 'Dog Walking / Both' meant. Would it mean walking both dog and the owner ?

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Later made out that it was a typo, what they intended was 'Bath'.

svsantosh · 14th July 2017, 14:37

Perfectly worded, nothing wrong... but if your visiting card reads...

Mr.Abcd...
Horn&Hump Co

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IronH4WK · 17th July 2017, 16:41

Well, that's a little disconcerting

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dailydriver · 17th July 2017, 18:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

Well, that's a little disconcerting

While the P might have slipped accidentally, look at where it has landed - on the K Nee

. The gentleman tasked with getting the board ready seems to be ignorant of how knee is pronounced.

gkveda · 18th July 2017, 12:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpksuhas

Saw this at multiple locations on Haralur road Bangalore.

Was unable to make out what 'Dog Walking / Both' meant. Would it mean walking both dog and the owner ?

Both probably meant whatever two things dog does while walking

CAPTAIN REX · 25th July 2017, 15:16

DIRECTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPEED. TOO MANY PEOPLE GO NOWHERE REAL FAST.

And he has got those dark tints, so that when HE goes REAL FAST, you dont get to see WHO has got no DIRECTION.

Seen today on Mount Road, near LIC.

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dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,413 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards Savati in Kannada is the same as Soutan in Hindi. A loose English translation could be fellow wife, meaning the other wife of a woman's husband. Vasati on the other hand stands for accommodation. The board claims to offer food and Savati instead of Vasati in the hotel. Taking it on face value will leave many a visitor utterly disappointed . Attached Thumbnails
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