[pulsar56]

"If a egg to the snake nothing feel but if not a feed to public/society"

"Man will not control just one. A rope released donkey".

"To not provide any room to where & there toilet usings & it is a work of animals NOT Humans"

My English teachers will kill me & dance on my grave (not literally, though) if I write something like this!

EDIT: BTW, what is the original language on those boards?

[Sujith1100]

Originally Posted by speedmiester

KEEP LEFT, sign on the Jayadeva Hospital flyover.

Just wanna ask the genius who put the sign there, HOW?????

If you keep any more left, you will be in bed in the hospital below.

P.S: Maybe some sort of tie up between the BDA and the hospital authorities.

Many such signs have been put up on Bangalore Flyovers though they are supposed to be at the starting of a median or a median less road

[addyhemmige]

Originally Posted by pulsar56

My English teachers will kill me & dance on my grave (not literally, though) if I write something like this!

EDIT: BTW, what is the original language on those boards?

The language is Kannada. The geniuses who painted these boards have directly translated the words from the Kannada proverbs in the same order. They have tried to explain for non Kannada speakers, but I guess they are trying to explain to some aliens, maybe

[aah78]

Originally Posted by Sunilrj

here is the opening bouncer!!!

The composer defintely should take a few points from -> A YetiGuide® : How To Post In Proper English

[rageshgr]

Originally Posted by vid6639

An intersting sign board I saw:




humans pee in toilet. dogs pee here. If you pee here you = dog. lol.

LOL! I interpreted it as, don't pee here or else dogs might pounce upon you from behind!

[clevermax]

Has anyone tried this? Are we supposed to use a knife or scissors?

[rohanarthur]

Originally Posted by swift8847

Anyone been on this road??

Cock Burn Road!!!! I have been here!! This is near St.John's road, right? I wonder how come the right wing kannada guys have let this be, they must have a sense of humour!!

[tortoise]

This snap is from my colleague who spotted this on his way to work. If it is taken in literal meaning, you have to be bothered if you are a pedestrian

[SS-Traveller]

Originally Posted by tortoise

...you have to be bothered if you are a pedestrian

Not with this guy driving, you don't!

[akshay_b]

Originally Posted by tortoise

This snap is from my colleague who spotted this on his way to work. If it is taken in literal meaning, you have to be bothered if you are a pedestrian

This is the new problem in Bangalore these days, The cops(or who ever planned to put up that board) thinks that a pedestrian is a footpath.
I saw this board which says " "<-- Way to pedestrian", for a small stretch created for pedestrians after removing the foot path for widening the road.

[carmania]

Were they influenced by the Police Station right across the road .

[Thad E Ginathom]

So many things in that sign they could have got wrong!

You'd better keep a note of the place, in case you meet any Mexicans that need healing

[appuchan]

Wow, are these real ones or PS'ed ? Some must visit eateries...

[prince_pervez]

Originally Posted by DriverR

Got this in my mail. Some seen before, some new.

Nice collection, some of them are absolutely hilllllarious.
Butttt, the best one uptil now on this thread is the Public Bathroom with the caption 'Toilet cum Bath'

[SS-Traveller]

Originally Posted by DriverR

So, for all the foodies here, want to try these places?

To add to your collection, here's one I found in Modinagar.




And one I got on the email.