How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards

SanScorpio · 5th January 2011, 11:37

Guys please dont DEFECATE the walls

mallumowgli · 5th January 2011, 12:17

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Originally Posted by Thad E Ginathom

Some of it is no worse than my own English spelling [Blush]

I am never sure of weak/week leak/leek and many other instances where one has to decide between ee and ea.

It's my mother tongue. Some of its aspects make it a very simple language --- but spelling is not one of them!

@ TEG - that was not a confusion of between ee or ea. It was leg piece not leack pees. Leg piece is the most prized portion of chicken in TN, as important as a chicken breast piece in the US. Coming to think of it, we do have a fetish for leg pieces. Remember Rambha's thunder thighs? EEKS!! (or is it EAKS??)

Habanero City · 14th January 2011, 13:03

Found this in the neighborhood some time back.
Some kind of specialist in spellings I suppose

Ironically the shop is located near schools
Enjoy

HC

Thad E Ginathom · 14th January 2011, 14:13

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It was leg piece not leack pees. Leg piece is the most prized portion of chicken in TN

Wow... Had me double fooled!

I know we have a problem using the streets as toilets (or that the problem is that we have no problem using the streets as toilets

) but... defecating the walls? That's difficult!

Disspossible is a word that could well catch on. Festivel is surely limited to those that celebrate Murugan? Many, many other bits of magic in that sign!

Darryl.Burke · 22nd January 2011, 00:24

I know in some movies and novels criminals refer to them as pigs, but it's really not fair to club them under 'Frozen Meat'

SamtheLeo · 22nd January 2011, 00:59

Found this in Vishal Mega Mart during a trip to Bangalore!!!!

Now we pay to Steal

!!!!!!!!!!!

Jayabusa · 22nd January 2011, 20:31

Steal Parat is the most expensive at Rs.99 because you are allowed to steal again. In Marathi, 'Parat' means, again.

BTW, I know that Parat/Paraat is a utensil.

livyodream · 23rd January 2011, 23:09

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/hatchb...d-i-buy-4.html

One has to check out this thread. The best thread ive come across. Cannot stop laughing

Jayabusa · 24th January 2011, 02:06

^^Hahahahaha!!!

This thread brought out the Russel Peters and Jeff Dunhams out of everyone!!
Sam making a statement and iraghava Proofreading!
The best part is, even the Mods let their hair down!

Had the thread not been closed, I'd have given it 5 stars!

Scarlet_Rider · 24th January 2011, 12:39

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Originally Posted by livyodream

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/hatchb...d-i-buy-4.html

One has to check out this thread. The best thread ive come across. Cannot stop laughing

This is the perfect example of what happens when you ask a question with some unwanted words in it!

Could not stop

after reading all the responses!

Scarlet_Rider · 25th January 2011, 14:24

This notice is fixed in our trains near the emergency stop chain. While the English text sounds correct, the Hindi text sounds funny! The word "Khadi" has a different meaning altogether!

The Hindi sentence would translate to : If you want to make the train stand up, pull the chain."

Why can't our people use simple words? The word "Rokne" would be more appropriate as in : Gaadi rokne ke liye zanjeer khichiye!

Thad E Ginathom · 25th January 2011, 16:23

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If you want to make the train stand up, pull the chain

That sounds like it has been translated to English and back again a few times, getting muddled in the process. Could it mean "bring to a stand," which is an obscure way of saying "stop"?

DWind · 25th January 2011, 17:37

Do I see two different spellings for zanjeer? The second line I believe says sanjeer.

NetfreakBombay · 25th January 2011, 19:31

I think that is just cell phone camera mixing up the pixels. Its written properly at both places.

jeevmenon · 25th January 2011, 21:57

Last September in Mysore - Karanji Lake - Boating area.

5th January 2011, 11:37	#721
SanScorpio BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 133 Thanked: 35 Times View My Garage	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards Guys please dont DEFECATE the walls Attached Thumbnails
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14th January 2011, 13:03	#723
Habanero City BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: TN Posts: 276 Thanked: 108 Times View My Garage	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards Found this in the neighborhood some time back. Some kind of specialist in spellings I suppose Ironically the shop is located near schools Enjoy HC Attached Images
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Darryl.Burke BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Madgaon, Goa Posts: 81 Thanked: 21 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards I know in some movies and novels criminals refer to them as pigs, but it's really not fair to club them under 'Frozen Meat' Attached Thumbnails
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22nd January 2011, 00:59	#726
SamtheLeo BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Melbourne Posts: 451 Thanked: 26 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards Found this in Vishal Mega Mart during a trip to Bangalore!!!! Now we pay to Steal!!!!!!!!!!! Attached Thumbnails
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22nd January 2011, 20:31	#727
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards Steal Parat is the most expensive at Rs.99 because you are allowed to steal again. In Marathi, 'Parat' means, again. BTW, I know that Parat/Paraat is a utensil. Last edited by Jayabusa : 22nd January 2011 at 20:33.
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23rd January 2011, 23:09	#728
livyodream BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: blr-manipal Posts: 557 Thanked: 152 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/hatchb...d-i-buy-4.html One has to check out this thread. The best thread ive come across. Cannot stop laughing
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24th January 2011, 02:06	#729
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	Most important thread on Team-BHP! ^^Hahahahaha!!! This thread brought out the Russel Peters and Jeff Dunhams out of everyone!! Sam making a statement and iraghava Proofreading! The best part is, even the Mods let their hair down! Had the thread not been closed, I'd have given it 5 stars! Last edited by Jayabusa : 24th January 2011 at 02:11.
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25th January 2011, 14:24	#731
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 832 Thanked: 1,658 Times	Are our trains lying down? This notice is fixed in our trains near the emergency stop chain. While the English text sounds correct, the Hindi text sounds funny! The word "Khadi" has a different meaning altogether! The Hindi sentence would translate to : If you want to make the train stand up, pull the chain." Why can't our people use simple words? The word "Rokne" would be more appropriate as in : Gaadi rokne ke liye zanjeer khichiye! Attached Thumbnails
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25th January 2011, 17:37	#733
DWind BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Singara Chennai Posts: 804 Thanked: 238 Times View My Garage	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards Do I see two different spellings for zanjeer? The second line I believe says sanjeer.
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25th January 2011, 19:31	#734
NetfreakBombay Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,466 Thanked: 1,021 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards I think that is just cell phone camera mixing up the pixels. Its written properly at both places.
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25th January 2011, 21:57	#735
jeevmenon BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: TN07 Posts: 472 Thanked: 23 Times	re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky signs, captions & boards Last September in Mysore - Karanji Lake - Boating area.
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