An Evening Joyride! What I am about to describe below is probably not a typical street experience nor is it a travelogue. But then it is about travel. Once you read through it, I am sure many of you will say "I have been through similar experiences". I am sure the guys who take the Mumbai Local trains or the folks who take the crowded Kerala private buses will vouch for such an experience. I had written this way back in 1995, a few months into my first job at Eicher Motors, Pithampur. Found it on my computer and thought I will share this with you all. I had taken those rides many times again, out of necessity. An evening Joyride!
I was a novice at work (first job) and as typical of one, brimming over with unbridled enthusiasm over work. However, I cannot claim all innocence and say, that my virtuous intention had no association with the not so noble a desire of cutting a good figure before my boss. And so, the decision to extend my working hours beyond the last siren on that particular evening was only natural. And to my surprise there were quite a few, willing to forgo what little remained of their precious evenings. And if every Tom, Dick and Harry were having recourse to the same strategy, to put on the loyal employee act, I had to think up something novel to have an edge over them.
While lost in such thoughts, a sudden rush of footsteps brought me to my feet from my work and I too joined the crowd who was running as if fleeing from some invisible enemy. It must have been half past six. Perhaps there was a fire I thought to myself (had happened before). The race ended rather abruptly at the bus waiting to take us all home and I reached it last, my lungs screaming for oxygen. But I still had no clue as to why everybody had run and I did not wish to make a fool of myself by asking someone why they had run the way they had. So as the old saying goes, I just kept quiet and tried to look wise. I wrote my name in the register in my best hand and signed with a flourish hoping that others (to be read as my boss) would notice it. I later learned that no body cares two hoots about the register or the names in it.
I boarded the bus and stopped short. And then it dawned on me, too late that evening, why everybody had sprinted. The bus was so packed that it would have left any truck loaded with sardine with a blush on its bonnet in shame. The bus started with a gallop much like a horse (perhaps inspired by the logo it bore) and I nearly lost my balance and almost fell. But luckily there was no room even to fall. I found myself hanging in mid-air. And then contrary to my frequent daydreams I strongly wished to belong to the lesser of the mortals and not one of those white-winged angels who could sit on thin air. I still needed something firmer than air to sit and stand on. Two generous souls seeing my predicament held an emergency meeting and then measured out with technical precision a few square inches from their seat and asked me to squeeze myself in. I didn’t know I had such compressibility till I wedged myself between them.
The driver seemed to have graduated from VRDE in driving at break-neck speed on the Belgian Pave Track and seemed to enjoy tossing us in all possible directions. And the roads gave him good company with their potholes. Probably an ex-rally driver well versed in the left-foot braking for the pendulum swing effect! I stopped pitying myself and forgot my pain when I saw a rather generous-bottomed gentleman struggling to hold on to his perch. I imagined myself sitting on the head of a nail and sympathised with the poor man.
There are occasions when against all our wishes time teasingly seem to stand still. This was such an occasion. The one hour journey seemed to last exactly one hour unlike other times when it lasts slightly more than half hour when you are comfortably seated. Somebody loud-mouthed started complaining and in response someone said, “The administration people have come up with a solution that will completely solve this problem”. “What’s that?” A chorus of tired voices asked eager for the solution. “Never stay back for work.” Replied the wise guy with a sly smile.
-Biju
Last edited by pjbiju : 13th December 2007 at 14:17.
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