Red light honkers

sridhar24 · 28th October 2005, 20:39

Hey Tsk thats the best way to answer them back. Thats was very funny

n_aditya · 29th October 2005, 03:06

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Originally Posted by sivadas

I am getting some kind of sadistic pleasure here. Because I hate all those bikers who thinks violating rules is their right. I feel like killing those who honk and go on the sidewalks regularly.

Reminds me of a bumper sticker "Keep honking... I'm reloading" :-D

Yeah i agree... Motorists who honk are realllllly irriating. What's the hurry? tail on fire??? And yeah to top it up the bikers use cell phones while riding.... Boils my blood.... Get a hands free for God's sake !!!

lamborghini · 5th November 2005, 17:00

Guys,
what about those nice people who take a U turn during rush hour on a busy road like breach candy even though the NO U TURN sigh is there fully visible?
And if one person takes, 3 - 4 cars are sure to follow, blocking up the traffic for 10 minutes.
Damn.
Before a car license, i am going to get a gun and a gun license.
Time to teach these people something.

nitrous · 5th November 2005, 17:07

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Before a car license, i am going to get a gun and a gun license

Now, why didnt think about that before??

sjcherian · 11th November 2005, 18:35

My response on some days is to let the moron who honks to pass and get in front of me, then I get on his tail and honk till I can honk no more. Even sweeter revenge is to catch up to them, get behind them at the next signal and then honk at them :-).

amitoj · 11th November 2005, 18:38

Jus turn up the volume and drown out the noise. Why even bother about these so to speak "horny" people. But that was a very wicked thing to do TSK!

Served him right!

MrBoombastic · 11th November 2005, 20:45

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Originally Posted by Samurai

That was funny. These bikers push my buttons too, what irritates me most is the habit of cutting across in front of the car as though I am not moving. What if I can't brake in time... Then ofcourse it is the fault of the big car.

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Originally Posted by lamborghini

They go from any gap visible, damaging anypart of the car in their way and ontop of it, blaming the car driver.

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Originally Posted by revtech

thats a very common thing of these bikers...they squeez their way through all the way infront of all the cars and when the signal starts they cruise at 40 kmph and mess up the traffic behind.

Chennai takes the cake for this and to add to it we have these yellow cockroaches called Autorickshaws that are as bad as the bike riders.

srasania · 11th November 2005, 22:23

man.. my next car - DIESEL ENGINE !
Didn't the bike guy again meet you at the next signal after wiping his face !?

sr

drifter · 12th November 2005, 14:30

Aah for the simple pleasures of life...hehe good one tsk...

Drifter

Steeroid · 12th November 2005, 14:46

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Originally Posted by tsk1979

So next time you diesel heads have some moron honking behind you at lights, remember, "A diesel fart" is mightier than the "horn yell"

Oboy TSK!!!! I cant wait to let out a 3 litre diesel fart at the next moron!!!

REVENGE!

Boom Shiva · 12th November 2005, 15:25

I had the same problem with bikers and ricks. But petrol cars don't fart. So I installed a Stebel Nautilius air horn.

I can now switch between my normal horn and the air horn, depending on who's in front, and trust me, 130 decibels makes them get the f*** out of the way!

AvinashKeezh · 17th November 2005, 14:50

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Originally Posted by MrBoombastic

Chennai takes the cake for this and to add to it we have these yellow cockroaches called Autorickshaws that are as bad as the bike riders.

all chennaites would agree to this one!
but IMHO, chennai really takes the cake as for as traffic defaulters and law breakers go, i've not seen such blatant attitude when on the road, anywhere else. Been in bangalore for more than 2 years. it is heaven (which goes a long way to say the kind of traffic sense that's prevalent in chennai)
red light honkers, red light jumpers, call them what you want!!!
ak

Ajay · 17th November 2005, 15:03

Really Funny!
Once on the Ring Road, there was this guy on the right most lane and the whole darn road was empty. He just wouldnt move to the left even after several honks. Finally managed to over take him and he starts shouting at me. Guess what he says- "Dont you know overtaking from the right is wrong"

What can you say to this??

ATL_BOY · 3rd December 2005, 05:12

that was awesomeeee !!! I am glad I am not that guy though ... there would be serious ass whopping ..

Rudra Sen · 3rd December 2005, 05:52

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Originally Posted by AvinashKeezh

Been in bangalore for more than 2 years. it is heaven

Open invitation to come here a find one example. Drink is on me. That's a promise.

28th October 2005, 20:39	#16
sridhar24 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,046 Thanked: 88 Times	Hey Tsk thats the best way to answer them back. Thats was very funny
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5th November 2005, 17:00	#18
lamborghini Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 6,113 Thanked: 5,760 Times View My Garage	Guys, what about those nice people who take a U turn during rush hour on a busy road like breach candy even though the NO U TURN sigh is there fully visible? And if one person takes, 3 - 4 cars are sure to follow, blocking up the traffic for 10 minutes. Damn. Before a car license, i am going to get a gun and a gun license. Time to teach these people something.
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11th November 2005, 18:35	#20
sjcherian BHPian Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Chennai Posts: 493 Thanked: 585 Times	My response on some days is to let the moron who honks to pass and get in front of me, then I get on his tail and honk till I can honk no more. Even sweeter revenge is to catch up to them, get behind them at the next signal and then honk at them :-). Last edited by sjcherian : 11th November 2005 at 18:37.
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11th November 2005, 18:38	#21
amitoj Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Windham, NH USA Posts: 3,348 Thanked: 3,105 Times View My Garage	Jus turn up the volume and drown out the noise. Why even bother about these so to speak "horny" people. But that was a very wicked thing to do TSK! Served him right!
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11th November 2005, 22:23	#23
srasania BHPian Join Date: May 2005 Location: Orlando, FL, USA Posts: 321 Thanked: 8 Times View My Garage	man.. my next car - DIESEL ENGINE ! Didn't the bike guy again meet you at the next signal after wiping his face !? sr Last edited by srasania : 11th November 2005 at 22:25.
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12th November 2005, 14:30	#24
drifter Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,488 Thanked: 75 Times View My Garage	Aah for the simple pleasures of life...hehe good one tsk... Drifter
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12th November 2005, 15:25	#26
Boom Shiva BANNED Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 1,055 Thanked: 18 Times	I had the same problem with bikers and ricks. But petrol cars don't fart. So I installed a Stebel Nautilius air horn. I can now switch between my normal horn and the air horn, depending on who's in front, and trust me, 130 decibels makes them get the f*** out of the way!
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17th November 2005, 15:03	#28
Ajay BHPian Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: B'lore Posts: 147 Thanked: 5 Times	Really Funny! Once on the Ring Road, there was this guy on the right most lane and the whole darn road was empty. He just wouldnt move to the left even after several honks. Finally managed to over take him and he starts shouting at me. Guess what he says- "Dont you know overtaking from the right is wrong" What can you say to this??
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3rd December 2005, 05:12	#29
ATL_BOY BHPian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Atlanta Posts: 80 Thanked: 9 Times	that was awesomeeee !!! I am glad I am not that guy though ... there would be serious ass whopping ..
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