So roughly about a month ago a misfortunate incident happened caused by a erratic driver who rear ended my 530d leaving me depressed and after making all the arrangements to get the car flatbed-ed to the nearest service centre I make my way back home with a heavy heart and out of the blue I get a call from a strange yet familiar number and the person on the end Welcomes me and straight away proceeds to explain the nature of the call which was about the M Performance Training Programme which will be held on 31 July at Taneja Aerospace,Hosur and straight away asks if I'm interested and would need a confirmation immediately making it an ultimatum and I surely wasn't in a straight my to process all the information at once and half heartedly tell her that I'll be making it to the event.
Truth to be told,I wasn't interested at all as I've been to events organised by manufactures from the German Trio to the Italian Craftsman and one thing I learnt was It's fun, sure for the first time and second it gets boring the second time.
Fast forward four days, I receive a call from the same person who confirms my Slot and my address and also asks me for me T Shirt Size.
Again she repeated that I should be making it stressing at being lucky to be selected by them to be a part of it and said I'll be receiving a Invite in 2 days and Voila I actually received it in two days!
In the mean time I was trying to get my car fixed fast and decided to not claim Insurance as it was dealing my chances of getting the car soon and the fact the new A.S.S had no functioning body shop which meant the car had to be flatbed-ed to the A.S.S which was in the other end of the city taking a toll on my mental as well as physical health adding to the health issues I had.
While all this was happening I was getting constant reminders and calls regarding the event every couple of days and all this while I thought it was the BMW Drive Experience and was planning on the dropping the idea.
Then I get a call from my SA from Chennai who says he's allotted a slot for me for the Chennai event and this time he mentioned that Stay will be provided etc etc but again as lost as I can get all the information failed to register in my head which was pre occupied with getting my car back ASAP and the upcoming exams.
Then a week before the event, my friend calls me and says that we have to go to the event on 30th July at 12 and instantly my sub conscious memory kicks in and start refuting the info I was given and had an argument with him that its only on Sunday and then yesterday after reading it on Team-BHP I finally come to my senses and realise its different and its actually the M Performance Training and made up my mind that I'm gonna go no matter what!
Fast Forward, left home at 7:30 AM and reached there by sharp 9 only to realise I was the second person to be there!
Once you enter the runway you can see the the line of M sedans parked in the middle with a valet counter but they asked me to park beside the M cars along with the 7 Series fleet and was directed to the event area which was a lil far from the parking area and outside was the M3 and M6 and once you enter there's a i8 that welcomes you with its wings up.
Immediately was asked to register with the Unique Code which was sent by SMS and was handed the pass and was requested to have breakfast before the other participants arrive.
Just next to i8 was a stall with accessories and alloy and a hallway on the right leading to 7 Series exhibit and the dining area with buffet on the left.
Being the petrolhead, the sumptuous buffet hardly attracted me so I quickly grabbed a green tea and GM of Navnit who is a good friend of mine spots me and we start talking about cars and mention that those who get to participate today are very lucky and should push the cars to the limits and we move outside to see the line up of cars which was being taking randomly on high speed runs and drifts around the set up by Wang and Nash who are the Instructors while a 7 and 5 pulls up with Mr.Frank Schlöder and Mr.Navnit Kachalia and a quick introduction by the GM, Frank and I get into talking and then I realise that BMW is finally in good hands of a young enthusiastic petrolhead.
After a while he quickly grabs the keys for a M4 and heads to the Training area and pulls up clean drifts and invites all of us to the Briefing area for the introduction and a quick lesson on Seating Position,Braking,Cross Hand turning and few other instructions and was asked to proceed outside to the Tarmac where the Cars were waiting for us.
We were strictly told that no one other than the drivers would be in the car meaning those who got they young petrolhead kids couldn't get to take them for a ride.
Then we were divided into two batches(5 of us in my batch with a total of 11) at our own will and I chose the Sedans first and was waiting for my partner but to my luck I got my own car, the M3 with Nash in the M6 as our Instructor.
To begin with,Nash instructed us on the Walkie Talkie to follow him at our 30KMPH to get a hold of the Round about makes with safety cones for the drift practise and then asks us to step outside for a quick briefing followed by a quick demo in the M6 with us watching from the safe area with the photographers and the BMW Management.
Then he pulls up next to us and asks us to get into the cars and reach the starting point and gives us instructions for the first two rounds and then instructs us to switch off DSC and blip the throttle start a drift and hold it consistently.
To be honest,I was the only one in the group to have some experience in drifting but in no ways a pro!
The first few laps I spun out and was asked to line up back for the next car to start, then I quickly ask Nash if I can activate MDM to which he replies in Positive if I'm confident and voila everything was set to Sport Plus and the gear held in 2nd and it was my turn again and I manage to spin out this time again and start in the clockwise direction and finally I held the drift for three rounds before I manage to spin out and I was instructed to get back to the line up and then there was a driver swap, lucky me, no driver swap and this time again I manage to hold up the drift for a long time before I make a small mistake and lose the traction going into oversteer.
Then Nash radios in saying that I was the only person to get it right and to have held it for long and later I came to know that I was the only person in the morning session to have held a continuos drift.
After three rounds of this we were asked to follow him to the extreme end of the runway where the SUV's were and was quickly asked to pick our cars yet again I was alone in an X6 M which was brand new with just 108 KMS on the odo.
In this session we were asked to accelerate from the start point with different runs at 60,80,100 and 120 KMPH and brake hard at being of the cones in a small area made with cones with a cone in the centre before which you were supposed to break stopping just before the cone with minimal distance which Nash demonstrated to us in the M5.
Again the same procedure was followed with four runs and driver swap and then four runs at each speed category.
This time on the way back to the start line which was easily 400M away we got to floor the pedal and test the limits and at one point a random biker came in trying to cross the runway but I quickly reacted and slowed down to let him pass.
The same thing happen when the X5M was launching from the start,luckily no untoward incident happened.
In this test I managed to break 2.3m before the cone while the closes was 1m by a gentleman in X5M.
And this was done again but we had to break hard without our hands on the wheel.
After a break of 15 mins we were again back in the M Sedans and this time I was in a Brand new M4 with just 80Kms on the Odo and a goPro stuck in the tow hook thanks to Mr.Frank (still haven't got the video) and I chose to ride with a participant who happened to be a thorough gentleman(He came in a Carrera S) and told me I can run alone and he chose to spend some time with his kid and this time again 34.6 was what I posted and the next run I did 34.1 but hit the cone at the end leading to a two second penalty.
The next run was again in the M SUV's and this time I got a X5M, you guessed it, yes alone again. I thanked my stars and headed out and this course was high speed breaking and turn, the only difference being Nash would instruct us when to break and this was again at the same speed runs of 60,80,100,120 KMPH.
Twice Nash radioed late to brake but somehow managed to brake and stop just before the cone and this was the only time i braked with touching the cone inches before it! The last run I failed to notice the speedo and touched almost 150KMPH but managed to break and stop before the cone while slightly brushing against the apex cone.
This marked the end of the session and we were escorted back in convey in the cars we drove back to the paddock for lunch followed by Certificate distribution and was given a goodie bag with a T shirt,M Cap,M CF Key ring,A Booklet,A Scale Model of Yas Marina M4 with the Key ring and Scale Model having the Price Tag with ridiculous pricing of course!
Then the GM asked Nash if I could run my car in the drift course only to be politely declined due to time constraints.
Then on the Tarmac was MINI Cooper S and Convertible S which was being offered to everyone for Test Drives which I politely declined as I just Test Drove the car a Week ago extensively pushing it to the limits before making a sane decision to not spend 55 large ones on the MINI,if it wasn't for the pricing I'd have a MINI in my garage now
While leaving I had a chat with Mr.Frank and Mr.Navnit again and Frank was pro actively discussing about the possible launch of more petrol models while posing for a picture and also addressed that the pricing is indeed high and its because of the insane Tax Structure and they would soon be addressing that as well.
All in all, I left with a big smile on my face and the drive back in my 530d was an absolute pleasure in full manual gear with Sport mode and I didn't feel any lack in power whatsoever after driving M cars all day long pushing it to the limits.
Off Topic:In India,the 530d M Sport is the Cheapest Pseudo M car you can buy,Period!
Next Stop-MMST Chennai (Hopefully No exams so I can make it *fingers crossed*)
One Message to BMW-Please get your pricing right on par with your competitors to please the enthusiasts and make a comeback into the market.
Regards,
Thank you for your patience in reading this long post.