The Supercharged SRV Guy This is how our conversation took place;
Me : ....( trying to get his attention whilst he was explaining very ardently to a spectator who was bombarding the poor guy with questions like- what the "Milage would be of this car": "Kitna MIlage Milega? Isme diesel nahi hai kya- Engine mein yeh mota pipe A/C ka hai kya?"
The SRV man whom we shall refer to as "HIM": Dont worry sir its good. it will increase milage actually
Me: er......
Him: still ignoring me completely...give one card of mine to this gentleman (not to me but to the guy who asked him all sorts of vague and mentally challenged questions)
Me: Er...excuse me i need to know if ure from chevrolet or from the company who does the supercharger job
Him: " BOth ..BOth"
Me: what super charger do you use
Him: yes its a supercharger
Me: (In one breath) what is the cost and what does it include, what are the timings and what do you have, to prove the timing and/or the BHP increase you claim? Do will you supercharge any car or do you do only SRV's, will the warranty hold and if not then gimme a good reason why should i get my car done up by you, if i plan to buy an srv and for the last time are you here just minding the stall or are you a technical guy also are you related to Mr Talwalkar of the Gym fame coz u look like him a lot ( thought that maybe one bro pumps up bodies and the other does cars)...Phew!!
Him:(With an Extremely Dumb Look) Im sorry but im out of cards pl contact the dealership they wil give you all the details..sorry han??!! Why dont you give me your card?
Me: (In my mind) #@&#&@?#$*!! (To Him) Ill catch you later, even im out of my cards!! |