Its been 14 years since my fairlady rolled out of the production floor and onto the challenging roads of Bengaluru. My uncle took possession of this beautiful NA sedan sometime in the middle of March 2011, this was the time when sedans ruled the roost and were the hot pick item for anyone who wanted to make a statement that they’ve arrived.
My uncle chose the bold beige colour, picked the top-end manual and on delivery almost immediately went down to Koramangala and did an audio system upgrade and consequently voiding his warranty (I doubt he knew), this is frowned upon nowadays but back then, I assume it wasn’t a big deal.
Cut short to 2017 and 55,000 km later, the Honda had definitely seen better days and the car no longer was the apple of my uncle’s eye. That’s where I come in, cue in recently employed dorky kid who spent a lot of time working and understanding his Icy Blue Maruti 800 AC (yes they had the AC moniker there because that was a feature worth mentioning i guess).
To be fair I really didn’t know much about the Honda City, I always thought it to be out of my league for obvious reasons, but this golden (or must I say beige) chance at grasping something that is beyond me was thrilling. Now in hindsight I realize how much of a big deal it really was.
Going from 37 to 118 BHP is maddening, and i felt that 1.5 purr the first time I started her up, that smooth acceleration always available on tap, the refinement of the gear ratios and that sweet sweet vtec powerband just sitting there waiting to rumble.
A beautiful top class car for a city with deteriorating road manners made ownership an interesting experience. Almost 90% of all my dents and scratches came exclusively from autos and cabs. Thrice my right side mirror was shattered by speeding overtakers and one time a friend and myself got stuck in a muddy rural road.
I have done a suspension overhaul at the 60KM mark and the problem of the scrapping of the underbody showed itself out. From there on, the newly repossessed City now aptly named ‘Eileen’ carried on daily duties like a champ, ferrying my family, carrying us on trips, just being the non-problematic sweetheart car that every honda owner gets.
Rat bites?No problem, replace the wires in a jiffy,good as new. Key FOB broke? Get a better after-market one, sound system acting up?switch it up and get a weird Andriod/Auto carplay system- and it works like a charm. Tires are old? Upsize and enjoy the smoothness of Continental UC6s
But, there were few things that were left untouched, the body,bumpers,paint were never touched up or repainted or undented. Everything stayed as a battle scar, and those scars kept getting bigger and more noticeable, much to my dismay.
I recently discovered a psychological trait somewhere in 2023, I just stopped caring about new scratches or dents, i stopped inspecting the car and just drove it like i would if it was a rental. In Bangalore’s bumper to bumper traffic i acquired the mentality of the cabbies that rule the road, i gave no chance for space to be created that i couldn’t fill, i started honking regularly, would park too close to sidepaths and have touched the bumper on many a wall.
At about the same time I chanced upon an old blogpost article I had written - titled “Broken Windows” it encapsulated this idea that everything falls apart - its the entropy of the universe, but if you leave something unrepaired, you are more inclined to allow more or cause more damage to it. It gives the example of vandalized homes in some of the suburbs in America, a home that is vandalized and left unattended gets vandalized with more damage or graffiti when compared to houses that were promptly fixed.
In lesser words, man sees scratches and dents on his car, man doesn’t bother anymore to prevent new scratches and dents because what’s the point anyway? But if man sees a spotless car, man is inclined to keep it that way for the longest possible time.
Until now, i reached the golden 1,00,000KM in this journey from 55k to 1 Lakh KM, a lot of times i have been impressed, surprised, uncaring, disappointed and finally bored with the City. And that is when this final part of this story comes in- i was bitten by the new car bug, and had decided the honda has spent enough time with me, i thought to start a new journey with a new car and a new EMI.
I’m a simple man with a proclivity for variety, considering I’ve always driven only hatches and sedans , a well endowed mid-SUV caught my fancy- but which one will it be? Creta? Or its sophisticated twin the Seltos? Or maybe the hyryder or its more popular twin Grand Vitara? Or i go back to honda and ask them for an ‘Elevate”d car?
Did the analysis, did the drives, found them over priced but enjoyed the better suspension. I finally settled for a Grand Vitara Zeta AT(my fiancee had taken a strong liking to the car as well), it was 18.8L on road in bangalore and with exchange(3.8L for the honda) and free insurance, I effectively only had to pay 15L, i chose the Artic Pearl White much to my mothers liking and we were all set, doing 3rd party PDI is encouraged these day so i went with Zekardo.
Now the twist starts, i was informed the car is allotted and i can come see the car before they send it for registration. I show up at 3pm on a Tuesday as instructed by my sales advisor in Kalyani-Nexa. My uncle and PDI guy arrive shortly after, i inform the advisor that i have a PDI guy, the dealership staff lose it! They panic, they make us wait 1 hour more, then bring the car covered in dust/dirt. They kept telling me that the PDI guy was not to use any equipment whatsoever, he can only touch and visually inspect. The sales manager was constantly hovering over us.
They gave some lame excuse of the the OBD scanner messing up NEXA connect, and the ODO already had 60km on it, which is normal, but when i asked the sales guy, he was fumbling, the overall experience left a bad taste and i called the whole thing off.
They even made me write a letter,
Finally, i decided to restored the car and keep her running as long as possible, so i finally took some time to find the right mechanic to repaint, found a reasonable mechanic close to home.
1. Dent removal, rust repair,repaint the whole car(except roof) , alloys, and i asked to make the grill piano black. (35k)
2.New windshield from Asahi- Temperlite, the old one was scratched and had swirl marks. (10k)
3. New headlights and taillights, those were also oxidised and yellow/cracked. (19k)
4. Iridium Spark Plugs, honda manual says to replace at 1,00,000 so i got them installed as well (5k)
Thank you for taking the time to read about my car - Eileen.