Quotes in Praise of Offroading & Jeeps

Tusker4x4 · 28th February 2009, 15:17

Hey Guys,

A couple of Quotes in praise of Offroading and Jeeps.

Pls Add to it.

1. "Offroading gives a better high than Single Malt"

2. "Jeeps ar like women the more you strip them better they Look"

3. "Its better to have a Hangover of Offroading than Liquor"

Regds

Amit

H3LIOS · 28th February 2009, 21:43

It's cool, I've got skid plates.
Paved Roads: A perfect example of wasteful government spending.
When in doubt, 4LO!

And the best one...

"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

GTO · 1st March 2009, 17:14

Nice thread idea.

"Real Jeeps are built, not bought"

"Keep the right side up and the rubber side down, A Jeep will never make you frown"

"Its a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand it"

"A Jeeps like that really hot girl; both are high maintenance & temperamental. But boy, when they deliver............"

"Go anywhere, do anything - Jeep"

"The jeep, the Dakota and the landing aircraft were the three tools that won the war" - Eisenhower

"I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I`m driving a BMW anymore. I couldn`t stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!" - Bob Marley

"The Jeep is Americas only real sports car!" - Enzo Ferrari

"You'll never have to ask for directions again - Jeep"

JeepMkd · 1st March 2009, 23:51

I like these ones

Jeep. Go anywhere. Do anything.

Jeep - Fun is standard, pavement is optional.

Getting there is half the fun.

fazalaliadil · 2nd March 2009, 08:16

Do I need to say more?

H3LIOS · 2nd March 2009, 09:00

I thought the word play on this one was real funny -

"Jeeps give me the Willys"

randeep04 · 2nd March 2009, 11:18

Hi,

Some old time ads.

Randeep

satan · 2nd March 2009, 12:11

JEEP = Just Empty Every Pocket

asad_hyderabadi · 3rd March 2009, 14:08

1. " Men drive jeeps,
the rest drive cars."

2. " Jeep....Tame the trail. "

chrs.
asad_hydbdi

desideep · 4th March 2009, 05:14

Real trucks dont have spark plugs

khan_sultan · 4th March 2009, 10:00

Ok, here is my contribution to 4x4 & off-roading one liners:

"4x4 & Off-roading: the fastest growing religion on Team-BHP"

Samurai · 4th March 2009, 10:07

Here is one I read right here in the forum. It is a bumper sticker.

"You can go faster, But I can go anywhere."

rhandle · 4th March 2009, 10:46

I got this from a web site :(

Just Empty Every Pocket (Sent in by a visitor)
Just Expect Every Problem (Sent in by a visitor)
Just Eats Every Penny
Just Everybody Else's Parts
Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
Just Expect Extra Payments

desertfox · 4th March 2009, 11:40

The one we used for Landcruisers - King of the Road, King Offroad.
Landcruiser Prado - Passion with pleasure

When we Launched the FJ Cruiser for Toyota in the UAE

FJ Cruiser - Go places.
Also - Been Fj Cruising ?
Jeep - Only in a Jeep.
Its a Jeep thing - You won't understand is a very popular one of course.

Dubai4x4 Club - Where do you wanna go today!

But the best one was when a British friend told us at a desert camp in the Liwa Desert - Oh I am simply dying to get a speeding ticket in my Landrover! ( It was a LWB Country defender 110 )

And my friend had this on his Landcruiser - Jeep Recovery Vehicle!

ex670c · 4th March 2009, 11:46

Just Essential Equipment & Parts

and behalf of Anjan Cariappa founder of JEEPTHRILLS -- May the FOURS, be with you

28th February 2009, 15:17	#1
Tusker4x4 BHPian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: New delhi Posts: 190 Thanked: 3 Times	Quotes in Praise of Offroading & Jeeps Hey Guys, A couple of Quotes in praise of Offroading and Jeeps. Pls Add to it. 1. "Offroading gives a better high than Single Malt" 2. "Jeeps ar like women the more you strip them better they Look" 3. "Its better to have a Hangover of Offroading than Liquor" Regds Amit
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28th February 2009, 21:43	#2
H3LIOS BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Chicago / Vizag Posts: 252 Thanked: 28 Times	It's cool, I've got skid plates. Paved Roads: A perfect example of wasteful government spending. When in doubt, 4LO! And the best one... "Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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1st March 2009, 17:14	#3
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 70,546 Thanked: 300,788 Times View My Garage	Nice thread idea. "Real Jeeps are built, not bought" "Keep the right side up and the rubber side down, A Jeep will never make you frown" "Its a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand it" "A Jeeps like that really hot girl; both are high maintenance & temperamental. But boy, when they deliver............" "Go anywhere, do anything - Jeep" "The jeep, the Dakota and the landing aircraft were the three tools that won the war" - Eisenhower "I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I`m driving a BMW anymore. I couldn`t stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!" - Bob Marley "The Jeep is Americas only real sports car!" - Enzo Ferrari "You'll never have to ask for directions again - Jeep"
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1st March 2009, 23:51	#4
JeepMkd BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Republic of MACEDONIA Posts: 86 Thanked: 3 Times	I like these ones Jeep. Go anywhere. Do anything. Jeep - Fun is standard, pavement is optional. Getting there is half the fun.
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2nd March 2009, 08:16	#5
fazalaliadil Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 2,022 Thanked: 672 Times View My Garage	Do I need to say more?
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2nd March 2009, 09:00	#6
H3LIOS BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Chicago / Vizag Posts: 252 Thanked: 28 Times	I thought the word play on this one was real funny - *"Jeeps give me the Willys"*
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2nd March 2009, 11:18	#7
randeep04 BHPian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Gurgaon Posts: 629 Thanked: 21 Times View My Garage	Ads Hi, Some old time ads. Randeep Attached Images Last edited by GTO : 2nd March 2009 at 15:49. Reason: Removing inappropriate picture. Please be mindful of our varied audience.
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2nd March 2009, 12:11	#8
satan BHPian Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: mumbai Posts: 394 Thanked: 1,377 Times	JEEP = Just Empty Every Pocket
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3rd March 2009, 14:08	#9
asad_hyderabadi Newbie Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 5 Thanked: 0 Times	Jeep thoughts. 1. " Men drive jeeps, the rest drive cars." 2. " Jeep....Tame the trail. " chrs. asad_hydbdi
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4th March 2009, 05:14	#10
desideep Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Adelaide Posts: 1,159 Thanked: 318 Times View My Garage	Real trucks dont have spark plugs
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4th March 2009, 10:00	#11
khan_sultan Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Noida/Bangalore Posts: 4,925 Thanked: 5,853 Times View My Garage	Ok, here is my contribution to 4x4 & off-roading one liners: "4x4 & Off-roading: the fastest growing religion on Team-BHP"
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4th March 2009, 10:07	#12
Samurai Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bangalore/Udupi Posts: 25,831 Thanked: 45,604 Times View My Garage	Here is one I read right here in the forum. It is a bumper sticker. "You can go faster, But I can go anywhere."
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4th March 2009, 10:46	#13
rhandle BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ghaziabad Posts: 549 Thanked: 117 Times	I got this from a web site :( Just Empty Every Pocket (Sent in by a visitor) Just Expect Every Problem (Sent in by a visitor) Just Eats Every Penny Just Everybody Else's Parts Junk Everyone Eventually Piles Just Expect Extra Payments
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4th March 2009, 11:40	#14
desertfox Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Gurgaon, Delhi NCR Posts: 1,270 Thanked: 648 Times	The one we used for Landcruisers - King of the Road, King Offroad. Landcruiser Prado - Passion with pleasure When we Launched the FJ Cruiser for Toyota in the UAE FJ Cruiser - Go places. Also - Been Fj Cruising ? Jeep - Only in a Jeep. Its a Jeep thing - You won't understand is a very popular one of course. Dubai4x4 Club - Where do you wanna go today! But the best one was when a British friend told us at a desert camp in the Liwa Desert - Oh I am simply dying to get a speeding ticket in my Landrover! ( It was a LWB Country defender 110 ) And my friend had this on his Landcruiser - Jeep Recovery Vehicle!
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4th March 2009, 11:46	#15
ex670c Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Chennai Posts: 2,470 Thanked: 1,951 Times View My Garage	Just Essential Equipment & Parts and behalf of Anjan Cariappa founder of JEEPTHRILLS -- May the FOURS, be with you
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