Introducing: the Honda err 3 series!!!

bivin · 13th December 2009, 21:59

Source: http://www.autobild.de/

Ever wondered what would happen if a Honda Odessey got unimaginably lucky with a happy drunk BMW 3 Series (ignoring the fact that you'd have to be extremely daft to have such thoughts)? well think no further (oh boy!!).

some pea brains from some part of this world have cooked up this piece of brain disturbing matter for reasons still unknown.

Heart patiens be advised, there is still time if you wish to move away from this page!!

opps!! too late!!

mohit · 13th December 2009, 22:20

you sir will get the bill for a new pair of glasses! This actually hurts the eyes!
Please move it to the worst mods thread.

Ravveendrra · 13th December 2009, 23:08

OMG, This should come with more than that statutory warning that bivin put up. I almost died laughing.

only two allowed.

Cheers.

akshaymahajan · 13th December 2009, 23:40

and everyone here says DC makes the worst crap. This one actually makes him look errr okay.
hopefully it wont be seen on the streets thanks to its almost negligible GC.
PS: the back may look good on a swift.

Jayabusa · 14th December 2009, 00:22

Why not move this to the weird and wacky mods thread instead. Does this piece of junk even deserve a thread on our forum?!

EssYouWe · 14th December 2009, 00:31

I often dream of mating a Masserati with my Zen.

But, this is gonna leave me with nightmares to last for a month.

Is that all normal camber or is the weight so much that the suspension's about to collapse?

Nikhilb2008 · 14th December 2009, 00:39

Oh man!! Check out the ridiculous negative camber on that rear wheel.

suhaas307 · 14th December 2009, 09:13

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Originally Posted by Nikhilb2008

Oh man!! Check out the ridiculous negative camber on that rear wheel.

Negative Camber. Negative camber?! Forget the negative camber Nikhil, you're missing the entire thing! It's hideous. It's daft. It's horrendous. It's appalling. I'd give up driving altogether if I were forced to drive this.

Suddenly, public transport seems pretty appealing!

AyAn! · 14th December 2009, 15:32

I think the car's on hydraulics that's causing those daft camber angles.

Hey! The rear isn't bad,the rims are awesome and apart from that insanely horrible M3 front-end,I don't find this car THAT appalling!
A regular Odyssey without the BMW bits and with these mods(apart from the hydraulics) wouldn't have looked too bad.Would it?

bivin · 14th December 2009, 18:45

i know i started this thread but i still couldnt help commenting!!
i actually find this mix-match a lot prettier!!!

suhaas307 · 14th December 2009, 22:07

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Originally Posted by AyAn!

I think the car's on hydraulics that's causing those daft camber angles.

Hey! The rear isn't bad,the rims are awesome and apart from that insanely horrible M3 front-end,I don't find this car THAT appalling!
A regular Odyssey without the BMW bits and with these mods(apart from the hydraulics) wouldn't have looked too bad.Would it?

Well, IMO it does! The wheels could have been a tad smaller. And even without the BMW body-kit, it would look idiotic. I mean, I wouldn't want a pimped, school-run, soccer-mom van!

Nikhilb2008 · 14th December 2009, 23:05

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Originally Posted by suhaas307

Negative Camber. Negative camber?! Forget the negative camber Nikhil, you're missing the entire thing! It's hideous. It's daft. It's horrendous. It's appalling. I'd give up driving altogether if I were forced to drive this.

Sorry Suhaas! I dont seem to be able to get out of work mode!

srishiva · 14th December 2009, 23:14

Dont know why would one do something like this. They might have taken the BMW of minivans a little too far. Its not that ugly (haven't we seen even uglier ones)

Off Roadie · 14th December 2009, 23:46

actually the body mod is decent but the damn suspension looks like it has crumbled, way too low and as already pointed out the negative camber looks ridiculous.
regarding the bmw look well i have an interesting story.
once on returning to india after a few months, i noticed a bmw 3 series driving ahead of me in dense traffic. i thought it looked small and a little weird, on getting closer i was able to identify the honda badge and finllay read the words city.

bivin · 15th December 2009, 15:35

sorry but couldnt help commenting again!! that thing looks like a BMW with brain tumour!!

13th December 2009, 21:59	#1
bivin BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India Posts: 982 Thanked: 230 Times	Introducing: the Honda err 3 series!!! Source: http://www.autobild.de/ Ever wondered what would happen if a Honda Odessey got unimaginably lucky with a happy drunk BMW 3 Series (ignoring the fact that you'd have to be extremely daft to have such thoughts)? well think no further (oh boy!!). some pea brains from some part of this world have cooked up this piece of brain disturbing matter for reasons still unknown. Heart patiens be advised, there is still time if you wish to move away from this page!! opps!! too late!! Attached Thumbnails Last edited by bivin : 13th December 2009 at 22:01.
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13th December 2009, 22:20	#2
mohit BHPian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto / Kurukshetra Posts: 677 Thanked: 168 Times	you sir will get the bill for a new pair of glasses! This actually hurts the eyes! Please move it to the worst mods thread.
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13th December 2009, 23:08	#3
Ravveendrra Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 1,391 Thanked: 446 Times View My Garage	OMG, This should come with more than that statutory warning that bivin put up. I almost died laughing. only two allowed. Cheers.
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13th December 2009, 23:40	#4
akshaymahajan BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Delhi Posts: 597 Thanked: 449 Times	and everyone here says DC makes the worst crap. This one actually makes him look errr okay. hopefully it wont be seen on the streets thanks to its almost negligible GC. PS: the back may look good on a swift.
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14th December 2009, 00:22	#5
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	Why not move this to the weird and wacky mods thread instead. Does this piece of junk even deserve a thread on our forum?!
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14th December 2009, 00:31	#6
EssYouWe Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lucknow Posts: 1,391 Thanked: 18 Times	I often dream of mating a Masserati with my Zen. But, this is gonna leave me with nightmares to last for a month. Is that all normal camber or is the weight so much that the suspension's about to collapse?
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14th December 2009, 00:39	#7
Nikhilb2008 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bangalore Posts: 5,196 Thanked: 10,138 Times	Oh man!! Check out the ridiculous negative camber on that rear wheel.
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14th December 2009, 15:32	#9
AyAn! Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Durgapur/Calcutta/Pune Posts: 2,169 Thanked: 869 Times	I think the car's on hydraulics that's causing those daft camber angles. Hey! The rear isn't bad,the rims are awesome and apart from that insanely horrible M3 front-end,I don't find this car THAT appalling! A regular Odyssey without the BMW bits and with these mods(apart from the hydraulics) wouldn't have looked too bad.Would it?
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14th December 2009, 18:45	#10
bivin BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India Posts: 982 Thanked: 230 Times	i know i started this thread but i still couldnt help commenting!! i actually find this mix-match a lot prettier!!! Attached Thumbnails
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14th December 2009, 23:14	#13
srishiva Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 4,375 Thanked: 2,256 Times	Dont know why would one do something like this. They might have taken the BMW of minivans a little too far. Its not that ugly (haven't we seen even uglier ones)
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14th December 2009, 23:46	#14
Off Roadie BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Mumbai Posts: 280 Thanked: 127 Times	actually the body mod is decent but the damn suspension looks like it has crumbled, way too low and as already pointed out the negative camber looks ridiculous. regarding the bmw look well i have an interesting story. once on returning to india after a few months, i noticed a bmw 3 series driving ahead of me in dense traffic. i thought it looked small and a little weird, on getting closer i was able to identify the honda badge and finllay read the words city.
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15th December 2009, 15:35	#15
bivin BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India Posts: 982 Thanked: 230 Times	sorry but couldnt help commenting again!! that thing looks like a BMW with brain tumour!!
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