Something for the docs here

need4speed · 10th April 2004, 21:03

Paki applied to a Medical School - needless to say he never made it - Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms.

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Menopause - I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat *
Red Blood Count - Dracula Rupture *
Ecstasy Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want"
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny

Pferdestärke · 10th April 2004, 21:27

Funny, Yeah!!

Sam · 10th April 2004, 21:32

Poor Guy, which college was he at.

Wraith · 10th April 2004, 22:20

Nice one

normally_crazy · 11th April 2004, 18:36

RJK · 11th April 2004, 19:49

10th April 2004, 21:03	#1
need4speed BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 117 Thanked: 48 Times	Paki applied to a Medical School - needless to say he never made it - Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms. Antibody - against everyone Artery - the study of fine paintings Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria Benign - what you be after you be eight Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u Caesarian Section - a district in Rome Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty Chronic - neck of a crow Coma - punctuation mark Cortisone - area around local court Cyst - short for sister Diagnosis - person with slanted nose Dilate - the late British Princess Diana Dislocation - in this place Duodenum - couple in blue jeans Enema - not a friend False Labor - pretending to work Genes - blue denim Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile Hernia - she is close by Hymen - greeting to several males Impotent - distinguished / well-known Labor Pain - hurt at work Lactose - people without feet Lymph - walk unsteadily Menopause - I no wait Microbes - small dressing gowns Obesity - City of Obe Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize Protein - in favor of teens Pulse - grain Pus - small cat * Red Blood Count - Dracula Rupture * Ecstasy Secretion - hiding anything Subcutaneous - not cute enough Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want" Tablet - small table Tumor - extra pair Ultrasound - radical noise Urine - opposite of you're out Varicose - very close Vas Deferens - extremely different Vein - at what time? Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny
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Pferdestärke BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 311 Thanked: 18 Times	Funny, Yeah!!
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Sam BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 114 Thanked: 3 Times	Poor Guy, which college was he at.
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Wraith BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 83 Thanked: Once	Nice one
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