has this happened to you ?

normally_crazy · 12th April 2004, 13:29

The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home.
He walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling: "CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!!

THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"

The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"
The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like for me when I am "DRIVING" and you sit next to me..."

v12 · 12th April 2004, 13:32

.....lol......lol.......
It also happens with moms.

Dippy · 12th April 2004, 14:02

Oh yeah it does happen at times

not very often though

Cheers

GTO · 12th April 2004, 15:13

Theres two conditions with me, whenever I am driving around with regulars.

1. Its only me behind the wheel (especially on the highways)
2. I dont tolerate back-seat driving

GTO

Pferdestärke · 12th April 2004, 16:55

Never happened to me, but a good one though!

Rehaan · 13th April 2004, 07:21

Luckily does not happen to me much!!

Sometimes its the indication of speed that turns the back seat drivers ON. Like if you are going at 70kmph in 2nd gear ur sure to hear some1 without a complete car knowledge say "take it easy! / slow down". Whereas if you are going 140km.h on a single lane elevated road which is under construction with rocks placed every 5m to mark the edges and your in a merc chances are the woman in the back seat will not even notice

cya
Rehaan

12th April 2004, 13:29	#1
normally_crazy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,369 Thanked: 528 Times View My Garage	The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home. He walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling: "CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!" The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?" The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like for me when I am "DRIVING" and you sit next to me..."
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12th April 2004, 13:32	#2
v12 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 6,739 Thanked: 7,213 Times View My Garage	.....lol......lol....... It also happens with moms.
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12th April 2004, 14:02	#3
Dippy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai, India Posts: 7,561 Thanked: 2,469 Times	Oh yeah it does happen at times not very often though Cheers
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12th April 2004, 15:13	#4
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 70,534 Thanked: 300,738 Times View My Garage	Theres two conditions with me, whenever I am driving around with regulars. 1. Its only me behind the wheel (especially on the highways) 2. I dont tolerate back-seat driving GTO
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12th April 2004, 16:55	#5
Pferdestärke BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 311 Thanked: 18 Times	Never happened to me, but a good one though!
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13th April 2004, 07:21	#6
Rehaan Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 24,046 Thanked: 34,076 Times	Luckily does not happen to me much!! Sometimes its the indication of speed that turns the back seat drivers ON. Like if you are going at 70kmph in 2nd gear ur sure to hear some1 without a complete car knowledge say "take it easy! / slow down". Whereas if you are going 140km.h on a single lane elevated road which is under construction with rocks placed every 5m to mark the edges and your in a merc chances are the woman in the back seat will not even notice cya Rehaan
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