Ticket please

S350L-E240 · 14th June 2004, 14:19

George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hilary Clinton are traveling by
train to the Super Bowl. At the station, George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and Hilary buy just one ticket.

"How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
George W, astonished at what he is seeing.

"Watch and learn," answers Hilary.

They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hilary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the re turn trip.

When they get to the station they see the Clinton's at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.

"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?"
says Hilary.

"Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.

When they board the train the Bushs cram themselves into a toilet and the Clinton's cram into another toilet just d own the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Clinton's are hiding.

George W. knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."

(And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that election!!

aadix · 14th June 2004, 15:12

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

s350
forwarding this to all my cousins.. if u dont mind that is!

S350L-E240 · 14th June 2004, 15:36

lol why dun u ask the forum i got it from

i never asked them lol

shravan316 · 14th June 2004, 22:49

Awesome stuff s350..awesome stuff..

aadix · 14th June 2004, 23:56

lol, sent this, got back a reply
"bush isnt this clever! not in this janam(life in hindi)!"

14th June 2004, 14:19	#1
S350L-E240 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: India Posts: 1,416 Thanked: 393 Times	George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hilary Clinton are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and Hilary buy just one ticket. "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing. "Watch and learn," answers Hilary. They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hilary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the re turn trip. When they get to the station they see the Clinton's at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all. "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says Hilary. "Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush. When they board the train the Bushs cram themselves into a toilet and the Clinton's cram into another toilet just d own the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Clinton's are hiding. George W. knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please." (And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that election!!
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14th June 2004, 15:12	#2
aadix Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: hyderabad Posts: 1,597 Thanked: 14 Times	LOL!!!!!!!!!! s350 forwarding this to all my cousins.. if u dont mind that is!
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14th June 2004, 15:36	#3
S350L-E240 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: India Posts: 1,416 Thanked: 393 Times	lol why dun u ask the forum i got it from i never asked them lol
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14th June 2004, 22:49	#4
shravan316 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,029 Thanked: 9 Times	Awesome stuff s350..awesome stuff..
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14th June 2004, 23:56	#5
aadix Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: hyderabad Posts: 1,597 Thanked: 14 Times	lol, sent this, got back a reply "bush isnt this clever! not in this janam(life in hindi)!"
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