The American Guide to Formula 1

GTO · 27th June 2004, 21:08

Red Car #1 Mike Shoemaker
He wins most of the time.
The best F1 driver.
If you don't like this guy, don't bother to watch F1.
He owns ten dogs.

Red Car #2 Ruband Barryhello
His purpose in life is to help Mike Shoemaker win races.
He likes to make up excuses in post race interviews (i.e. brake problems).
When he wins, he cries like a baby.

Blue Car #3 Jan Paboo Moontoya
This guy likes to swear to his team.
He behaves like a kid.
He owns a $3million apartment in Miami.
He hates Raf.

Blue Car #4 Raf Shoemaker
This guy tries to drive like his brother Mike.
He is frequently involved in accidents.
He hates Jan.

Silver Car #5 Dave Coughard
This guy is a playboy.
He screws supermodels.
He owns a hotel in Monaco.

Silver Car #6 Kiwi Rideonone
This guy doesn't like to talk.
When he speaks, nobody understands what he?s saying.

Blue Car #7 Yeano Truly
This guy likes to party.
His hairstyle is horrible.

Blue Car #8 Furnano Alongsod
He enjoys crashing into solid objects.

White Car #9 Jensend Butter
This guy is a gentleman.
He has a sexy girlfriend.

White Car #10 Talku Sayto
This guy likes to punch other cars off the track.
He is very good at blowing up engines.
A master of spins and crashes.
The most exciting F1 driver.

Blue Car #11 Gincaro Fishyhella
He has a habit of going upside down.

Blue Car #12 Phillype Messer
He usually ends up in a crash.

Green Car #14 Mark Web
He has no luck.

Green CAR #15 Chris Clean
He likes to crash into another car on the first lap.

Red Car #16 Cristino The Matter
He usually gets hit from behind.

Red Car #17 Olive Penies
He has a habit of stalling on the grid.

Yellow Car #18 Nick Hidefell
This guy is a gentleman.

Yellow Car #19 Gogo Pantno
Not sure what he's doing in F1.

Black Car #20 Ginmar Bun
Other cars eat this car for lunch.

Black Car #21 Salt Bumfarter
Other cars eat this car for breakfast.

Sourced from The S2000 Board

GTO

F50 · 27th June 2004, 23:12

Screwed up everyone's name but the description are spot on ..... Nice Find GTO

Hatari · 28th June 2004, 01:06

nice one !

aadix · 28th June 2004, 01:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (GTO @ June 27 2004,19:38)]Red Car #1 Mike Shoemaker
He wins most of the time.
The best F1 driver.
If you don?t like this guy, don?t bother to watch F1.
He owns ten dogs.

Silver Car #5 Dave Coughard
This guy is a playboy.
He screws supermodels.
He owns a hotel in Monaco.

coooooool!
micheal has ten dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!1

but that david is one heck of a lucky guy!what say mate?

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Dippy · 28th June 2004, 02:37

Cool stuff...

They forgot to add one line for DC.. " loves to go on grass he is the grasshopper..

Dippy

ported_head · 28th June 2004, 02:55

Hilarious find GTO.

ravi_28_8 · 28th June 2004, 16:37

its was coooooooooooool. good one

killjoy · 30th June 2004, 11:39

salil_kulkarni · 30th June 2004, 17:46

Great find GTO!

shravan316 · 1st July 2004, 19:53

Good find GTO...true Dippy..DC is a Grass hopper

chetanhanda · 11th June 2005, 08:27

haha GTO cool !!
something funny after a long time related to cars n stuff

iceman91 · 11th June 2005, 10:12

now i too know everything that is there to know about F1..!!!

adya33 · 11th June 2005, 10:22

good one GTO
very hillarious

but seems like author got bored after first few names

Deeps · 11th June 2005, 15:39

haha..great stuff. I wouldn't be surprised to know that most americans actually think like that. I bet most of them think that their oval racing is much superior to F1...lol

sridhar24 · 11th June 2005, 18:55

Cool one, liked it very much.

11th June 2005, 10:22	#13
adya33 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pune Posts: 1,839 Thanked: 183 Times	good one GTO very hillarious but seems like author got bored after first few names
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27th June 2004, 21:08	#1
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 70,545 Thanked: 300,759 Times View My Garage	Red Car #1 Mike Shoemaker He wins most of the time. The best F1 driver. If you don't like this guy, don't bother to watch F1. He owns ten dogs. Red Car #2 Ruband Barryhello His purpose in life is to help Mike Shoemaker win races. He likes to make up excuses in post race interviews (i.e. brake problems). When he wins, he cries like a baby. Blue Car #3 Jan Paboo Moontoya This guy likes to swear to his team. He behaves like a kid. He owns a $3million apartment in Miami. He hates Raf. Blue Car #4 Raf Shoemaker This guy tries to drive like his brother Mike. He is frequently involved in accidents. He hates Jan. Silver Car #5 Dave Coughard This guy is a playboy. He screws supermodels. He owns a hotel in Monaco. Silver Car #6 Kiwi Rideonone This guy doesn't like to talk. When he speaks, nobody understands what he?s saying. Blue Car #7 Yeano Truly This guy likes to party. His hairstyle is horrible. Blue Car #8 Furnano Alongsod He enjoys crashing into solid objects. White Car #9 Jensend Butter This guy is a gentleman. He has a sexy girlfriend. White Car #10 Talku Sayto This guy likes to punch other cars off the track. He is very good at blowing up engines. A master of spins and crashes. The most exciting F1 driver. Blue Car #11 Gincaro Fishyhella He has a habit of going upside down. Blue Car #12 Phillype Messer He usually ends up in a crash. Green Car #14 Mark Web He has no luck. Green CAR #15 Chris Clean He likes to crash into another car on the first lap. Red Car #16 Cristino The Matter He usually gets hit from behind. Red Car #17 Olive Penies He has a habit of stalling on the grid. Yellow Car #18 Nick Hidefell This guy is a gentleman. Yellow Car #19 Gogo Pantno Not sure what he's doing in F1. Black Car #20 Ginmar Bun Other cars eat this car for lunch. Black Car #21 Salt Bumfarter Other cars eat this car for breakfast. Sourced from The S2000 Board GTO
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27th June 2004, 23:12	#2
F50 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai/USA Posts: 1,707 Thanked: 103 Times	Screwed up everyone's name but the description are spot on ..... Nice Find GTO
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28th June 2004, 01:06	#3
Hatari Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Calcutta Posts: 1,872 Thanked: 874 Times	nice one !
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28th June 2004, 02:37	#5
Dippy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai, India Posts: 7,561 Thanked: 2,469 Times	Cool stuff... They forgot to add one line for DC.. " loves to go on grass he is the grasshopper.. Dippy
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28th June 2004, 02:55	#6
ported_head Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai, India Posts: 2,387 Thanked: 20 Times	Hilarious find GTO.
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28th June 2004, 16:37	#7
ravi_28_8 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 77 Thanked: 2 Times View My Garage	its was coooooooooooool. good one
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30th June 2004, 11:39	#8
killjoy BHPian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 753 Thanked: 317 Times View My Garage
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30th June 2004, 17:46	#9
salil_kulkarni BHPian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Turin, Italy Posts: 173 Thanked: 4 Times	Great find GTO!
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1st July 2004, 19:53	#10
shravan316 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,029 Thanked: 9 Times	Good find GTO...true Dippy..DC is a Grass hopper
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11th June 2005, 08:27	#11
chetanhanda BHPian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 887 Thanked: 49 Times View My Garage	haha GTO cool !! something funny after a long time related to cars n stuff
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11th June 2005, 10:12	#12
iceman91 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: melbourne/banga Posts: 1,961 Thanked: 34 Times View My Garage	now i too know everything that is there to know about F1..!!!
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11th June 2005, 15:39	#14
Deeps Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2004 Location: Delhi/Noida Posts: 1,116 Thanked: 170 Times	haha..great stuff. I wouldn't be surprised to know that most americans actually think like that. I bet most of them think that their oval racing is much superior to F1...lol
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11th June 2005, 18:55	#15
sridhar24 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,046 Thanked: 88 Times	Cool one, liked it very much.
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