[normally_crazy]

friendship is much more tragic than love. it lasts much longer.

one should always be a bit improbable.

some funny ones......

opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding , he starts singing.

the only question i ever ask a woman is what time is your husband coming home?

give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler .

anybody seen in a bus over the age of thirty has been a failure in life.

life is something you do when you cant sleep.

cheers...and more on the way

[Revvmaster]

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Quote[/b] ]the only question i ever ask a woman is what time is your husband coming home?