u wanna apply for leave?...check these out...

iceman91 · 1st March 2005, 22:23

1. A student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."
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2. A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past. Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
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3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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6. An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. A covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".
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11. Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave"

Stratos · 1st March 2005, 22:35

lol!!! Nice.. espcially "my headache is paining"

F50 · 1st March 2005, 23:09

i like the no. 6 and 9

X-Machine · 2nd March 2005, 03:59

This is good stuff maaan.LOL
Will keep it handy for a leave.

X

gkrishn · 2nd March 2005, 09:23

I am not sure how genuine these things are. My house owner is working in ITI, and going by that experience I can tell you they are pretty close to reality.
Last year there was a news item that this ITI was in some 100 crore (if I remember correctly...) debt. No wonder...

vinsanity · 2nd March 2005, 09:56

Good ones Iceman..... 2, 3 and 4... Damn funny......

sridhar24 · 2nd March 2005, 10:53

Hey that was very funny, good stuff, liked the 4, 11 & 12

shravan316 · 2nd March 2005, 13:31

good ones iceman!

loved the last few!!

coloneljasi · 2nd March 2005, 15:46

That's a riot.Good ones!

maybach · 2nd March 2005, 17:22

Gr88 ones iceman.. will surely be uselfull

1st March 2005, 22:23	#1
iceman91 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: melbourne/banga Posts: 1,961 Thanked: 34 Times View My Garage	u wanna apply for leave?...check these out... 1. A student's leave letter: "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...." --------------------------------------------- 2. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past. Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post." --------------------------------------------- 3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. --------------------------------------------- 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" --------------------------------------------- 5. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" --------------------------------------------- 6. An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." --------------------------------------------- 7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. --------------------------------------------- 8. A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." -------------------------------------------- 9. From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave. --------------------------------------------- 10. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave". --------------------------------------------- 11. Letter writing: "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." --------------------------------------------- 12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave"
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1st March 2005, 22:35	#2
Stratos Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Belgium Posts: 2,609 Thanked: 1,451 Times View My Garage	lol!!! Nice.. espcially "my headache is paining"
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1st March 2005, 23:09	#3
F50 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai/USA Posts: 1,707 Thanked: 103 Times	i like the no. 6 and 9
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2nd March 2005, 03:59	#4
X-Machine Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mumbai/Tokyo Posts: 1,475 Thanked: 29 Times	This is good stuff maaan.LOL Will keep it handy for a leave. X
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2nd March 2005, 09:23	#5
gkrishn BHPian Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 626 Thanked: 93 Times View My Garage	I am not sure how genuine these things are. My house owner is working in ITI, and going by that experience I can tell you they are pretty close to reality. Last year there was a news item that this ITI was in some 100 crore (if I remember correctly...) debt. No wonder...
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2nd March 2005, 09:56	#6
vinsanity BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Patna Posts: 609 Thanked: 2 Times	Good ones Iceman..... 2, 3 and 4... Damn funny......
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2nd March 2005, 10:53	#7
sridhar24 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,046 Thanked: 88 Times	Hey that was very funny, good stuff, liked the 4, 11 & 12
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2nd March 2005, 13:31	#8
shravan316 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,029 Thanked: 9 Times	good ones iceman! loved the last few!!
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2nd March 2005, 15:46	#9
coloneljasi BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: KL-11 Posts: 686 Thanked: 251 Times View My Garage	That's a riot.Good ones!
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2nd March 2005, 17:22	#10
maybach BANNED Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: New Mumbai Posts: 266 Thanked: 0 Times	Gr88 ones iceman.. will surely be uselfull
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