Sniff petrol! A must read site.

Rtech · 7th March 2005, 11:14

Came across this site while searching for something.

I haven't stopped laughing since! It is just friggin hilarious! You have to read carefully to catch the subtle jokes at times. OMG....Just take a look!

an example: In an unprecedented move, the FIA has already announced that Ferrari is the winner of the 2005 F1 championship. Freed of the pressure to aim for the driver's and constructor's title, the tedious Man United of motorsport is now free to devote all of its time to being a bunch of arrogant double crossing ****s. Spies say Schumacher simply cannot be arsed with the new season and has replaced himself with a scary bionic half-robot from the future. Happily no one has noticed.

www.sniffpetrol.com

drifter · 7th March 2005, 16:05

This is just hillarious!!! Goes straight to my favourites folder.

Drifter

nitroxx · 8th March 2005, 15:11

i think uve hit a jackpot !!!! its a riot man !!!

moralfibre · 9th July 2005, 00:50

Hi Guys,

For all those who are worried about Petrol issues on your car heres something cool to find out why and how of it. Check out http://www.sniffpetrol.com/index.html. An email that tells their motive:

From: sniffpetrol
To: sniffpetrol@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Friday, July 01, 2005 12:50 PM
Subject: [sniffpetrol] The July Sniff is outside with engine running

Hello once again,

With happy heart and frankly rather tired eyes I can now tell you the
new issue of Sniff Petrol is up and scampering around like some kind
of badly produced, orange coloured, car-related spaniel:

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/index.html

If you're still seeing the old one, click refresh or the 'home' button
on the left. Or you could do neither of those things and instead send
me a slightly smug e-mail that insists there is no new issue, as if to
suggest that I send out these messages as some kind of decoy with
which to attract you to your computer whilst I climb through the
kitchen window and steal all your cutlery.

Anything else to contact@sniffpetrol.com

Thanks awfully,

Sniff Petrol

adya33 · 9th July 2005, 23:34

here is from the websites main page

Quote:

Sniff Petrol is saddened to report the tragic death of Formula 1 motor racing. Following a long decline, F1 finally passed away in America on Sunday 19 July.

wow seems like a expert talking

Rtech · 24th October 2005, 11:36

Quote:

DR FERDINAND PIECH. CHAIRMAN, VW GROUP

-Dr Piech was born in Austria and raised in a hillside cave. By wolves.

-Dr Piech is Ferdinand Porsche's grandson. He is also related to Les Ferdinand, Archduke Franz Ferdinand and The Miki Ferdinand Experience who had a German number one in 1974 with Meine Liebe ist heiß.

- Since seeing his portrayal of the similarly named Professor Peach in The Italian Job, Dr Piech's idol has been British comedian Benny Hill. When visiting an assembly plant Piech often runs around at double speed, pursued by scantily clad women and a park warden. He also brings a small bald man to VAG board meetings and repeatedly pats him on the head in an amusing manner

rotflmao!!!! I forgot how funny this site is!

veyron1 · 24th October 2005, 12:47

bwahahahahaha.......ROTFLMAO......

now that's what you call truly hilarious....that porsche article almost made me fall off my chair laughing....ha..ha...

a very neat find indeed, rtech...cudos...

Abhay · 24th October 2005, 13:23

Quite a disoovery , although I have known this site for some years now

moralfibre · 24th October 2005, 14:27

My bad

I did not know this thread already exists please merge / close this thread: http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/showth...t=Sniff+petrol

F50 · 24th October 2005, 16:45

Great find rtech .... still reading Issues

Here's one which i liked ...
Lambourghini wowed show goers with their new Murchilargo supercar. The Murcheligo, which replaces the legendary Doblo, has a 6.2 litre V12 giving 7,500bhp at 571rpm and incredible performance: 0-60 takes over 200 seconds and top speed is an amazing 3.8mph. Audi's influence can clearly be seen in the Murkylingo's styling and in the news that all buyers will be offered a high performance pronunciation course to help them to get the most from saying their car's name. "We want our customers to fully appreciate the potential of this complex new name," said Montibongo designer Luke Donkerbonk, "and we've learned lessons from Ford's experience with the car. No, that's car. No, no, you've still written it wrong" We asked Lambogihni engineer Luca Flambidambi about the company's future plans but Sniff Petrol isn't very good at Italian and I think we might have insulted his mother instead. "You have disrespected my family," he said candidly, "and now I will have you destroyed."

haryan · 24th October 2005, 17:51

ha ha ha ha
very funny site ... good

Sam Kapasi · 24th October 2005, 18:05

Superb!!
Completely hilarious!

Rtech · 24th October 2005, 18:09

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sridhar24 · 24th October 2005, 18:10

That site was just very funny, thats a great find

F50 · 24th October 2005, 18:30

7th March 2005, 11:14	#1
Rtech Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 5,765 Thanked: 371 Times View My Garage	Sniff petrol! A must read site. Came across this site while searching for something. I haven't stopped laughing since! It is just friggin hilarious! You have to read carefully to catch the subtle jokes at times. OMG....Just take a look! an example: In an unprecedented move, the FIA has already announced that Ferrari is the winner of the 2005 F1 championship. Freed of the pressure to aim for the driver's and constructor's title, the tedious Man United of motorsport is now free to devote all of its time to being a bunch of arrogant double crossing ***s. Spies say Schumacher simply cannot be arsed with the new season and has replaced himself with a scary bionic half-robot from the future. Happily no one has noticed. www.sniffpetrol.com Last edited by Rtech : 7th March 2005 at 11:17.*
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7th March 2005, 16:05	#2
drifter Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,488 Thanked: 75 Times View My Garage	This is just hillarious!!! Goes straight to my favourites folder. Drifter
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8th March 2005, 15:11	#3
nitroxx Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: DXB Posts: 815 Thanked: 31 Times View My Garage	i think uve hit a jackpot !!!! its a riot man !!!
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9th July 2005, 00:50	#4
moralfibre Team-BHP Support Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: MH-12 Posts: 8,564 Thanked: 14,473 Times	Sniff Petrol. Hi Guys, For all those who are worried about Petrol issues on your car heres something cool to find out why and how of it. Check out http://www.sniffpetrol.com/index.html. An email that tells their motive: From: sniffpetrol To: sniffpetrol@yahoogroups.com Sent: Friday, July 01, 2005 12:50 PM Subject: [sniffpetrol] The July Sniff is outside with engine running Hello once again, With happy heart and frankly rather tired eyes I can now tell you the new issue of Sniff Petrol is up and scampering around like some kind of badly produced, orange coloured, car-related spaniel: http://www.sniffpetrol.com/index.html If you're still seeing the old one, click refresh or the 'home' button on the left. Or you could do neither of those things and instead send me a slightly smug e-mail that insists there is no new issue, as if to suggest that I send out these messages as some kind of decoy with which to attract you to your computer whilst I climb through the kitchen window and steal all your cutlery. Anything else to contact@sniffpetrol.com Thanks awfully, Sniff Petrol
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24th October 2005, 12:47	#7
veyron1 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 1,424 Thanked: 54 Times View My Garage	bwahahahahaha.......ROTFLMAO...... now that's what you call truly hilarious....that porsche article almost made me fall off my chair laughing....ha..ha... a very neat find indeed, rtech...cudos...
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24th October 2005, 13:23	#8
Abhay BHPian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pune Posts: 727 Thanked: 12 Times	Quite a disoovery , although I have known this site for some years now
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24th October 2005, 14:27	#9
moralfibre Team-BHP Support Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: MH-12 Posts: 8,564 Thanked: 14,473 Times	My bad I did not know this thread already exists please merge / close this thread: http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/showth...t=Sniff+petrol
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24th October 2005, 16:45	#10
F50 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai/USA Posts: 1,704 Thanked: 103 Times	Great find rtech .... still reading Issues Here's one which i liked ... Lambourghini wowed show goers with their new Murchilargo supercar. The Murcheligo, which replaces the legendary Doblo, has a 6.2 litre V12 giving 7,500bhp at 571rpm and incredible performance: 0-60 takes over 200 seconds and top speed is an amazing 3.8mph. Audi's influence can clearly be seen in the Murkylingo's styling and in the news that all buyers will be offered a high performance pronunciation course to help them to get the most from saying their car's name. "We want our customers to fully appreciate the potential of this complex new name," said Montibongo designer Luke Donkerbonk, "and we've learned lessons from Ford's experience with the car. No, that's car. No, no, you've still written it wrong" We asked Lambogihni engineer Luca Flambidambi about the company's future plans but Sniff Petrol isn't very good at Italian and I think we might have insulted his mother instead. "You have disrespected my family," he said candidly, "and now I will have you destroyed."
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24th October 2005, 17:51	#11
haryan BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: HYDERABAD INDIA Posts: 345 Thanked: 5 Times	ha ha ha ha very funny site ... good
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24th October 2005, 18:05	#12
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,935 Thanked: 2,480 Times View My Garage	Superb!! Completely hilarious!
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24th October 2005, 18:09	#13
Rtech Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 5,765 Thanked: 371 Times View My Garage	...... ...........
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24th October 2005, 18:10	#14
sridhar24 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,049 Thanked: 90 Times	That site was just very funny, thats a great find
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24th October 2005, 18:30	#15
F50 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai/USA Posts: 1,704 Thanked: 103 Times
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