If I were given a choice to be born again in another form I'd prefer being an eagle and spend an entire lifetime exploring the skies around the planet. I think I'd spend a lot of time sightseeing. From the Himalayas, to the Serengeti plains, the Amazon to the Grand Canyon, palaces and forts around the world and ofcourse dense forests and mighty rivers.
But alas I'd have to wait a long time for that! Until then $40 million private jets sounds like fun

. Now its a tough choice and the Indian Aviation Ministry decided to just help folks like me (

) around the country to do some jet shopping in a kind of one-stop-jet-shop. Welcome to the 2008 Aviation Expo being held in Hyderabad.
It helps to live in a city you were born in cause you make longstanding friends, friends who organise things for you. With a business visitor pass organised I spent a morning and later an evening (gorgeous one) exploring birds on tarmac (don't ask which kind)
I like V12 engines. I like torque. I like being thrust into my driving seat when I floor the pedal to the metal. So a pilot friend gave me the tour of a brand new Boeing 777. Boy what a beast. Me likee
He said "First of all Deepak bhai, this is the world's most powerful engine, 115000 pounds of thrust !!! "
Now imagine most engines today are around 25000-35000 lbs of thrust. And what a giant of an engine this was
I prefer the driving position to be designed ergonomically. Apparently Boeing has taken all the pain out of flying this giant bird. The computers can handle almost all the functions saving you the hassle of having to rack your brain constantly. Looking at all those switches I find it hard to believe you can sit peacefully in the driver's seat.
The cockpit of the magnificent Boeing 777
I was assured the joystick/steering can handle turns and you don't need to use the rudder. Ah that's 1 out of a 1000 things I don't need to do!
Talk about information overload, those switches, man these cockpits are a fiddler's delight.
For a guy who at best handles five items between a clutch, brake, throttle, steering, and gear, using his one brain to steer a car, this multitude of switches and levers and computers (aka brains, not to mention three human ones too) was way too much for me. I needed to cool my brain. I was advised to unwind in the first class cubicle. Now it just took the inviting look of that setup for me to cool down and cheer up.
Bored of sitting in that chair all the time? Hop over to an exclusive bar to indulge yourself. Now for all the flavours of tea I can have on the transcontinental flights!!
Oh and before you forget you don't ask for the seat number, you ask for the...
Your senior staff can travel in style too. I mean business class, and boy what luxury for those fellas too.
Who said there's only so much you can do with seat adjustments ?? ask Boeing, they'll show you a dozen more!! Thank heavens car mfgs don't provide the "ZZZ" button for the driver's seat. Imagine hitting that accidentally at 200 mph on a autobahn whose curves you are not familiar with. In India we could possibly drive in the ZZZ position as already so many people take so many chances. Going through red lights is as good as driving in ZZZ position
The real surprise though was this secret aisle which you will never get to see. Here I was told the dual shift cabin crew get to rest/sleep and recover..errrr...well I was thinking of something else
I was always deeply impressed by the most efficient utilisation of space in aircraft toilets and pantries. The 777 doesn't surprise.
So are you wondering if I was sold on the Boeing 777 ? Heck yes man. I wouldn't bat an eyelid before saying yessss...zzzzzz...I love that button!