Programmer's heaven

DCEite · 20th September 2005, 08:51

S/W Programming
#Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

# COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan

# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se

# Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
# Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem - talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai,
pal do pal meri hastihai...

# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

# GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

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Harrie · 20th September 2005, 09:04

way too cool. Like the "Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua" part of it a lot.

Samurai · 20th September 2005, 09:38

In the initial days of my career we used to sing parodies on our daily grind...

On the process of compiling and linking
Bar bar compile, hazaar bar compile,
akir mein link karo turbo linker, are ho... are ho...

When we used develop Windows software in Windows 3.0, as things went wrong, Windows used to throw up a white dialog with the message Unexpected Application Error which was fondly known as UAE. We used to debug it using borland's Turbo Debugger program. Following parody was my creation:

Kahin Beech mein, ek UAE aaye,
Windows program ulta pad jaye, kuch samaj na aaye
Borland TD se, is samasya ka hal nikal aaye, hal nikal aaye...

Might sound lame now, but we enjoyed nevertheless...

typeOnegative · 20th September 2005, 13:20

Java Programming
No Problem, No problem

*I am not too good at filmi songs, so am content to leave just a line and I hate Microsoft*

20th September 2005, 08:51	#1
DCEite Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: NCR Posts: 3,529 Thanked: 3,094 Times	Programmer's heaven S/W Programming #Two Recursive functions calling each other Mujhe kuchh kehna hein mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum # The debugger Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil pad jaye Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz # COM programming in VC++ Roop tera mastana Pyar mera deewana Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye # From VC++ to VB Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum kahan # Untrackable bug Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se # Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client) Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua # And then to the client Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho # Load Balancing Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak jayega mil kar bojh uthana # Modem - talk on a busy connection suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kuch huwa kya? Abhee to nahin... kuch bi nahin # Windows getting open sourced Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba # Local variable Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai, pal do pal meri hastihai... # Global variable Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai ... # Null pointers Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya. # Dangling pointers Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin. # GOTO Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si Na woh samajh sake na hum **End***
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20th September 2005, 09:04	#2
Harrie BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: KA 03, KL 12, TN 38 Posts: 701 Thanked: 36 Times View My Garage	way too cool. Like the "Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua" part of it a lot.
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20th September 2005, 09:38	#3
Samurai Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bangalore/Udupi Posts: 25,948 Thanked: 47,205 Times View My Garage	In the initial days of my career we used to sing parodies on our daily grind... On the process of compiling and linking Bar bar compile, hazaar bar compile, akir mein link karo turbo linker, are ho... are ho... When we used develop Windows software in Windows 3.0, as things went wrong, Windows used to throw up a white dialog with the message Unexpected Application Error which was fondly known as UAE. We used to debug it using borland's Turbo Debugger program. Following parody was my creation: Kahin Beech mein, ek UAE aaye, Windows program ulta pad jaye, kuch samaj na aaye Borland TD se, is samasya ka hal nikal aaye, hal nikal aaye... Might sound lame now, but we enjoyed nevertheless...
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20th September 2005, 13:20	#4
typeOnegative Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Vikhroli, Mumbai, India Posts: 1,503 Thanked: 28 Times	Java Programming No Problem, No problem I am not too good at filmi songs, so am content to leave just a line and I hate Microsoft
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