**A long but important and hopefully, a useful post** Quote:
Originally Posted by GTO Extortion by the corrupt policeman, and nothing else. This is absolute abuse of power.
He basically played with your weakness. |
It is really sad but the fact is that Traffic Police, be it in Mumbai, Pune or anywhere else in India, have this attitude of harassing the public for money or pampering their egos and show off their power. What they fail to understand that, in the end, they are PUBLIC SERVANTS. People should willingly feel like going to them for any kind of help/support that one might need in emergency, instead, people ensure they do everything so that the cops do not get involved. A horrible state of affairs, but that's the fact.
Coming to the topic, I would like to pen down certain tips which might be useful to everyone while dealing with these blood/money suckers.
1) CRUTIAL DOCUMENTS:
NEVER EVER hand over your crutial documents (licence,insurance papers etc.) to the cop immediately after he demands them. Once you hand them over to him, you go on in a defensive mode immediately.
Also, NEVER hand over your original license copy.Always keep a true color copy with you and hand it over if necessary.
2) VEHICLE KEYS:
Normally after pulling over, cops have this habit of shamelessly pulling off your bike/car keys and taking them into custody. If this happens, you are no less than stranded, helpless and more importantly, again in DEFENSIVE mode.
ALWAYS, whenever you are asked to pull over, get your vehicle aside to a standstill and IMMEDIATELY remove your bike/car keys and secure them safely in your pocket.
3) SPEAK CONFIDENTLY AND QUESTION:
Cops tend to harass people who, to them, appear to be weak at heart. Usually, educated people are easy "bakras". Whatever you tell them with a
"I-AM-AFRAID" face will fall on deaf ears which will make you helpless.
DO NOT give the cop the impression that you are afraid/perturbed of being pulled over. Talk to him/her calmly but confidently. Question him/her regarding your wrong doing (according to them) and explain your point properly. In all probablility, a confident discussion will lead to a good end result (I have benefitted multiple times with this).
4) CONCEAL COMPANY I-CARDS:
When pulled over, ALWAYS conceal your company I-cards (we normally tend to keep them on the dashboard if in car, hanging around the neck if on bike or even in the car) by tucking it away neatly in the glove box.
REMEMBER, your fine or bribe rate is often decided when they stare at your i-cards
"Itni badi company me kaam karte ho, aur jeb me 500 Rs. nai rakhte? " Translation - "you work in such a big company, and don't keep 500 rs. in your pocket?"...kind of question can be easily avoided.
5) GET DETAILS:
Once pulled over, people generally panic and in the bargain, they NEVER take details of the cop.
ALWAYS, ask the cop his full name, where is his reporting chowky etc. so that you have a reference incase it is needed. Better, take his cell number, if you can (on a lighter note, this can be useful, when you get pulled over next time, you can tell the new cop that you know this cop from this chowky personally, hell yeahh it helps
).
6) TAKE RECEIPT:
If incase you were at fault, pay up the fine BUT do not forget to take the challan/receipt.
7) THREATEN, POSITIVELY:
When, for no fault of your, the cop pulls you over and starts giving you attitude, ask him to give it in writing about whatever he's saying. Also, tell him you are connected to media (I tell cops i write columns for Pune Mirror). Pretend that you are taking his picture ON HIS FACE. This will deflate their confidence to a great extent, and see the magic working after that (yes, this is a
"been there-done that" tip)
8) KNOWING THE LOCAL LANGUAGE HELPS:
If in Maharashtra, always address the cops as "Kaka" instead of "Mama". Believe me, they feel offended if called Mama (likewise in other languages as well). Talking to them in the local language helps and also pacifies them to a great extent. Your
"I'm-an-executive-in-a-top-company" language won't help one bit.
9) DEALING WITH LADY COPS:
Lady cops are generally more strict
, but, more soft spoken, understanding and will listen out to you. So, make your point clearly and confidently to them and you've won half the battle.
10) SHOW RESPECT:
Last, but not the least, show respect to the cop, male-female alike. Remember, in this hopeless country, the power is in their hands. If yo show attitude, disrespect to them, then be ready for innumerable hassles, waste of time,money and energy to get back your keys, documents everything.
So, the mantra is, deal with these guys calmly but confidently, and you should be ok.
Cheers.