Close shaves everyday! So here I am back in India after 1 year and 5 months in Canada and everyday I realise how much more worse India has got in that time. Living thousands of kilometers away, we keep hearing dream stories about the future economic superpower and how it's changing and about the huge infrastructure projects going on to improve traffic on our roads. BS I say! It's almost been a month since I came back and I am terrified of driving on our death traps. I have close shaves everyday! So here I go with my rants.
1.The famed and much acclaimed MMRDA, MUIP, PWD, BMC, ABCD (and God knows what else!) projects are already outdated. How many of you guys agree with me on this? Yes, outdated even before they have finished. The Western Express and Eastern express highway's lane widening work is terribly outdated. How many lanes are they making? 6? 8? How long do you think 6 or 8 lanes are going to help? Has the government done any research on the booming car sales? It takes me a minimum of 75 minutes to go from Chembur to Goregaon- a distance of roughly 20 kms. And I don't see that timing improving anytime soon. The guys in charge need to think big. India is a huge country, we don't have scarcity of land. Make huge highways. Don't think 6 and 8 lanes, think 10,12 or 16 lane highways. The government needs to understand that they are not building roads for 2006 but for 2050. Ok, the government doesn't have money to build 12 lane highways. At least, ensure that there is provision for adding extra lanes in the future as and when the need arises. Instead, I am sure the government will give permission to a few malls and multiplexes to come up with enterences touching the main road. Needless to say, these malls will have parking for 100 cars and we will see 2 lanes of these "highways" blocked by taxi's, auto's and chauffer driven luxury cars. BAH!
2.The 50 odd flyovers are also outdated. No longer does traffic zoom on these flyovers. Problems are the same. Too many cars, too narrow roads and too many potholes. By the way, we pay a toll for these flyovers that end up with gaping holes right in the middle. Where was our overcharged media? The gaping hole in the Jogeshwari flyover tells us the story of corruption loud and clear. And this isn't the first flyover to have a hole or have a section of it slip underneath from it's joint.
3. Roads. India is the only country in the world where the courts have to order the authorities to cover up potholes. Need I say more? Lighting on our roads is a joke. I don't mind a dimly lit or non lit up road. Most German autobahn's are not lit but then there are no surprises on those roads. Either light up the damn roads or ensure that there are no surprises lurking either in the form of potholes, pedestrians or animals. I thrashed my car thrice into a gaping pothole, used as I was to the smooth Canadian highways.
4. Trucks. EEK! 95% of them have no tail or head lights! What the hell is happening! And 100% of them have tyres that are totally bald with no grip whatsoever and 200% of them are being driven by people who have no formal training in driving! I can imagine how anyone gets employed as a truck driver in India. A guy gets off the train at VT/CST walks into a transport office asking for work. "Truck chala lega?" asks the boss. "Jee saab" says the guy. Interview over, the guy is behind the wheel of a tanker or trailer. If the cops stop all trucks at entry points to the city and only ask the drivers for their licence, I am sure 90% of drivers would'nt be able to flick out one. How many of you read the story of Laxmi? This ELEPHANT was walking down the road at night and was hit by a truck! The driver accepted that he was drunk and didn't see the elephant! What chance does a biker have then? Once again the cops got it all wrong. They charged the driver. Thats it? That is the solution? Sure, the elephant has no business being on the road, but what sort of driver fails to spot a ELEPHANT?!?! Ok, it's hard to spot a black elephant on our dimly lit roads but did our brilliant cops try and find out if the truck had working headlights? I am pretty sure the answer would be in the negitive. Be scared guys. I am!
4. Close shaves: I am scared of curves. I have had 2 close shaves on curves. I have been lucky but I am sure I am pushing my luck. I wonder how much longer before the law of averages catches up? The first time, I was driving on the Anushakti nagar flyover in Chembur. Traffic was thin at 9pm since it was Ganpati visarjan. I am doing 65kmph on the curve on the flyover. As I finish negociating the curve I see a Yamaha bike parked bang in the middle of the rightmost/fast/overtaking lane with 2 guys sitting by the side working on the engine! Luckily there was no vehicle in the lane next to mine and I moved over. The second time, I was driving in Kharghar at about 8pm. I am doing 70kmph in the fast/overtaking lane when I approach a curve. I take that curve and as soon as my car turns through the curve, I see 2 GUYS walking towards me bang in the middle of the rightmost lane! Again there was no car in the lane next to mine and I could swerve into that lane and avoid them. As expected, the guys thought nothing of that close shave. In fact, they didn't even react of the sight of a car hurtling towards them! They continued walking as if it was the most normal thing in the world. I am pretty sure they must have had a talk about how badly people drive cars nowadays. They didn't realise how close they were to death and that is what I find amazing. A few things arise out of these close shaves.
a. You could argue that I was overspeeding. Frankly, I don't know if I was because there are NO SPEED LIMIT boards posted on that road. Is there a law that says speed limit is xx kmph in case there are no boards on the roads? I don't know. But I do know that in Toronto the default speed limit is 50kmph in the absence of any speed limit boards. Funny isn't it that I know the laws of a country that I lived in for 17 months but know nothing about my own country where I was born and lived in for almost 30 years! By the way, the speed limit boards on our roads are a bloody joke. They are so obscure with such small letters that you wouldn't spot whats written on them with a electron microscope! And we, as drivers, are expected to read them when we are driving! And that too on Indian roads!
b. As a driver, I was well within my rights to assume that roads are meant for cars and not for people to walk on like it's their bedroom. And definately, people have no business taking a leisurely evening walk in the fast lane! And they have no business walking in the fast lane even if traffic is thin or sparse on the roads.
c. Even if I was doing 50kmph - the most conservative speed on that road, I could have still killed those idiots. By any arguement, I, as a driver, cannot be held responsible for running over some idiots who decide to walk in the fast lane. BUT, this is India and I shudder to think, that if I had hit them, I would be hammered by a mob that would have appeared out of nowhere, my car would probably have been burned and the cops would have booked me for rash and negligent driving! ***!!
Last edited by amit : 27th September 2006 at 23:34.
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