On T-Boning bikes If you T Bone a bike, i.e. hit a bike going at 50 square on the side, sometimes it does not fall. The rear wheel skids in your direction of motion for 2-3 meters or so, and then the bike can go on. This is my discovery.
I have T-Boned 2 vehicles till date. Both happened when I was doing maybe 20kmph and the other guy/gal was doing 60. The first incident happened many aeons ago, and I saw what the underbody of a santro looks like when it faces the sky(search this forum and you will find the gory details).
The second incident was yesterday. It was not that dramatic, but filmy nonetheless.
I am standing at the red light, behind 3 rickshaw pullers lined up for the green light drag. The light goes green, and the awfully slow drags start. All of them are pulling people who have had one too many trips to Mcdonalds. I want to honk them away, but take pity too on the poor pullers, straining in the hot evening sun.
I give a gap of around 3 meters so that I can overtake from the side as soon as oppurtunity arises. Soon there is a gap, and I start accelerating, and then a loud bang.
An idiotic biker with Pillion has had too much dhoom. He jumped the light thinking there is enough gap between the rickshaw and my car to zoom through. At this point the light had turned green for a good 15 seconds, so he was not one of the last minute zoom through guys, it was a calculated move with miscalculations.
My first though is about the left headlight, second is about the biker. His rear wheel skid a good 3 meters, like in a drift, and then he stops. Cops come running. He puts it into gear and takes off. I stop traffic as I start turning right after the dude. Luckily he has stopped a couple hundred meters ahead because his silencer is in his wheel.
I rush as fast as the indica can take me and park in front of that guy.
Want to break his head, but both of them give me a sheepish grin and say "Sorry, hum Jaldi mein the". i.e. Sorry, we were in a hurry. I tell them the cop is coming and he can do all explaining to him.
Soon 5 cops, 4 of them running for the first time in their lives, and a very very big Sub Inspector on a very small bike(called byk) comes. After a few unprintable expletives he takes their keys, and asks me if I want to file for damage.
At that moment I inspect the indica and see that 2 bolts have fallen off the number plate. Nothing else.
The biker is not so lucky, A new siliencer is the minimum he needs.
I drive off cursing them, and thanking my starts it was not a repeat of the earlier incident. If those idiots(and no helmets too) had fallen off and died, it would have been big big big headache for me. I sure hope they have to pay bribes to all the 5 policemen. 100 rs fine for jumping red lights is too less(This is noida, not delhi). |