Hi everyone,
This is my first post in Team-Bhp, with a topic which may attract equal amounts of positive and negative interests.
Let us imagine this situation...
I am cruising along a serene two lane (without dividers) highway at 50-60 kph. The oncoming traffic is an endless series of trucks and the occasional small car. I have 40% of my brain engaged in maintaining the line and just enough alertness to ease into the blind curves.
The road side is lush green paddy fields. The sun is setting on the left giving the fields an awesome glow of orange red. Far off there is a huge pond with mirror clean water and a beautiful reflection of the setting sun. Grazing cattle are lazily ambling off to their abodes. A farmer is calling his two kids off from playing in the pond while keeping an eye on the cattle.
I lazily shift my right leg on the break pedal to make space for an oncoming truck slowly overtaking another truck.
Suddenly a shrill two tone horn blows into my ears... Headlight flashes in my IRVM... The indica is on my right side, desperately trying to cut ahead.
Scene 1 -
I have to make a dead stop else the idiot will crawl straight under the overtaking truck up ahead.
The indica vanishes in the horizon and I resume my journey. Now of course all I am thinking about is the traffic I will face while entering Mumbai, the list of chores I kept waiting to accommodate this trip in my schedule. Wife starts about her mother-in-law!
Scene 2 -
I quickly shift two gears, keep the clutch pressed and check the left shoulder 20 - 50 meters ahead of me. I drift slightly to the left and flash my headlights 5-6 times to the on coming truck to request him to merge back in his lane. I let the indica move about half car length ahead of me. I turn the steering little towards left. My left front wheel falls on the shoulder and I correct the steering to ease the left back wheel on the shoulder. I check the left incline of my car for balance. Now I release my clutch and floor the accelerator. Surge ahead and cut back on the road right on the indica's nose.
Within next 4/5 minutes, I find a suitable gap and let the indica pass.
Now Wife is a bit scared but the adrenalin rush she enjoys. I slowly propose my financing plan for an upgrade and she listens!
I am sure we all have been through this and stuck to scene 1 due to the paramount importance of safe driving. At the same time almost all, or at least many of us have discovered techniques and manoeuvres to make highway driving purposeful and fun.
Let us all share things we have done/ wanted to do when that ford fiesta killed our mood or the oncoming volvo which will not dim its light on the twisty roads on the ghats.
Caution: - This kind of manoeuvres must not be done unless the driver is at least 25 years of age AND has 20000 Kilometres highway driving experience.