Festive season is around the corner and we love to do puja and put garlands on our cars. I personally hate to do the above but i have to bow to family pressure.
Putting a swastika:
During the puja, my family will put a hindu swastika with the red colour kanku (as called in gujarati). Nowadays, the compounds used in these are so bad that they don’t come off easily. So now i’ve made it a rule to do a small one on one corner of the windshield which i remove within an hour with a damp cloth.
Incense Sticks:
After the puja, my mom sometimes lights the incense sticks and sticks it where ever she gets a good “hold”. Once, she stuck them around a beading of the honda windshield and due to wind, the incense stick touched the beading and left a burn line around 4cms along the length of the beading. After this, the use of incense sticks has been banned for my cars.
Garlanding:
I hate to garland the car but unfortunately i have no options. Garlands in my building are usually tied by the servants early in the morning when the “haarwala” delivers them.
The servants apply their
limited knowledge and usually tie it to the wiper stalks. This leaves me irritated since if you need to use the wipers, they interfere and the garland balloons over the windshield.
After putting a stop to this, they started tying it to the front grill. I still don’t like it since when you go a moderate speeds, the garland inverts and flies onto the bonnet. I find that annoying as well. Now my servants are instructed to use another string and bog down the center of the garland to any point on the body below the number plate.
They are also instructed to tie the garland only using the bow type knot so it’s easy to remove. I’ve seen numerous cars with remnants of the thread of garlands still attached to the car since someone has just pulled the garland out the next day.
A new servant put the garland on the i10 yesterday (tied to the wiper stalks) and a funny thing happened.
I was driving along the Worli seaface at a good speed (worli seaface has a nice long concrete road leading to the sea link- for people not familiar with the area). The windscreen was a little hazy due to the salt water spray from the sea and i instinctive used the windshield washer just to realize that the garland was attached to it. Anyways, i cursed the servant and continued driving along.
I guess this action must have weakened the thread of the garland and as i increased speed, the garland mushroomed onto my windshield (mightily annoying me and obstructing my vision) and then snapped from the centre. At this point i was happy since the garland was now fluttering on either side of the ORVMs rather than the center of the glass (see attached pic below). I was too bored to stop and get out of the car to remove the garland.
After a few meters of driving, i see in the in the rear view mirror that cars behind me are swerving wildly. It takes me a couple of seconds to realize that the marigold flowers are being hurled behind as projectiles from the broken garland and the vehicles behind me are taking extreme evasive maneuvers. This had me in splits and i pulled over and finally removed the garland!
Got home and checked where they put the garland on the merc and the servant had again tied it to the wiper stalks and had forced the center part around the star and nearly bend it backwards. Fired the living daylights out of him and removed the said garland! Now the rule in house is either no garlands, or wait for me to wake up and put it on the car.
So, what do you do for puja? Where do you attach the garland and how?