All heads turn in unison and the lil angel just smiles. We reverse into the bunk once again and enquire about the toilets. The staff was gracious enough to unlock the one meant for the manager. It was clean and had soap!!
After the ritual of who holds the baby and who washes her we came out and before starting again the Oracle spoke thus- Let the one feeling ****ty speak now or hold their own till we reach kohlapur. After hearing no voices pleading to be let out we rolled off in ernest this time.
The drive was excellent though the road could have been better. The toll nakas were more of a botheration as they were quite close to each other and the same act was repeated to perfection. The moment we used to come to a halt the hand would stretch out.. Army hai..
Pehle paise..
Suna nahin Army hai..
ID card hai..
Haan..
Deekhao.. And after scrutinizing it more carefully than CBI digging out dirt he would say..theek hai saab jaao. We made good time and P was there waiting for us about 5 kms before the turnoff for the Kohlapur town. We followed his blood red indigo cs to his inlaws place for Tea.
I felt almost ashamed walking in with shoes into that house. After the potholed ridden streets and an almost non existant road the vitrified tiles spick and span were almost like a mirage. I just nibbled at the biscuits for I was too afraid to munch for the fear of crumbs falling to the floor. I managed to slice of 4 of them when I decieded to have tea.
2 sips as we sat discussing the merits of kohlapur having the highest per capita consumption of liquor when Hic. I felt a shudder and the tea spilled out onto that heavenly floor. My angel wanted to sit in mylap and would not let a mere cup of tea to stand in her way.
I almost took off my shirt to wipe out that stain when fortunately P decieded that its time for us to go shopping. Maybe he didnot want me to take a chance with a second cup perhaps.
Anyway we go shopping and the bazaar turned out to be like a village fair. It was crowded and hot and sultry and the joy of it was that there were no designated parking. I just followed P's example and STOPPED. The ladies got out but I didnot have the heart of leaving the vehicle on as is where is basis and offerred to stay back (atleast it was the official reason,a s I had no intention of going around those streets looking for chappals of all the godly things GOD made for women).
P took the drift and galantly stood by my side for company. After 60 minutes of appreciating the finer nuances of the kohlapur traffic the shopers returned. We proceeded to see the 'Ganga' which is supposed to have an equal holier effect as that of having a dip in Benaras. Another surprising thing was the abundance of Bars around the town. we wanted to add to the national statistical average and after dropping off the ladies we hit a joitn for appetisers, after all we were going to be treated to soem authentic kohlapuri cuisine and we wanted to wash away all the sordid tastes.
And what a revelation. Mutton with white gravy, Chicken that set our spirits aflutter, rumali rotis, we just could not have enough of it before reason and decency finally made us a reluctant deserter from the table.
Night arrangements had been made in the Offciers Mess of the Maratha LI TA and we wondered if Kohlapur would cease to amaze us or not. An Army guest room worthy of an atleast 4 star hotel. Aha the bliss of sleep over a heavy laden stomach. I kept tryign to burp to relive the taste, I know its gross but ....
The next morning was spent seeing the Kohlapur Pallace of the 'Chau Maharaj'. It was a pity that they didnot allow cameras in otherwise that gentleman has a whole zoo inside with life size animals stuffed and preserved for us to see. In a way I felt sad but then on the other hand maybe it is a nice way of showing our future generations what animals really looked like.
Last edited by wanderernomad : 28th July 2008 at 15:38.
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