The 'customer' in the indian car scene.
For the last few days or rather a week,this word 'customer' has harassed me more than i thought it ever could.Well it seems,to me i am not a human being anymore,but just a 'customer'.
It all started with a silly worded statement,'abey yaar,pehle is wale customer ko toh free kar doon,phir aoonga...", hmmm i said to myself,maybe thats just the linguistic style,no big deal,but then subsequently,i realized it is not just a linguistic style,its a perception,a very serious convoluted perception.
This story,the odd lady and gentlemen,involves a magnificent Fiat Grande Punto,tata-fiat after sale service,bajaj allianz and well me,the 'customer' of course.
So there i was cruising in the streets of 'delhi-6' last week,in my punto,when all of a sudden,a 'vikram',hit my car from the left side,which resulted in my car going to the right hand side,and hitting an iron road divider.
And boom,the tyre gets blown up,the car takes a severe hit.I step outside,to murmuring appreciation or rather applause for the whole incident by my brothers in god's big happy family.Then upon closer inspection,i find that the front bumper hasn't even dislodged,there is no hint of any body damage,i initiate my own murmuring appreciation of fiat's build quality.But i was stranded,and that too far far away from home.Like a flash in the dark evening clouds,a voice whispered,'change the tyre',my eyes lit up,biceps got pumped,and i was on my way to changing the tyre.
"Wah,wah",i said to myself,"bach gaye......",but it was like a "bach gaye" a fan says after watching Sachin tendulkar blasting his way to a century,and later realizes that India has lost the match. Well,my situation was similar,the 'tie rod',of my car had got bent.So i franticly looked up the 24 hour help-line number of tata-fiat in the car's manual for some assistance,and rang them up,,they hung up without even taking the call.And dhan-ten -nan-----a customer was born.
The sun rises,the birds start chirping,the customer wakes up,drives his car 40kms away from home at the speed of 20 km/hr to the service centre. And the intimation is done,and a claim is filed.The service advisor tells me,"sir pura steering assembly change hoga,tie rod alag se fiat ka nahin aata....",words that remind me of the horror stories of fiat a.s.s,and laughs of maniacal anti-fiat uncles shouting """i told you so"".I tell him to check again,as only the tie rod is bent,but the advisor insists to change the entire steering assembly,i say ok,and leave the car with him,and just before leaving,i hear him shout on his phone,"abey yaar,pehle is wale customer ko toh free kar doon,phir aoonga...".Its thursday today,the car is promised to delivered back by monday
I visit another fiat service centre on my way back home,and they beat their chests claiming,"tie rod end aata hai".I talk to a couple of mechanics,they too advise to change the entire assembly instead of the rod end,as who knows they say,that after replacing the end,and alignment,if any other problem crops up,they insist get the entire thing changed.
The sun rises again,the birds chirp again,its friday today,i call up the advisor,he says,"surveyor nahin aaya hai,aap baad mein phone karo",three calls later,same story.He states that the car can be repaired in one day flat,just that he needs the "approval",i say ok!!
Thursday--->>>claim is filed
Friday---->>>Surveyor doesn't show up
Saturday---->>>Surveyor doesn't show up
Sunday--->>>Surveyor doesn't show up
Monday--->>>Finally,Surveyor does show up.
But no approval given.
I call up the claim manager at bajaj-allianz,he apologizes,and says the approval will be given by 1430 hours.
So its tuesday today,the customer takes an auto for the 5th time,sweating his nerves out in delhi heat,pays 280 for the auto ride,one way,in prime time,to the showroom,for the 5th time.The advisor simply shrugs his shoulders and says he can't do jack till the approval lands in,and,i the customer,simply want to decapitate myself.
I decide to call up the surveyor myself,while in the showroom.And guess what?the surveyor turns out to be a 15 year old girl,no don't get excited,this is just a figure of speech.I demand an explanation as to why he didn't show up on thursday,friday,saturday,sunday,and he SHOUTS BACK like a 15 year old girl,goes hysterical claiming that i am lying that the car has been there since thursday,he abuses me,says that he visited the service centre all those days,and the car wasn't there.Also,he claims,that the intimation was done on sunday,when it was don e right before my eyes on thusrsday.He explicitly tells me to buzz off,stating that the entire episode is my fault,that the service centre and i are lying to him,he shouts one more time before hanging up on me" not my fault".The tone of this conversation was,"just go away,who do you think you are,you are just another CUSTOMER.Well so much for customer is always right.I guess i just met an accidental moron.And now the claim manager has stopped taking my calls.
Its tuesday night,prime-time diwali days,my only car is turning into dust,has been standing outside the service centre for the past week,i have been traveling on autos all over delhi,and have racked up a bill of over 8000,facial costs extra which are attributable to the dust my face has had to eat,while traveling.Oh,and one more thing,there is no 'approval',so no repair work on the car
All the time in the service centre,hearing the word customer being thrown around for endless amounts of cases,was just shouting one thing back at me.....
You see,you worthless piece of trash,you are not a human,you are a customer,we don't value your time or money,you are just another statistic,you were human once,yes you were.You know when?
Do you remember when you were buying the car?when we'd actually call you back,drive to your home,for a test drive,hell drop you back home if you asked for it,give you chocolates etc,etc..... you were a human then,we valued your time,your money,because we wanted it,now please take a hike,you are just a customer.
Another file,another number,we just don't care.
You are not a human being,you are just a 'thing',ubiquitous and way too available.
This is my car outside the showroom gathering dust,
And this is what reminded me of writing a post,a tata nano,in the service area.
And this is the bent tie rod,which a mechanics claim can be repaired within 3 hours,
if they get the permission to go ahead.
And therefore i pray,my fellow 'customers',may you be treated as humans in the 'indian car scene'. May your life savings that you spent on that car be treated as worthy,and may you be treated as worthy,may god have mercy on you "customers"........