Well, this is my experience of how I "learnt" how to drive.
I enrolled with this Kailash Giri driving school for learning to drive as it is in my neighbourhood. I still repent the decision and still have to find a right wall to bang my head against.
As I am making a conscious effort to forget when I enrolled for this god forbidden place, I still vividly remember the freakness-inducing voice of the "aunty" who seems to co-own the prestigious driving firm! How much do you charge for teaching to drive? 3300 INR Doucments required? age proof, residence proof. You belong to Pune? No! Then we charge 1500 extra...
At this point of time I have had my eyes popping out. I retorted! I should be realy happy to give you that, no? I mean, why? Why 1500 extra? Because you are from outside Pune.
I slilently walked out and found out that other too were charging for outsiders (bribing aka admin charges) but not 1500. But those were a bit far off from my place. So I wanted to test my negotiating skills. Called up the person whom I wish I never met!
She happily told me that getting a DL is probably one of the easiest and cheapest things that could be done in a Government office and that she could get my DL for about 500 bucks here and there!!
I ended up paying 1000 more! So much for being a "non-local"
Then started struggle!!
The person who taught me driving was a jerk! Forget about his interpersonal skills which often jumped the good old line by leaps and bounds by shouting at me at his own wish and will, but the teaching driving itself was non-existent if it was ever intended.
Every morning I used to be taken an ultra empty road and was asked to drive, all I had to do was press the gas and ocassionally turn the steering. I mean I used to get a better feeling when I used to drive my chair! You know what I mean? Ah?
So the D-day arrived with me being as unsure as I generally used to be on a maths exam, but the driver assured me "main hoo na!" And you know what? Indeed he WAS there.
I gave my DL exam in a motor driving school car with the clutch, break and gear being controlled by my driver and me just turning the steering here and there. Not just me, almost everyone who took the license that day drove like that.
And I am sure, if each of them drive like that on the roads each would decrease the populations of our country by atleast 20!
On a sad note I should confess that today I hold a 4 wheeler permanent driving license and I am sure if venture onto the roads as is, either my car or me or another stupid like me would be a dead meat!
P.S: I hired a driver and am learning to drive again!
P.P.S: If you are from Pune, avoid kailash giri driving school like plague!!!!! |