Hold Your Horses, Gearheads: A Cautionary Tale of Bike Woes
Ever dreamt of transforming your trusty steed into a chrome-plated unicorn on two wheels? Pump the brakes! Before embarking on that epic bike modification odyssey, let me weave a tale that'll have you checking your tire pressure and mechanic's references with an extra dose of scrutiny.
Meet my 2012 Royal Enfield Classic 500 - a dream for me and my dad that rolled into reality, almost a decade ago. I, armed with naivety and a limited budget, set sail for this unchartered territory of bike modification. My initial google search had me wondering why negligible number of reviews about bike mods experience. I'm talking about a complete repaint and makeover here.
This bike taught me so much about machines. It faced all my hands-on mods
and maintainence but was neglected for 2 years as I travelled abroad.
After coming across various pictures on the internet, I shortlisted Jedi Custom. Didn't find any detailed reviews but going with the pictures on Instagram, I took the plunge.
As I contacted Jedi Custom, the initial conversations went really well. We had brief discussion on what I wanted the end result to be like.
So what was the end result I was expecting? The idea was to keep the bike as Royal Enfield as it was. No extra large tires or shortened mudguards, no fancy stuff. All I wanted was to have a clean, chrome, glossy look to keep it looking as stock as possible. Had specifically instructed that whatever the company had in chrome and shiny keep it the same way, not a fan of blacking things out. The obivious criteria bieng it runs clean, smooth and reliably.
So after exchanging a few messages over whatsapp and a few brief calls, I decided to pull the trigger and handed my bike over to Jedi Customs.
So the day arrived, 3rd August, 2023 when my bike was loaded onto a tempo
using Porter app.
Here's the ordeal, starting with one of the most crucial mistake.
Mistake #1: Paperwork? Bah! Who needs that when you have dreams, right?
I never got everything in a single whatsapp message. My requirements were scattered, some on calls, some in messages. To start with almost all the requests for modification I mentioned were responded with a resounding yes!
Lesson learned: Get it in writing, folks. Even a simple, single whatsapp message would be enough to keep track of what your expectations are. You'll have a good checklist to keep track of the changes.
Even Michelangelo wouldn't paint the Sistine Chapel without a contract, probably. Trust me, NO matter what someone say's about art and creativity involved make sure you have things in black and white.
As I learnt at the end there was not much of creative input that went into modifying my bike, it could easily have been documented.
Mistake #2: Budget? More like a suggestion. I just went with the flow, like a leaf in a monsoon. All I asked was how much would be the approximate cost? To which I was told 1 lakh.
Lesson learned: Demand a proper quote and payment schedule, or you might end up bartering your firstborn for that fancy exhaust pipe. Note, that there will be several other costs apart from the one's you are informed about. Remember, specifics is what you want. If not then atleast have regular checkpoints during the process to check how much cost has been incurred so far.
The saga unfolds: My bike embarked on its transformation at Jedi, promised a glorious return as a chrome-clad champion. Yet, communication choked, Adwait's responses were like infrequent whispers in the wind. His constant refrain, "Yes, we'll do it!", a mantra that seldom translated into action. Deadlines? A foreign concept at Jedi Customs, replaced by a sundial system governed by their own elusive sun. Some tasks inexplicably expedited, others left to stagnate in the shadows, their priorities shifting like desert sands.
The "modifications": Let's call them artistic "interpretations" of my wishes. Chrome turned black faster than my hair after a dye. The pin stripes meandered across the tank like the shaky hand of a nervous artist, failing to find their intended rhythm. Reason you ask? Well "
It gives a human touch" ( too many inconsistencies to pass of as human touch ) and "
Even the OEM guys make mistakes".
Below is the picture of the front mudguard number plate which started rattling and adding it's own noise to the ride on the very next day.
Reason:
"It wasn't pursposely tightened coz it bends if its too tight"
And don't even get me started on the missing saree guard - my significant other wasn't amused, let's just say. A list of few things which were apparant, not as planned and plagued with errors.
1. Gaps in headlight cover. Fixed later.
2. Rear chrome springs were replaced with black ones. Fixed later.
3. The wheel hub painted black. Remains same.
4. Tail light fitted was the standard bullet and not the circular one. Fixed later.
This is a picture from the instagram post by Jedi:
5. When the rear seat is removed the original mudguard had such a clean look.
They decided that there should be a black metal piece completely contrasting the paint to hold the wiring.
On asking why this was installed, I was told it's a hit or miss. some like it and some don't. Not sure why he assumed I
would like it. Not something that can be removed now without causing a paint tragedy.
Notice the black thing on rear mudguard:
6. I was not okay with the silver embossing on the tank, but I was told that the embossing I was looking for was not available and the people coming at garage and on the internet, liked it a lot!
7. Knee guard, accidentally sold in scrap even after requesting to keep parts!
They fitted a new one. I did not pay for it, neither did I pay for the missing
rear view mirrors.
8. The handlebar weights were damaged by them and when spotted during delivery, it was replaced.
9. Several places were patched on the day of delivery. Shows the lack of attention to detail.
Paint missed near the shock absorbers:
Shiny piece replaced with a black cover, later replaced:
8. The seat picture sent to me was totally different as compared to the one fitted. Reason? Well it's the limitation of the material used. Not sure why this wasn't known to a so called expert custom bike builder before the picture was shared.
Seat image shown to me:
Vs Seat that was delivered:
If you say, atleast its comfortable right? Well, here's the fun part. It's not!
The backrest which I had stressed is an essential part for me as I'll be having a pillion was missing ( stays missing to this date ). It won't be hard to imagine how uncomfortable the rear seat is considering the main seat discomfort.
9. Why no whitewalls?
Reason 1: They are difficult to maintain and manage.
When I quoted that I'll manage, please can you add it?
Reason 2: The tire profile won't allow fitting a whitewall.
My detailed vision, alas, seemed lost in translation.
The bill?
It was a handwritten scrawl, and was the dealbreaker. No proper invoice, a price hike of 32%, and the excuse of a tech-challenged parts supplier fueled my distrust. Jedi Customs had failed to deliver on transparency and professionalism. I guess that's a way to magically inflate the cost like a hot air balloon filled with helium and my hopes.
Here's a part of the bill
The verdict?
If you want your bike modded to Jedi Customs' taste, go for it. You might end up with a showstopper for Instagram, but be prepared for surprises that even David Blaine wouldn't dare attempt. But if you're an enthusiast with a vision, steer clear! There are better garages out there, where your dreams won't get lost in translation (or spray paint fumes).
Remember, modifying your bike should be an adventure, not a hostage situation. Choose your workshop wisely, document everything, and for the love of all things chrome, get your vision in writing. Otherwise, you might end up with a story like mine, one that's equal parts cautionary tale and comedy of errors. And trust me, laughter is the only lube that'll get you through the post-modification blues.
P.S. If anyone wants to buy a slightly-used (and slightly-traumatized) Royal Enfield with questionable pin stripes, hit me up. I'm open to offers, especially if they involve therapy sessions and a lifetime supply of chrome polish. Just kidding, It's my first bike and being the enthusiast I am, it ain't going no where.
Here are some final pictures with some Insta filters and good photography: