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Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi Sir Gogeshwar,
I beg your pardon, I am the Maharaja of ****. (Strangely TBHP does not somehow display the name of my domain.)
Anyways I am the King of **** and I did NOT give you that car. |
Drat!! Sam you just let the cat out of the bag. Now everyone knows who the car actually belonged to. Sam you must learn to let go of worldly things, once given off. 
Oh ****!! with no offence to the Fiefdom of **** and no pun intended!! Actually I meant ***** and not **** but I think your Fiefdom extends to there too.
***** is also closely situated to **** so we can safely presume that **** and ***** are included in Sam Maharaj's hairy territory.
Once there you must visit the Armpit mountains which have long and quaint, bushy hair like grass growing from two sides of the mountain that represent the hairy armpits.
Are they actually called the Armpits of **** or are they called the Armpits of *****? Jahapanah Samji Maharaj please clarify.
Its a tourist attraction and the board reads "Our Armpit is our Charmpit"!!
A little information about **** or *****, however you might like to adress it as.
The National dish is Candy Floss AKA Buddhi Ka Baal. (dont get your collective dirty minds in action. Its called Baal = Hair and is not a case of bad pronunciation)
Their National Singer is Bali Brahmbhatt.
National Dish Balti Chicken
They also give out an award every year called the No Bal price.
(I think lets get to the topic before im kicked.....)
Baal Baal Bach Gaye!! |