Words women use

normally_crazy · 2nd March 2005, 22:34

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Originally Posted by greenh0rn

absolutely agree with all points. Keep us educating Shivangi, we all know very little on women!

hehe - i guess the name suits u fine then , green horn !!

and haan - shivangi u r spot on ! how much of it applies to the best ?

Shivangi · 2nd March 2005, 22:40

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Originally Posted by normally_crazy

hehe - i guess the name suits u fine then , green horn !!

and haan - shivangi u r spot on ! how much of it applies to the best ?

Ok i change my sentence

... To THe Best By The Best From the Best.....

coloneljasi · 2nd March 2005, 22:40

Ma'am!Where can I get a good translation guide in that language?

Shivangi · 2nd March 2005, 22:45

well R & D is still goin on to make the guide.... cause once its made.... im sure it will be in DEMAND... after all u get the Solution to the million dollar question.....How to understand a Women???

Will let u know:P as soon as i get more info about the guide

Rehaan · 2nd March 2005, 23:21

New Thread Merged with Older one

normally_crazy · 2nd March 2005, 23:27

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Originally Posted by Shivangi

after all u get the Solution to the million dollar question.....How to understand a Women???

the best answer to that question wud be - Dont even bother trying to understand women , go with the tide !

bikefreak · 3rd March 2005, 01:19

Don't ever do the blunder of trying to understand a woman !!

They make efforts to confuse us and your attempt will make all of that go up in smoke.
What is the fun when you've found the solution of a problem ?! You forget about it.
Women r mysterious or rather enigmatic !! They keep you guessing and on your toes. The moment you've 'understood' (whatever that means) a woman, the charisma is gone !!!
Now would you, or for that matter the woman, want that ?

Just remembered a joke in this context that u might have heard.

A Ferrari fanatic staying in California is dying to go to Hawaii, but he wants to drive down in his car. So he starts praying to God.
After a long time God finally appears and asks (the usual) "What can I do for u".
The guy wants God to build a freeway between LA & Hawaii.
God says "Are u nuts !! U know that is just not possible. Just ask for ANYTHING else".
The man thinks for some time and says "Ok God, then give me the power to understand a woman".
God replies "U want the freeway to have 2 lanes or 4 lanes" !!!

So just worship them (as Shivangi expects). Depending on the way they're treated they could either become angels and fulfill your wildest dreams & 'fantasies' or turn into a demon, make your most frightening nightmare come true & become your nemesis !

You could also read "Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus"

Jaggu · 3rd March 2005, 09:38

buy me a beer any day, prefer that to women he he he he he he he...

just plain bindaas in my world

vinsanity · 3rd March 2005, 10:33

Oh, so this is what women mean when they say them!!!!! Nice ones.....

But it'l take a lifetime understanding them(women).....

_Not everybody is a Mel Gibson!!_

vinsanity · 3rd March 2005, 12:22

Just found an old mail.. Guess some would have got it before.. Posting them anyways..

WOMEN'S DICTIONARY

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

_Ladies, u'r comments on that_

vinsanity · 3rd March 2005, 12:33

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So just worship them (as Shivangi expects).

Not a chance in hell i'l do that...

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Depending on the way they're treated they could either become angels and fulfill your wildest dreams & 'fantasies'

They would?!! U mean they'l actually get me a ZX12r or an sL55 or anything similar for that matter??!!
Oh, thats great news....

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or turn into a demon, make your most frightening nightmare come true & become your nemesis !

eemm, well ya may be!!

_Nothing writen above was to offend, just some crazy remarks_

normally_crazy · 3rd March 2005, 14:10

A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of friction
Woman is a bundle of contradiction
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her husband alone in the house.

She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse-
She'll break open his head and then be his nurse
But when he's well and can get out of bed
She'll pick up a teapot and throw it at his head

Beautiful, keen sighted and blind,
Crafty and cruel, simple and kind.
She'll make him a king and then make him a clown
Raise him on a pedestal, and then flatten him down.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose
Kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose
She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk
She is stronger than brandy, milder then milk

In fact revengeful, merry do tell,
Hates you like poison, but ! loves you like hell

Shivangi · 3rd March 2005, 15:55

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Originally Posted by normally_crazy

A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of friction
Woman is a bundle of contradiction
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her husband alone in the house.

She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse-
She'll break open his head and then be his nurse
But when he's well and can get out of bed
She'll pick up a teapot and throw it at his head

Beautiful, keen sighted and blind,
Crafty and cruel, simple and kind.
She'll make him a king and then make him a clown
Raise him on a pedestal, and then flatten him down.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose
Kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose
She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk
She is stronger than brandy, milder then milk

In fact revengeful, merry do tell,
Hates you like poison, but ! loves you like hell

i believe each and every word....

esp tis.....

In fact revengeful, merry do tell,
Hates you like poison, but ! loves you like hell..

He He He.... Cheers....

manaa45 · 3rd March 2005, 16:17

is is grt of shivangi to start a topic helping understansd women.

nc has described it all.

i only have to say that inspite of everything woman will always be a woman and u can love her, u can hate her but u can never deny her. that is why it is said " shaadi ka ladoo, khaye woh bhi pachtaye, na khaye woh bhi pachtaye" (for those who cant understand hindi , a rough translation, sweet of marraige, one who eats regrets, one who doesnt also regrets, )

so better to eat it and regret. this is what i think.

shubbhi

Jaggu · 3rd March 2005, 16:21

normally crazy its too good...

2nd March 2005, 22:40	#18
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Shivangi Newbie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 0 Thanked: 6 Times	well R & D is still goin on to make the guide.... cause once its made.... im sure it will be in DEMAND... after all u get the Solution to the million dollar question.....How to understand a Women??? Will let u know:P as soon as i get more info about the guide
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bikefreak BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 276 Thanked: 67 Times View My Garage	Understanding a woman ?! Don't ever do the blunder of trying to understand a woman !! They make efforts to confuse us and your attempt will make all of that go up in smoke. What is the fun when you've found the solution of a problem ?! You forget about it. Women r mysterious or rather enigmatic !! They keep you guessing and on your toes. The moment you've 'understood' (whatever that means) a woman, the charisma is gone !!! Now would you, or for that matter the woman, want that ? Just remembered a joke in this context that u might have heard. A Ferrari fanatic staying in California is dying to go to Hawaii, but he wants to drive down in his car. So he starts praying to God. After a long time God finally appears and asks (the usual) "What can I do for u". The guy wants God to build a freeway between LA & Hawaii. God says "Are u nuts !! U know that is just not possible. Just ask for ANYTHING else". The man thinks for some time and says "Ok God, then give me the power to understand a woman". God replies "U want the freeway to have 2 lanes or 4 lanes" !!! So just worship them (as Shivangi expects). Depending on the way they're treated they could either become angels and fulfill your wildest dreams & 'fantasies' or turn into a demon, make your most frightening nightmare come true & become your nemesis ! You could also read "Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus"
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vinsanity BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Patna Posts: 609 Thanked: 2 Times	Oh, so this is what women mean when they say them!!!!! Nice ones..... But it'l take a lifetime understanding them(women)..... _Not everybody is a Mel Gibson!!_
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3rd March 2005, 12:22	#25
vinsanity BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Patna Posts: 609 Thanked: 2 Times	Just found an old mail.. Guess some would have got it before.. Posting them anyways.. WOMEN'S DICTIONARY Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead. _Ladies, u'r comments on that_
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3rd March 2005, 14:10	#27
normally_crazy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,369 Thanked: 528 Times View My Garage	A WOMAN An angel of truth and a dream of friction Woman is a bundle of contradiction She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, but will tackle her husband alone in the house. She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse- She'll break open his head and then be his nurse But when he's well and can get out of bed She'll pick up a teapot and throw it at his head Beautiful, keen sighted and blind, Crafty and cruel, simple and kind. She'll make him a king and then make him a clown Raise him on a pedestal, and then flatten him down. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose Kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk She is stronger than brandy, milder then milk In fact revengeful, merry do tell, Hates you like poison, but ! loves you like hell
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3rd March 2005, 16:17	#29
manaa45 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: nerul, navi mum Posts: 357 Thanked: 49 Times	is is grt of shivangi to start a topic helping understansd women. nc has described it all. i only have to say that inspite of everything woman will always be a woman and u can love her, u can hate her but u can never deny her. that is why it is said " shaadi ka ladoo, khaye woh bhi pachtaye, na khaye woh bhi pachtaye" (for those who cant understand hindi , a rough translation, sweet of marraige, one who eats regrets, one who doesnt also regrets, ) so better to eat it and regret. this is what i think. shubbhi
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