Best signatures on Team-BHP

dushmish · 19th January 2010, 11:05

Greenhorn's signature is one of the most hilarious ones I have ever read. GTO's is also very good. Both of these have featured on my FB profile. I also like this one - “I hooked up the accelerator pedal in my car to the brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.” Don't remember whose is this one though.

Ciao,
D

RP_812 · 19th January 2010, 11:12

Not sure whose it is

'We live in a strange country where pizza arrives faster than an ambulance'

It is not verbatim but it is close.

That is one signature which is so true and ironical , I LOVED IT.!!! and use it in a couple of my wise cracks.

Thanks to the author.

McLaren Rulez · 19th January 2010, 11:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRIV3R

McLaren Rulez' signature.

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg

Quote:

Originally Posted by musicvj

McLaren Rulez - The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg

That's an awesome signature

Aww.. thanks!

I'll add to the list with SS-Traveller's sig.

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its existence.

SS-Traveller · 19th January 2010, 11:40

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Originally Posted by McLaren Rulez

Aww.. thanks!

I'll add to the list with SS-Traveller's sig.

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its existence.

Thanks, McL-R! Mutual admiration club here! My daughter uses your signature to quiz her friends in school.

addyhemmige · 19th January 2010, 12:39

Our moderator bblost had this one earlier, he's changed it now

"Mary had a little lamb....
..............................
...........Biryani anyone??"

AnonymousCoward · 19th January 2010, 14:29

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Originally Posted by addyhemmige

Our moderator bblost had this one earlier, he's changed it now

"Mary had a little lamb....
..............................
...........Biryani anyone??"

Ha ha ha ha ha!

GTO had one sig. a long time ago. I still like that one. It read as below:

"Before making up your mind, open it"

greenhorn · 19th January 2010, 15:09

a few I can remember
iraghava's

Quote:

Reminds me of my safari in Africa.Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

And one of jkdas' earlier signatures

Quote:

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the view which they take of them.

benbsb29 · 19th January 2010, 16:16

Currently, i like Greenie's sig, the Accord one.
The first time i read it, it had me in splits of laughter. And no, i didnt refer the Bible to check.

leadf00t · 19th January 2010, 16:27

I think jitu (ford_rocam) had an amazing one

Cheap and fast is not Reliable
Cheap and Reliable is not Fast
Fast and Reliable is not Cheap

jkdas · 19th January 2010, 16:37

Nice memory greenhorn !

Thanks clever and hope Immortalz post helped

ishotmydog · 19th January 2010, 16:53

@Mclaren Rulez - i hope you dont mind but your signature is now my FB status

addyhemmige · 19th January 2010, 17:07

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Originally Posted by greenhorn

a few I can remember
iraghava's Reminds me of my safari in Africa.Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

Super!! I forgot to mention this earlier. How much can a guy remember?

. Hey Greenhorn, your signature rocks too!!!

deepaktpatil · 19th January 2010, 17:19

check out my signature

kutlee · 19th January 2010, 17:25

i think Green's most hilarious...
Liked GTO's earlier ones.

Samurai · 19th January 2010, 17:31

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Originally Posted by leadf00t

Cheap and fast is not Reliable
Cheap and Reliable is not Fast
Fast and Reliable is not Cheap

I had seen a shorter variation of the same in some workshop in US.

We can do it Fast, Cheap and Good. Pick any Two.

19th January 2010, 11:05	#16
dushmish BHPian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Mumbai Posts: 418 Thanked: 82 Times View My Garage	Greenhorn's signature is one of the most hilarious ones I have ever read. GTO's is also very good. Both of these have featured on my FB profile. I also like this one - “I hooked up the accelerator pedal in my car to the brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.” Don't remember whose is this one though. Ciao, D
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19th January 2010, 11:12	#17
RP_812 BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 128 Thanked: 2 Times	Not sure whose it is 'We live in a strange country where pizza arrives faster than an ambulance' It is not verbatim but it is close. That is one signature which is so true and ironical , I LOVED IT.!!! and use it in a couple of my wise cracks. Thanks to the author.
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19th January 2010, 12:39	#20
addyhemmige Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore/Hassan Posts: 1,527 Thanked: 487 Times View My Garage	Our moderator bblost had this one earlier, he's changed it now "Mary had a little lamb.... .............................. ...........Biryani anyone??"
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19th January 2010, 16:16	#23
benbsb29 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Brisbane Posts: 9,969 Thanked: 13,231 Times View My Garage	Currently, i like Greenie's sig, the Accord one. The first time i read it, it had me in splits of laughter. And no, i didnt refer the Bible to check.
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19th January 2010, 16:27	#24
leadf00t BHPian Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MH04 Posts: 439 Thanked: 15 Times View My Garage	I think jitu (ford_rocam) had an amazing one Cheap and fast is not Reliable Cheap and Reliable is not Fast Fast and Reliable is not Cheap
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19th January 2010, 16:37	#25
jkdas Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Thiruvananthapu Posts: 9,687 Thanked: 1,492 Times View My Garage	Nice memory greenhorn ! Thanks clever and hope Immortalz post helped
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19th January 2010, 16:53	#26
ishotmydog BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pune Posts: 593 Thanked: 18 Times	@Mclaren Rulez - i hope you dont mind but your signature is now my FB status
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19th January 2010, 17:19	#28
deepaktpatil BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: KA 05, MH 10 Posts: 303 Thanked: 128 Times	check out my signature
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19th January 2010, 17:25	#29
kutlee Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 1,141 Thanked: 232 Times View My Garage	i think Green's most hilarious... Liked GTO's earlier ones.
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