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Old 15th July 2010, 06:43   #616
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try reading the the kannada sentence

Translation to english : old BILINDG demolishion CONTRAKERS


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Old 15th July 2010, 07:30   #617
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try reading the the kannada sentence
Translation to english : old BILINDG demolishion CONTRAKERS
Well, in my opinion, considering the bloopers here, the signboard sure needs demolishing
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Saw this outside a shop. Graphic really.
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Old 6th August 2010, 16:09   #619
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Its not a signboard but rather a webpage.

HDFC Netbanking.

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How many of you actually have a residence and another office email-id?
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^^ Lol. They should have mentioned Personal or official Email.
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Its not a signboard but rather a webpage.
How many of you actually have a residence and another office email-id?
Would have thought that was common: I always did. But, on the other hand, why would anyone use their office email on their personal banking? By the way, I've just taken your pics into Photoshop and removed the black, exposing your personal bank details. It's blurred, of course, and one or two characters are not clear, but it is all within a couple of guesses.













Just joking... of course!
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^^ Lol! This ones for the Joke thread! Photoshopped black marks to reveal underlying password characters waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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How many of you actually have a residence and another office email-id?
My office email account can't be accessed from outside the office (for security reasons they say, but really because of the lazy Net Ops team).

Also, some companies (not mine) do not allow staff to access personal emails in office.

If there is someone for whom both the above conditions are true, he would effectively be having an office email account and one residential email account.

Jokes apart, like Prince mentioned above, they should have mentioned official and personal email accounts.

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Got these in email ..

I like 1:1 translations to english .
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Got these in email ..

I like 1:1 translations to english .

First one is already here in this thread somewhere.

"Shifted" looks like a work of some roadhawks or a PS job.

Last two are hilarious.

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Hahahahahaha!! Finally! It's good to know that the Government/contractors have progressed in their work!
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Can a Kannada speaker please explain what all that egg/snake stuff is about?

At this moment, I have readers/speakers of Tamil, Telugu and Malayalee in the house, but no Kannada. It baffles all of us!
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Here you go!1

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Can a Kannada speaker please explain what all that egg/snake stuff is about?

At this moment, I have readers/speakers of Tamil, Telugu and Malayalee in the house, but no Kannada. It baffles all of us!
Pic 1:
i. Don't worry even if you become food in a snake's mouth, but never become the food for the mouth of the society.

ii. A man who no control over himself is like a donkey which has been let off its leash

iii. An arrogant man is worse than a pig

Pic 2:
i. The aim of all the rivers is to join the ocean. Similarly, the aim of all living beings should be to attain spirituality

ii. If you don't attain spirituality, then all the prayers and worship you have done are just senseless practices.

(now please don't ask me what these mean)

Pic 3:
i. Don't urinate wherever you want, that is done by animals and not humans

ii. Don't crib that you have too little. Be content with whatever you have and live in peace.

iii. Do not take out loans if you do not know how to repay them.


After translating all this, I really feel for the guy who has done the original translation. Whew!! this is tough guys
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Oh my God! All those road sign with snakes eggs and God and toilets, are not for general public. They are code messages to Russian spies visisting us. Thats a laughter riot.
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addyhemmige, thank you --- I'm still puzzled by the snake mouth thing, though!
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